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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I'll just get to the facts.

July saw the highest average temperatures since record-keeping began -- globally, not just in the United States -- the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reported Thursday.

This March, global levels of CO2 passed 400 parts per million.

Although short-term local measurements of 400 ppm have been recorded previously, this marks the first time since record keeping began that CO2 levels were above 400 ppm globally for a month.

Already we're seeing the deadly effects of climate change in the form of rising seas, monster storms, wildfires, and extreme weather of all kinds. Passing 400 ppm is an ominous sign of what might come next -- and it sends a clear signal that the world must act ahead of the UN climate talks in Paris this December.

The safe level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is 350 parts per million. The only way to get there is to immediately transition the global economy away from fossil fuels and into into renewable energy, energy efficiency, and sustainable farming practices.

The last time CO2 levels were this high, humans did not exist. Our dependence on fossil fuels is fundamentally changing the nature of the planet.

The last time there has been this much co2 in the air, the oceans where 80 feet higher half the worlds pop lives within 120 miles of an ocean.

There has been a person born already that will die due to catastrophic failure of the planet

http://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/global-temperature/

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RavenKrows
May 29, 2008
global warming myths

all of it

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

RavenKrows posted:

global warming myths

all of it

It's actually real science, the kind of science that makes your fleshlights feel like a real pussy

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007
Well I don't give a gently caress so

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
The upcoming trans scene is a just a distraction payed for by Shell Oil Company to get your mind off it

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
"Global Warming? Why is that guy dressed like a woman?" Another Shell Oil man laughs quitely.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Smoky One-bedder posted:

Well I don't give a gently caress so

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

You obviously don't have children, loser. No woman has gave birth to your spawn.

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Poetic Justice posted:

"Global Warming? Why is that guy dressed like a woman?" Another Shell Oil man laughs quitely.

you are very smart i will wax nostalgically at your genius as the seas boil and my eyes burn in nuclear hellfire

thank you shellman

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

RavenKrows posted:

you are very smart i will wax nostalgically at your genius as the seas boil and my eyes burn in nuclear hellfire

thank you shellman

I've personally been watching my farting

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
that's the least I can do

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
disturbed already made a song about climate change OP years behind :ughh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwELajFteTo

noob

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I ain't a witch so the water won't melt me.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

texaholic posted:

I ain't a witch so the water won't melt me.

Remember those who were burned, their ancestors are still alive.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
global warming is real but i live in canada and im too lazy to move so if california moves here i consider it a good thing

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

well i think we should hurry up and try and do something about this, you know to stop it from happening because it's definitely not too late, nope, not far far to late to do anything at all about

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

NecroMonster posted:

well i think we should hurry up and try and do something about this, you know to stop it from happening because it's definitely not too late, nope, not far far to late to do anything at all about

:agreed:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

this is why im dropping out of society and worshiping satan now. gently caress EVERYTHING

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
This is just the facts here, I don't know any myths

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

TEAYCHES posted:

this is why im dropping out of society and worshiping satan now. gently caress EVERYTHING

Gay people tend to have less testosterone in their system so instead of rising up to fight for what's right, they instead lay down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8tIiAVp2Q

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its like the myth of jesus, ie full of hot air, andthe hot air of global warming does not fill our atmosphere in reality what it really fills is the mouths of liars

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Poetic Justice posted:

You obviously don't have children, loser. No woman has gave birth to your spawn.

my children are going to manifest destiny other star systems

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
global warming causes meteorites to hit earth.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

its like the myth of jesus, ie full of hot air, andthe hot air of global warming does not fill our atmosphere in reality what it really fills is the mouths of liars

The end is neigh

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
pfft more unsubstantiated "facts" about rising sea levels and warmer temperatures by the jew controlled illuminati media designed to keep the white man down

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

Poetic Justice posted:

You obviously don't have children, loser. No woman has gave birth to your spawn.

You obviously do, or want to, and they are going to die like miserable little cunts cursing your name because you chose to have them and now they are a little more hot and dead so

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008
global warming wont kill you go to sleep and dream of a world where we won't all die in WW3 in 20 years.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Smoky One-bedder posted:

You obviously do, or want to, and they are going to die like miserable little cunts cursing your name because you chose to have them and now they are a little more hot and dead so

WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0

naem
May 29, 2011

Canada- the next California. Buy real estate now!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

yolo

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
gently caress this pussy carbon poo poo. The coming Great Nuclear Fire is it.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
actually theres an little ice age coming up, according to the forecast, so maybe simmer down OP

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

gently caress the ROW posted:

actually theres an little ice age coming up, according to the forecast, so maybe simmer down OP

http://climate.nasa.gov/

How do we know that changes in the sun aren’t to blame for current global warming trends?

Since 1978, a series of satellite instruments have measured the energy output of the sun directly. The satellite data show a very slight drop in solar irradiance (which is a measure of the amount of energy the sun gives off) over this time period. So the sun doesn't appear to be responsible for the warming trend observed over the past 30 years.
Longer-term estimates of solar irradiance have been made using sunspot records and other so-called “proxy indicators,” such as the amount of carbon in tree rings. The most recent analyses of these proxies indicate that solar irradiance changes cannot plausibly account for more than 10 percent of the 20th century’s warming.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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another thing is gonna happen that kills third worlders

Marsupialization
Aug 14, 2015

Poetic Justice posted:

The safe level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is 350 parts per million. The only way to get there is to immediately transition the global economy away from fossil fuels and into into renewable energy, energy efficiency, and sustainable farming practices.
yeah thats not going to happen :smithicide:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Well, at least we have more than one way humans are hosed within the next few decades, I like a little variety

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i inhale all my farts so i dont contribute, its just little things like that that make the difference

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

Ok, that almost convinced me ... then I mistakenly read the first three comments and went right back to not caring. Nice try though! I love that song.

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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

CrashCat posted:

Well, at least we have more than one way humans are hosed within the next few decades, I like a little variety

Ehh, we had a good run; at least for awhile. :350:

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