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Endless Shrimp loving owns and usually Red Lobster announces it by now. I know they have some new management or are dealing with activist investors or some poo poo but if they don't do it this year...
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:06 |
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theres an end to everything, think about it
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:10 |
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Shrimp are going extinct, OP. HTH.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:10 |
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contact your local state representative and explain your concerns
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:11 |
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Applewhite posted:Shrimp are going extinct, OP. HTH. Yeah it loving sucks, I thought environmental poo poo was for hippies and it would never touch my casual dining experience
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:51 |
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dont blame us, blame yourself. or god
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:52 |
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You mean the world to me, yeah I know I've found in you My endless shrimp
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:57 |
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red dumpster
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:58 |
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The ocean called and wanted their shrimp back.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:59 |
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red lobster underling: Should we announce endless shrimp yet? The people on the awful forums are getting kind of ancy. red lobster CEO: No... no don't announce endless shrimp. Our shrimp reserves will never hold. We need to do something else this year we can't do the drat shrimp. red lobster underling: What about this: Cheesy Biscuit Fest! red lobster CEO: *jumps from top of Red Lobster Headquarters* *it's only 3 stories tall so he just hurts his ankle a bit.* red lobster CEO (laying on ground): Yeah alright. Fine do the thing with the biscuits i guess.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:02 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:dont blame us, blame yourself. or god
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:03 |
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hello hi yes
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:09 |
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Go to the next townhall meeting and please come back with some answers
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:12 |
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Hell Yeah posted:red lobster underling: Should we announce endless shrimp yet? The people on the awful forums are getting kind of ancy. I'd be cool w this, cheddar bay biscuits are loving great
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:18 |
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Bold Robot posted:I'd be cool w this, cheddar bay biscuits are loving great You can buy the mix in the store now and make em at home.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:37 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:You can buy the mix in the store now and make em at home.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:39 |
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They can't have crabfest AND endless shrimp at the same time ya dummy. You'll overwhelm the church folk
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:04 |
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It's the end of endless shrimp.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:06 |
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Leviticus 11:10 - (King James Version) And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:47 |
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gottabefrank posted:They can't have crabfest AND endless shrimp at the same time ya dummy. You'll overwhelm the church folk Crabfests gotta be about wrapped up though no?
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:11 |
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They should just have tubes at the tables that dump out fried shrimp, people two-fisting mounds of shrimp down their gullets until they are bursting at the seams with shrimp, tears of cocktail sauce, unfastened belts, standing on the tables in triumphant stances proclaiming "I love shrimp!", children making shrimp Angels, tossing shrimp into the air with reckless abandon, parents watching it all and washing it down with a complimentary box of white wine.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:16 |
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Applewhite posted:Shrimp are going extinct, OP. HTH. I don't eat shrimp or really any seafood so this wouldn't make me sad at all!
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:17 |
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fatties itt
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:19 |
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*Wakes up, grabs phone and views every major news site* C'mon man! gently caress!
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:20 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They should just have tubes at the tables that dump out fried shrimp, people two-fisting mounds of shrimp down their gullets until they are bursting at the seams with shrimp, tears of cocktail sauce, unfastened belts, standing on the tables in triumphant stances proclaiming "I love shrimp!", children making shrimp Angels, tossing shrimp into the air with reckless abandon, parents watching it all and washing it down with a complimentary box of white wine. probably a lot like what heaven like
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:20 |
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Sleep comes at a premium and the nightmares continue through the waking moments.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:23 |
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Basically purgatory op
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:23 |
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a man leaps onto the table, pieces of shrimp in his beard. "SHRIMP!" he exclaims. but no one hears him through the wet sound of buttery lips smacking against crustacean flesh
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:25 |
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red lobsters hateful ships have laid waste to the last shrimp enclaves in the sea.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:26 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:dont blame us, blame yourself. or god "Blame yourself or God" is a totally badass line and I was disappointed that they changed it in the re-translation. "'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you, not I." It gets the same idea across, of course, perhaps even better phrased. But it just doesn't have the same ring to it. Though the rest of the newer translation was way better and basically made the game comprehensible Which has very little to do with shrimp
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:29 |
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HJE-Cobra posted:"Blame yourself or God" is a totally badass line and I was disappointed that they changed it in the re-translation. what the gently caress are you talking about lol
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:32 |
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Nooner posted:what the gently caress are you talking about lol Never you mind, get back to your vampire neighbor problem
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:33 |
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I wander the beach endlessly, eating the sweet shelled meat of the rock, the horizon never seeming to end, forever off into the fleeting evervescent sunlight dancing the song of God on the living water.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:35 |
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drown me in cocktail sauce and bury my body in the warm, crispy shrimp. let none know my resting place, for otherwise they may attempt to claim my nautical treasure let the shrimp take my body to the earth and my soul to the eternal void that awaits us all
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:37 |
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lieutenant dan did nothing wrong
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:47 |
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I stare from the widows walk as the fleet returns, broken, battered (like a shrimp) and sun bleached. Their holds are empty, their men mutinous, gibbering to their craven gods. Sea monsters are whispered about in the low taverns.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:47 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:
does a religion lose credibility when it says that the page that says to kill all gays is from god, but the page that says they can't eat lobster is not from god?
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:50 |
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~through faith all is revealed~
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:06 |
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I only skimmed but does it say you can't eat abominations?
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:30 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:06 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They should just have tubes at the tables that dump out fried shrimp, people two-fisting mounds of shrimp down their gullets until they are bursting at the seams with shrimp, tears of cocktail sauce, unfastened belts, standing on the tables in triumphant stances proclaiming "I love shrimp!", children making shrimp Angels, tossing shrimp into the air with reckless abandon, parents watching it all and washing it down with a complimentary box of white wine. i'm a little emotional after reading this.. let's hope this comes true
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