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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
my uncle was a bartender at Red Lobster forever ago and got fired because he accidentally brought his gun to work in his winter coat.

he had no idea what management's deal was up until the moment they opened his locker in front of him. the cops escorted him out and everything.

hes a bigtime administrator for hospitals now so dont go thinking hes poor trash or anything

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Toadvine posted:

my uncle was a bartender at Red Lobster forever ago and got fired because he accidentally brought his gun to work in his winter coat.

he had no idea what management's deal was up until the moment they opened his locker in front of him. the cops escorted him out and everything.

hes a bigtime administrator for hospitals now so dont go thinking hes poor trash or anything

Are you missing your ears like the real Toadvine?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Toadvine posted:

hes a bigtime administrator for hospitals now

noice

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Can he bring his gun to the hospital to help with the assisted suicides?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Is that like being a big time administrator of the something awful dot com forums?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hope he puts bigtime administrator on his business card

Kuato, GED
Smalltime Administrator

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
its a pretty cool job, hes a transplant coordinator and oversees lots of organ and marrow transport

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Toadvine posted:

its a pretty cool job, hes a transplant coordinator and oversees lots of organ and marrow transport

By providing an armed escort?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Nah he's out of the gun game now

e: at least I think he is!

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Aug 30, 2015

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
Psst, OP, the white trash thread is thataway.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I got the email today, it's back!!

https://m.redlobster.com/SPECIALS_PAGE

Something new this year; Pineapple Habanero Coconut Bites

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I got the email today, it's back!!

https://m.redlobster.com/SPECIALS_PAGE

Something new this year; Pineapple Habanero Coconut Bites

gently caress YES

Risky
May 18, 2003

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Glad to see that this thread isn't about something bad happening to most-horrifying-handle-owner unlimited shrimp.

Also, it surprises me that people willingly eat at Red Lobster. I haven't set foot in one since the 20th century.

Red Lobster was awesome when I was a kid and the endless crab leg promotion ruled to no end until all the fatties ruined it for everyone

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I am going to legally marry red lobster the company.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The nightmare has come to an end. Rejoice shrimp lovers, REJOICE!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm glad endless shrimp is back but I'm not going to eat at Red Lobster because I live in San Diego and who the gently caress eats at Red Lobster in San Diego besides pasty tourists from flyover states?

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milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
There was a Rad Labster in my town growing up. Some say if you stand in the parking lot where it used to be you can still smell the stank.

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