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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like it cause it kinda reminds me of puttin' a bigole dick in my mouf lol

What are you having for breakfast?


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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
brotein shake

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
a dick

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Oh, also drinking some arrowhead brand sparkling water it is mandarin orange flavored.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Two bacon egg and cheese biscuits and a has brown. From the MicDonaldo's.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

day old pastry i found in the break room

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Also a banana but in a special banana holder that makes it look like the banana has balls.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

had a biscuit, a sausage (lol) and some OJ

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
:yum:

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Good for you OP very healthy.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Applewhite posted:

Also a banana but in a special banana holder that makes it look like the banana has balls.

:stare: I'm googling and can't find one of these I think you need to patent that idea asap!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

:stare: I'm googling and can't find one of these I think you need to patent that idea asap!!!

the "balls" could be hard boiled eggs!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Applewhite posted:

the "balls" could be hard boiled eggs!

...and then i ate the balls!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I can't draw a dick at work but basically it would have two cups shaped like eggs and a holder between them for a banana.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
McDonald's breakfast value meal #15

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

your mom ate my manana for a sex-fest

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hell Yeah posted:

your mom ate my manana for a sex-fest

so u do not have a dick no mo? dang nooner's mom claims another victim she's like the jaws of part of earth not covered in water

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Applewhite posted:

I can't draw a dick at work but basically it would have two cups shaped like eggs and a holder between them for a banana.

Man, the dicksucking factory has the strangest rules

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nooner posted:

Man, the dicksucking factory rules

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

Man, the dicksucking factory has the strangest rules

Right?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
This morning I had whiskey for breakfast. Now imm watching ktla and shitposting my lil rear end off, Jesus take the wheel(,keyboard)

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I drank a pint of soylent last nighr but couldn't keep it down so I upchucked into the cup.
Drank the cup by mistake this morning but funny thing is it tasted exactly the same

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'm smoking a bowl, drinking some Earl Grey, and eating a few kiwis and some cottage cheese. It's a pretty exciting morning.

edit- It just occurred to me that kiwis would make great balls for the banana-holder device.

ProfessorMurder fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Aug 29, 2015

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i made a smoothie from an overripe banana, a bunch of blueberries and a bruised peach

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'm smoking a bowl, drinking some Earl Grey, and eating a few kiwis and some cottage cheese. It's a pretty exciting morning.

edit- It just occurred to me that kiwis would make great balls for the banana-holder device.

Holy poo poo, I'm willing to let you in as a partner on this graveytrain

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I took a sloppy poo poo in the toilet and ladled it into my mouth for breakfast.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I took a sloppy poo poo in the toilet and ladled it into my mouth for breakfast.

That is really disgusting please dont ever post again in my thread or any other. Ever. Lurk more.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

nooner you homo

i havnt slept yet and im already on my first casesar

tomotato clam juice and vodka for breakfast BITCH

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

HELLO it's a tight b-hole that's the holder

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OK that was a super mean post but I didn't really mean it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im not awake that early

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

nooner you homo

i havnt slept yet and im already on my first casesar

tomotato clam juice and vodka for breakfast BITCH

Please drink a michelada you will thank me

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
She isn't on TV right now but I super want to "do it" with Ginger Chan, she is my favorite traffic milf

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Jusr drinking some tea. I don't have an appetite cause I am under the weather :(

GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013
Bananas are bad for you, I read this on something awful.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
more drugs

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Chinatown posted:

more drugs

ya wtf are yall doing eating nanners and poo poo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

GlennFinito posted:

Bananas are bad for you, I read this on something awful.

You gotta deep fry them to bring out the nutrients

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

lol if u dont gently caress the peel

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Potassium...
POTassium...
potASSium...

Pot...rear end...Yum!

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