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I like it cause it kinda reminds me of puttin' a bigole dick in my mouf lol What are you having for breakfast?
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:09 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:26 |
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brotein shake
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:10 |
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a dick
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:10 |
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Oh, also drinking some arrowhead brand sparkling water it is mandarin orange flavored.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:10 |
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Two bacon egg and cheese biscuits and a has brown. From the MicDonaldo's.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:10 |
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day old pastry i found in the break room
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:11 |
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Also a banana but in a special banana holder that makes it look like the banana has balls.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:13 |
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had a biscuit, a sausage (lol) and some OJ
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:14 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:15 |
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Good for you OP very healthy.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:17 |
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Applewhite posted:Also a banana but in a special banana holder that makes it look like the banana has balls. I'm googling and can't find one of these I think you need to patent that idea asap!!!
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:18 |
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Nooner posted:I'm googling and can't find one of these I think you need to patent that idea asap!!! the "balls" could be hard boiled eggs!
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:21 |
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Applewhite posted:the "balls" could be hard boiled eggs! ...and then i ate the balls!
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:21 |
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I can't draw a dick at work but basically it would have two cups shaped like eggs and a holder between them for a banana.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:21 |
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McDonald's breakfast value meal #15
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:22 |
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your mom ate my manana for a sex-fest
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:22 |
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Hell Yeah posted:your mom ate my manana for a sex-fest so u do not have a dick no mo? dang nooner's mom claims another victim she's like the jaws of part of earth not covered in water
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:23 |
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Applewhite posted:I can't draw a dick at work but basically it would have two cups shaped like eggs and a holder between them for a banana. Man, the dicksucking factory has the strangest rules
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:31 |
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Nooner posted:Man, the dicksucking factory rules
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:31 |
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Nooner posted:Man, the dicksucking factory has the strangest rules Right?
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:42 |
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This morning I had whiskey for breakfast. Now imm watching ktla and shitposting my lil rear end off, Jesus take the wheel(,keyboard)
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:01 |
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I drank a pint of soylent last nighr but couldn't keep it down so I upchucked into the cup. Drank the cup by mistake this morning but funny thing is it tasted exactly the same
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:12 |
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I'm smoking a bowl, drinking some Earl Grey, and eating a few kiwis and some cottage cheese. It's a pretty exciting morning. edit- It just occurred to me that kiwis would make great balls for the banana-holder device. ProfessorMurder fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Aug 29, 2015 |
# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:17 |
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i made a smoothie from an overripe banana, a bunch of blueberries and a bruised peach
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:22 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'm smoking a bowl, drinking some Earl Grey, and eating a few kiwis and some cottage cheese. It's a pretty exciting morning. Holy poo poo, I'm willing to let you in as a partner on this graveytrain
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:25 |
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I took a sloppy poo poo in the toilet and ladled it into my mouth for breakfast.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:27 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I took a sloppy poo poo in the toilet and ladled it into my mouth for breakfast. That is really disgusting please dont ever post again in my thread or any other. Ever. Lurk more.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:31 |
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nooner you homo i havnt slept yet and im already on my first casesar tomotato clam juice and vodka for breakfast BITCH
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:31 |
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HELLO it's a tight b-hole that's the holder
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:32 |
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OK that was a super mean post but I didn't really mean it
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:33 |
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im not awake that early
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:34 |
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numberoneposter posted:nooner you homo Please drink a michelada you will thank me
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:39 |
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She isn't on TV right now but I super want to "do it" with Ginger Chan, she is my favorite traffic milf
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:41 |
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Jusr drinking some tea. I don't have an appetite cause I am under the weather
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:43 |
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Bananas are bad for you, I read this on something awful.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:46 |
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more drugs
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:47 |
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Chinatown posted:more drugs ya wtf are yall doing eating nanners and poo poo
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:50 |
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GlennFinito posted:Bananas are bad for you, I read this on something awful. You gotta deep fry them to bring out the nutrients
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:52 |
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lol if u dont gently caress the peel
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:53 |
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Potassium... POTassium... potASSium... Pot...rear end...Yum!
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