Be a Raccoon!

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Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

Wikipedia article on Raccoons posted:

Captive raccoons have been known to live for more than 20 years.[154] However, the species' life expectancy in the wild is only 1.8 to 3.1 years, depending on the local conditions in terms of traffic volume, hunting, and weather severity.[155] It is not unusual for only half of the young born in one year to survive a full year.[156]

Summer has ended, your mother has left you. You are on your own for the first time. It is getting colder. You need to store energy for the winter. The world is much bigger than you ever realized

Map

I might improve this later!

Controls

You get one action a week. Your choices are outlined in the info sheet linked below. Each action specifies a number of tiles you can move with your action. For things like forage or fool around, you can forage or fool around in each tile you move into. If you want to forage or fool around on a tile you're already in you have to "move into" it again. For example somebody on tile A1 could forage A1 3 times, they could forage tiles A1, A2, and A3 or they could do something like forage tiles A2, A3, and A4. Feel free to ask questions if this has been confusing in some way.

You can't end a turn in water, nor can you forage in water. If you move through water during your turn it costs an additional point of energy

Raccoon Info Sheet

Current Turn

Jump King fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Sep 7, 2015

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Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

I'm a raccoon!

Also I may have said Racoondenza but I MEANT Raccoondenza, thanks

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:06

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I will try your raccoon game

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:17

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

You didn't ask for a theme song, but I'm providing one anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEkSzcGIfW0

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:40

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I will play but I am a raccoon dressed up as an ear of corn.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:43

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:46

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

I will play but I am a raccoon dressed up as an ear of corn.

I couldn't find a raccoon but you could photoshop it in

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:48

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

#DeadRaccoonTO

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:54

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Racoon time!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:59

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

I am the reccoon.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:16

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Raccorn.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:17

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I'm jealous of all these raccoon names and wish I was more clever.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:19

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Asiina posted:

I'm jealous of all these raccoon names and wish I was more clever.

Racsoona, or Prosiina lotor

# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:26

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

i made a coon

# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:36

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

i will cross every street and climb into every trash can

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:04

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

hi pock

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:04

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Hi derp!!!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:10

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

hi poke

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:12

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Hi Jonathan Joseph, did you move to Chicago yet?

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:14

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

No I went to a different, cheaper school. Sorry!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:14

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

booo boooooo

(probably smart)

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:15

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

i'll be an urban lady raccoon

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:19

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

my raccoon learned about gender in the city

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:20

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Hi pokay!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:27

Eight Dollars: Nov 14, 2012; Pretty pictures in small frames

I am here and also have rabies.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:34

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

rip 8bux

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:36

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I've decided I want to be a pet raccoon and eat popcorn all day.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:37

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Raccoons are little trash bears and I love them.

I love them.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:51

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

hello poke and ate bucks, I have missed both of you come back to mafia please and thank you.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 20:59

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

mafia bad, hi Hal and Ecco!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:04

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

EccoRaven posted:

hello poke and ate bucks, I have missed both of you come back to mafia please and thank you.

If you really missed them you wouldn't wish them such an awful fate

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:04

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Opopanax posted:

If you really missed them you wouldn't wish them such an awful fate

you can both miss and hate someone at the same time

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:15

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

JakeP posted:

you can both miss and hate someone at the same time

hi jakep

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:20

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I'm going to post raccoon gifs until this starts.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:20

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Ill admit it, Im curious

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:38

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

Submitted my resume for an entry-level raccooning position. I hope they don't notice that I fudged my bin-ransacking experience a little bit...

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:42

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

someone (not me) should start out on that island and see if they get stuck there the whole game

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:49

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

ok op

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:55

Walrusmaster: Sep 21, 2009

I too would like to raccoon!

# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:59

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:22

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

im starting on some prime waterfront property

# ? Aug 28, 2015 22:01

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