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woofmen without a master can be just as dangerous as cobains. police werewolves are usually under the sway of a more powerful van helsing and are more trustworthy. but go with your gut on this
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Gatekeeper posted:woofmen without a master can be just as dangerous as cobains. police werewolves are usually under the sway of a more powerful van helsing and are more trustworthy. but go with your gut on this
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Aug 28, 2015 20:23
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Go watch fright night and do everything exactly like in the movie. It's your only chance of survival.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:25
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Throw a jar of piss on them. Vampire or no, that would be hysterical
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Aug 28, 2015 20:56
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no pictures op??? how the gently caress we sposed to help you
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Aug 28, 2015 21:09
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I can get a picture tonight probably do vampires show up in pictures?
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Aug 28, 2015 21:10
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nope
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Aug 28, 2015 21:14
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Nooner posted:I can get a picture tonight probably do vampires show up in pictures? yes but their photographical self is different than the sightself, it looks more like a homeless person so when you show people your "proof" they tell you to quit hanging out by the abandoned house near the deli with the $1 tall boys of keystone ice symbolic posted:isn't it a bit early to get high off your rear end? the streets of my neighborhood are filthy with draculas and lestats so forgive me if i take the bloodsucker scourge a little more seriously than most
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Aug 28, 2015 21:22
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try one of those court room artists imo
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Aug 28, 2015 21:23
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Nooner posted:Thank you for your help in my time of need. 
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Aug 28, 2015 21:25
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:try one of those court room artists imo this is absolutely your best bet, they sketch with preternatural speed and their magic eye can focus on all the little details you'd miss like how pointy and dirty their fingernails are, the bruising on their inner forearms, how tiny their pupils get, etc
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Aug 28, 2015 21:27
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OP is a vampire trying to throw the slayers off his trail.
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:try one of those court room artists imo holy fuckthat is a good idea
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Aug 28, 2015 21:29
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nah nooner is definitely magical but he's no dark artist
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Aug 28, 2015 21:29
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:OP is a vampire trying to throw the slayers off his trail. gently caress gently caress gently caress this is goddamn Repercussions of Evil all over again
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Aug 28, 2015 21:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw do they ever do this? it's usually a dead giveaway
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Aug 28, 2015 21:39
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they have pets??
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Aug 28, 2015 21:52
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A misanthrope posted:they have pets?? bwaaaaawwwww no but i might be more accepting of them if they had a lil pugpire
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Aug 28, 2015 22:04
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Nooner posted:pugpire
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Aug 28, 2015 22:04
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Vampire Dogs are real and some of them are voiced by Norm Macdonald.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:23
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Nooner posted:gently caress gently caress gently caress this is goddamn Repercussions of Evil all over again No, nooner. You are the vampires
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Aug 28, 2015 22:51
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Vampires hate it when you blast christian rock music at them during the day so they can't sleep. Then they're too tired to wake up at night and starve to death.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:56
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Applewhite posted:everyone hates it when you blast christian rock music at them
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Aug 28, 2015 22:57
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Applewhite posted:Vampires hate it when you blast christian rock music at them during the day so they can't sleep. Then they're too tired to wake up at night and starve to death. see THIS si the kinda top quality advice that keeps me coming back to GBS.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:58
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Nooner posted:pugpire
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Aug 29, 2015 02:12
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if you need to get out of a pinch you can also replace your neck with a can of tomato juice so when they bite you they don't get any of your blood
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proof of concept posted:if you need to get out of a pinch you can also replace your neck with a can of tomato juice so when they bite you they don't get any of your blood actually this raises a good point - most vamps do a quick drain n' drop and if they catch you off guard you're pretty much gonna die. you gotta make sure you can get to their blood too. see, once a cobain nibbles your neck, he's vulnerable until he kills you. if you can get a mouthful of his undead fluids before he kills you, you will become undead too and then its just a matter of beating him up. i know what youre thinking, nooner - "but gatekeeper, i don't wanna die!" no, gently caress that. you're not dying, you're undying. being a vampire is pretty much the coolest thing you can ever imagine - turning into a gas and floating through keyholes to get into restaurants when they're closed to steal all their good avocados, using mindfuckery to convince the guy at the deli to give you beer for free or sell you looseys even though he doesn't know you and you could totally be a cop, good skin, your hair is shinier and stronger, good strength and speed, you can cast spells on neighborhood dogs with your eyes so the doggies don't bark at you when you walk past their yard late at night, etc. being a vampire is objectively awesome. it's like being a rock star only you can't die from doing cool drugs with attractive prostitutes. plus you don;t have to pay the prostitutes, you just befuddle their brains with powerful spells (i realize this sounds like rape, just go with it). id recommend tying a syringe to a cool hemp bracelet or something. keep it danglin on your arm at all times. vamp swoops in for the kill - jam that thing in the cobain's thigh and pull back on the plunger. the cobain will be so stunned that he won't be able to stop you from squirting his life-essence right into your own terrible mouth. swallow, give yourself a few moments to transform into a Child of the Night, and then slam that bloodsucking fucker of mothers right against the nearest wall and laugh in his dumb grody face. that idiot just created his own worst enemy. should have stuck to picking off drunkards stumbling home from the bar and not fuckin with the nooner
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A misanthrope posted:they have pets?? man wtf???? i thought fb let you post gifs now. soooo dumb
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Aug 29, 2015 03:54
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I did it I fuggin caught one in its natural environment! !! http://imgur.com/6NQf6TK
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Aug 29, 2015 04:25
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Look how loving dark and spooky it looks 
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Aug 29, 2015 04:26
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get a better camera/phone/cameraphone
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Aug 29, 2015 04:41
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Are you sure they aren't Augers from Night Trap? Cause if so you could always dig up Dana Plato to throw them off your trail.
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Aug 29, 2015 04:49
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Nooner posted:as far as I can tell from the intellegence I have gathered so far, this is the layout of the apartment in question Go left. Check your inventory.
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[quote="Nooner" post="449539434"] they are across the alley way from me, but I bet if I got a big enough bulb and a slingshot I could smash one through their sliding glass door. Ifthey get mad about it it is proof theyare vampires, right?? [/quote Is sliding glass door a euphemismtj for vagina here? I know for my mom it is. That amd ol bog bulb cause of her gargantuan but properly proportional clitoris
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Aug 29, 2015 05:17
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I love vanpireds
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Aug 29, 2015 05:19
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A Mean Cow posted:Go left. Check your inventory. Left leads from the living room to my roommates room. Inventory currently contains a phone for pictures and shitposting, 1/4 bottle of Evan Williams and DEEZE NUTS >
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Aug 29, 2015 05:35
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Take picture of your roommate, post it. Also, do something with your butt, that's how these things go, right?
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Aug 29, 2015 05:54
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go outside in a v-neck shirt and loudly complain about how your blood feels extra thick today like a red copper flavored milkshake
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Gatekeeper posted:plus you don;t have to pay the prostitutes, you just befuddle their brains with powerful spells (i realize this sounds like rape, just go with it). Fun fact: vampires can only enthrall people if they are willing to be enthralled. Nooner, things are worse than I thought. That's no ordinary group of vamps you have there, those are actually Nosfaratus! You only have a couple of real options left. 1) Do what Gatekeeper said and hope that you can catch them off guard enough that you can kill them first. 2) Become a werewolf. Werewolves are the natural predators of Nosfaratus, thats why you never see them out on full moons (when werewolves are at their strongest). 3) Become a werewolf and a vampire in the same night, so you become a mega hybrid. This is the most powerful form and you will be able to beat anyone up ever, but it is a lot more harder to pull off. You have to be bitten by a vampire within 12 hours of drinking the water from a footprint of a werewolf. Its very hard to do in this day and age due to dirt only really being around parks and such, but if you can do it its well worth it. 4) Move to Argentina and forget about your past life. That means saying goodbye to friends and family and your current SA account. You can make a new account down there, however. The upside to this is they hate south america and will not peruse you. Its the more 'peaceful' option but its pretty gay.
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A Mean Cow posted:Go left. Check your inventory. > cast enlarge santa
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