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Vampires always seems really stylish and spooky from a distance but since they live forever (unless staked) they get stuck in whatever decade they got turned vampire and are really into that bad 1980's euro techno
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i'd rather just be a vampire since they can turn into wolves when they want to. werewolfism comes with all sorts of additional baggage like being subservient to some dumb master and being vulnerable to silver. hybrids can be powerful sometimes but other times they end up lovely like me where i got the worst traits of my parents instead of their coolest traits (like my rear end in a top hat sister)
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Aug 29, 2015 21:24
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uh why isn't goku winning in the poll op, that shows that YOU are the vampire
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Aug 29, 2015 21:27
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Gatekeeper posted:i'd rather just be a vampire since they can turn into wolves when they want to. werewolfism comes with all sorts of additional baggage like being subservient to some dumb master and being vulnerable to silver. hybrids can be powerful sometimes but other times they end up lovely like me where i got the worst traits of my parents instead of their coolest traits (like my rear end in a top hat sister) depending on which vampires you're talking about you're just as vulnerable to silver, and they may also be subservient to whoever turned them that said werewolves are often cryptofurries so 
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Aug 29, 2015 21:28
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You wander into a vampire's apt and it's like 1997 in there, the BAD 1997. Like there are hootie and the blowfish posters on the wall and they have every Dave Matthews cassette tape and the walls are painted black and the furniture is all neon colored HEY CHECK THIS OUT they flick a light switch, whoa hey a black light SWEET
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Aug 29, 2015 21:29
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i tried something a little different today. instead of taking my morning poo poo in the toilet. i crouched over the garbage disposal in my kitchen sink for the usual 10-15 minute duece, reading the news etc. anywho, i left it running the whole time in case a turd came out and in the mean time
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Aug 29, 2015 21:31
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Gatekeeper posted:i'd rather just be a vampire since they can turn into wolves when they want to. werewolfism comes with all sorts of additional baggage like being subservient to some dumb master and being vulnerable to silver. hybrids can be powerful sometimes but other times they end up lovely like me where i got the worst traits of my parents instead of their coolest traits (like my rear end in a top hat sister) Thats only because you were born a hybrid, not selfcreated.
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Aug 29, 2015 22:00
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:depending on which vampires you're talking about you're just as vulnerable to silver, and they may also be subservient to whoever turned them: ummm source??? because that all sounds made up. vampires dig silver, it looks nice on them, and vampires answer to no one but their own grody selves
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Aug 29, 2015 22:28
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Gatekeeper posted:ummm source??? because that all sounds made up. vampires dig silver, it looks nice on them, and vampires answer to no one but their own grody selves lol at getting citation needed on vampires, but a quick google search revealeth: http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/vampires-and-silver.html http://www.joshsanctum.com/stories/vampirenotes.txt
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Aug 29, 2015 23:31
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i appreciate your response and i don't fault you at all for believing those tall tales, but i'm sorry bud - those clowns don't have a clue. i deal with neckbiters on a basically daily basis and they love silver and garlic almost as much as italian-americans love silver and garlic.
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Aug 30, 2015 00:57
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im a dracula. what is a vampire?
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Aug 30, 2015 00:59
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JiveHonky posted:im a dracula. what is a vampire? look in the mirror
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Aug 30, 2015 01:02
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lol get it?
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Aug 30, 2015 01:02
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narrows eyes at u. eyes glow red
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Aug 30, 2015 01:03
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im a blackula. what is a dracula?
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Aug 30, 2015 02:56
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i watched the burbs when i was younger and while they werent vampires they were like cannibals or something i dunno freaky so like pull a tom hanks and rummage thru their trash and investigate their incinerator
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Aug 30, 2015 03:09
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Aug 30, 2015 04:33
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yay pictures! good job nooner
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Aug 30, 2015 04:42
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naem posted:You wander into a vampire's apt and it's like 1997 in there, the BAD 1997. Like there are hootie and the blowfish posters on the wall and they have every Dave Matthews cassette tape and the walls are painted black and the furniture is all neon colored HEY CHECK THIS OUT they flick a light switch, whoa hey a black light SWEET "im home" i would say, tears leaking out of my eyes and onto my stripe sweater over button-down shirt
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Aug 30, 2015 04:44
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Jukeboxblues posted:Fun fact: vampires can only enthrall people if they are willing to be enthralled. I tried to be a werewolf but the only dot in the neighborhood is a puppy and it didn't want to bite me so I let the weird raccoon that stumbles around do it I don't feel so good now I think it us part of the changing I hope vampires are scared of wereraccoons too
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Aug 30, 2015 05:02
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my sources in the area tell me there were some vamp tech electronics found in the area I think we may be dealing with  techvamps
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Aug 30, 2015 05:13
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Needs more sexy vampires. No sparkly fairies please. 
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Aug 30, 2015 05:47
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beware the guard skeelingtons
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Aug 30, 2015 06:19
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Darkman Fanpage posted:beware the guard skeelingtons We have no proof the op is not skellington
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Aug 30, 2015 06:43
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if he is hes a big gay one
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Aug 30, 2015 06:46
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Nooner posted:I tried to be a werewolf but the only dot in the neighborhood is a puppy and it didn't want to bite me so I let the weird raccoon that stumbles around do it I don't feel so good now I think it us part of the changing I hope vampires are scared of wereraccoons too Hmm, that might work. The conversion rate to becoming a wereracoon is low due to people confusing it with rabies. Make sure you don't go to the doctor about this, as they will likely try and 'cure you'. Stay hydrated until your body starts rejecting it, then stand naked in the moonlight for as long as possible. This will give you a 99.99% chance of becoming a wereracoon. Good luck out there, Nooner, and may Satan have mercy on your soul.
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Aug 30, 2015 09:41
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why do vampires always do heroin? i guess being undead is either painful or boring?
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Aug 30, 2015 18:57
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The moon was full last night I think it was really bright and I drank a ton of liquor on the roof of an apartment building in Santa Monica am I a wereraccoon now! What have I become????!
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Aug 30, 2015 21:23
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Nooner posted:What have I become????! my favorite goon, for one
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Aug 30, 2015 21:55
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vampires dont have nests they have dens, confirm/deny please gbs tia
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Aug 30, 2015 21:56
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I hope nooner is ok and not any kind of werepire 
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Aug 30, 2015 21:56
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fivethree posted:vampires dont have nests they have dens, confirm/deny please gbs tia nest, den, chillout spot, hideout, digs, all of these are acceptable
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Aug 30, 2015 22:05
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proof of concept posted:I hope nooner is ok and not any kind of werepire werepugpire would be cool
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Aug 30, 2015 22:06
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Gatekeeper posted:werepugpire would be cool ok yeah true I hope he turned into that
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Aug 30, 2015 22:12
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Nooner posted:The moon was full last night I think it was really bright and I drank a ton of liquor on the roof of an apartment building in Santa Monica am I a wereraccoon now! What have I become????! Yes, the ritual is complete. Congratulations on surviving the transformation, very few have.
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There a good documentary about vampires. Maybe you should watch that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uBc1Dk0hwI
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