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i met a guy who worked with computers and he had two microwave ovens stacked on top of each other so he could cook two hungry man dinners at the same time
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gamer grub. its the fuel for gaming. gaming grub. u eat it.
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angry_keebler posted:i met a guy who worked with computers and he had two microwave ovens stacked on top of each other so he could cook two hungry man dinners at the same time they eat the jizz of the powerful alphas in sales
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Aug 28, 2015 20:08
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soylent. the extra lead helps clear their minds
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Smythe posted:they eat the jizz of the powerful alphas in sales i asked him if he wanted some fresh food and when he said yes i told him to come by the house to pick something from the garden. he tried picking a tomato but after he picked like two or three he got winded and sweaty and he started huffing about how there were too many wasps swarming him and actually he was really busy that night and then he almost fell in a big hole i was digging
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Aug 28, 2015 20:14
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angry_keebler posted:i asked him if he wanted some fresh food and when he said yes i told him to come by the house to pick something from the garden. and then everyone stood up and clapped
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angry_keebler posted:i asked him if he wanted some fresh food and when he said yes i told him to come by the house to pick something from the garden. And that man, was Pleasure Kevin.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:19
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another popular computer food is idk what it is but it's some kind of juice or tea or something that comes in a cobalt blue bumpy glass bottle and when a computer person finishes drinking it they keep the bottle on a shelf above their computer monitor
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Aug 28, 2015 20:19
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breakfast is either eggs or a protein bar if i'm lazy. i try to eat a salad for lunch so i can go a little crazy at dinner, but sometimes i flip the script and go nuts at lunch and have a light supper.
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angry_keebler posted:another popular computer food is idk what it is but it's some kind of juice or tea or something that comes in a cobalt blue bumpy glass bottle and when a computer person finishes drinking it they keep the bottle on a shelf above their computer monitor 90s kids know this - don't reveal the secret just yet and spoil the fun of discovery for the kids playing along
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Aug 28, 2015 20:22
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computer people eat the garbage off the floor of the conference room while their manager pounds a sexy secretary live on Cisco Connect to the satellite office
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Aug 28, 2015 20:29
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the only true food for computer people is soylent. not only is it more efficient than normal food, not only does it finally get rid of necessary distractions like taste and flavor; soylent includes a significant quantity and variety of heavy metals, which the more disciplined among us can use to build themselves a beep-boop computer body from the inside out.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:43
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bump_fn posted:gamer grub. its the fuel for gaming. gaming grub. u eat it. kickstarter idea: gaming grubs. real farmed grubs that have been cleaned, cooked, and packaged. idk if they would be roasted or popped or what, but they would come in a number of different flavors with a regular onlien limited-edition flavor contest where people submit their ideas and battle-it-out in a gamified voting system.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:43
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just back one of those cement mixer trucks full of salty meat right up to my mouth
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Aug 28, 2015 20:44
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duTrieux. posted:kickstarter idea: gaming grubs. real farmed grubs that have been cleaned, cooked, and packaged. idk if they would be roasted or popped or what, but they would come in a number of different flavors with a regular onlien limited-edition flavor contest where people submit their ideas and battle-it-out in a gamified voting system. this seems like a pretty good idea and bugs are healthy to eat so this would kill two birds with one stone
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Aug 28, 2015 20:49
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Real coputer food: 43 pounds of fatty jerky
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Aug 28, 2015 20:59
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slim jims? yeah those are a pretty good computer snack cooler ranch doritos? yeah those are good too vegetables? yuck! NO THANKS
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i dont eat any computer ppl food, i cook almost all my own food, everything from the most basic ingredients within reason and i still have time to gently caress my computer and cum in it as well
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Aug 29, 2015 02:17
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op, i recommend: Pillsbury™ Pizza Pops™ They've got more stuff!
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Aug 29, 2015 04:15
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Cold on a Cob posted:op, i recommend: I eat these sometimes because I'm poor
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I eat these sometimes because I'm poor Pillsbury™ Pizza Pops™ are enjoyed by rich and poor alike
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Aug 29, 2015 04:23
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Cold on a Cob posted:op, i recommend: couldn't they have designed a promo imag ethat doesn't look like a crime scene
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duTrieux. posted:couldn't they have designed a promo imag ethat doesn't look like a crime scene They've got more viscera!™
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Cold on a Cob posted:They've got more viscera!™
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Cold on a Cob posted:Pillsbury™ Pizza Pops™ pizza pops... pizza hot pockets... a new way to eat pizza without spilling all the stuff on my keyboard? yeah, now we're really talking computer people food
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angry_keebler posted:pizza pops... pizza hot pockets... a new way to eat pizza without spilling all the stuff on my keyboard? yeah, now we're really talking computer people food true
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i have never provided for myself as i managed to ensnare a food slabve (woman) at a yougn age. all she gets in return is all my time money and possesions
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Sep 7, 2015 23:57
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I try to eat under 2000mg of sodium per day and I usually fail jfc
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Sep 8, 2015 00:08
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then i recommend not eating packaged foods designed to sit on shelves for 100 years "let's fill it with salt, then backfill it with sugar so it's not too salty"
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50 tacos at once OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFCF606_90o
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Sep 8, 2015 02:54
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Dongslayer. posted:costco food court everything 
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Dongslayer. posted:costco food court everything a big powdery churro and a hot dog dripping with all the fixins? over my keyboard??? give me a break 
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chipotle..........
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