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red_dirt
Apr 26, 2014

by Shine

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Imagine freedom. You could smoke and carry knives and make jokes and no one assumed you were up to something.

Political arguments were basically:

"I like Clinton's economic policies."
"Well I can see your point, but I feel an alternative would be more effective."
"Well that's fair."

No one had smartphones so we all connected with each other like human beings and didn't miss out on life by staring down.

There were no furries or pangender demisexual lesbiquatic transethnic gynofloofs.

We beat up nerds and those loving nerds knew their god drat place

There was no fanfiction or any of this weird poo poo, just star trek conventions and those loving people were properly treated like social pariahs

Everything was literally 100% better

People were pissed at the Taliban for blowing up Buddhist statues.

Laskar Jihad's website was hilarious. It was like Time Cube with slightly less schizophrenia. I dare you to google it now.

Only old assholes did the "thank you for your service" crap.

We laughed at dudes who had to wear their class A's while flying.

A disabled veteran license plate wasn't a sure sign of a scamming piece of poo poo with "tinnitus".

In the military having your pro-mask was more important than having your weapon.

The south west wasn't quite in the grip of permanent, crushing drought yet.

It was rare for gas prices to change by more that $.10 in a week.

Netscape was my preferred browser.

Going to the video store was the thing to do.

I could still find games for my 3DO at the mall.



I still had a tape-deck in my car. I guess there's been some progress at least.

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

my skin was softer back then and now i'm starting to get wrinkles, guess things have just been more stressful lately

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
My mom once greeted me at the airport by bringing our golden retriever right up to the gate. Now my fatass dog would be shot for being a living bomb.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
we were gay but we didn't loving talk about it.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

notZaar posted:

School shootings were a rare tragedy, rather than an annual event.

just suspend him for a week or something..

Ork of Fiction fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Aug 29, 2015

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
We played outside.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Cymoril posted:

We played outside.

It was loving awesome.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Cymoril posted:

We played outside.

Some hurricane blew through and we had no power for four days and I was never bored.

The power went out for two hours the other day and I just about died. The future has made me soft.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
There were fewer patriotic cakes baked.

Muslims were just those weird guys who ran local shops and stuff.

Someone advised my dad to invest in property in Libya because it was going to be the new Dubai/Tunisia. Luckily, he didn't listen.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

The police weren't militarized to gently caress.

There was still the same old bribery/unlawful searches/manslaughter/etc but they weren't rolling in goddamn MRAPs.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
people werent glued to their goddamn cell phones

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
America used to be able destroy a place like Serbia without working itself into a hate lather about it. People didn't shoot up eastern orthodox churches or accuse anyone with blue eyes of being a Chetnik.

Flocons de Jambon fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Aug 29, 2015

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
To know what was on TV you either had to buy a TV guide from the store or watch the preview channel that slowly scrolled by the list channels and what was playing over the next 2 hours. You had to jerk off using porno magazines or video tapes which were passed about in secret cabals amongst the underage like magical relics. If you wanted to get on the internet it made your phone busy and if you had call waiting it would kick you off. Wrestling was at an all-time high in popularity and you haven't lived until you watched it while drinking a Clearly Canadian.

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
You had to call all black people African Americans even if they lived in Europe or were Australian aborigines or from India or were just really swarthy whites.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It was the end of history, op

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
It was blue skies... barthy burgers... girls...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
It didn't cost anything to sign up for the Something Awful Forums. Then in 2001 the paywall went up and the towers came down. Coincidence?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
we watched the second plane hit from a classroom window and some kid went "america totally deserves this" and the teacher threw a chair at him lol

for some reason it got more difficult to get weed right afterwards too

it really did change everything

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I remember getting an inflight meal on a plane to oregon, back in the 90s. It even came with a toy. haven't seen inflight meals in a long time

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Gatekeeper posted:

we watched the second plane hit from a classroom window and some kid went "america totally deserves this" and the teacher threw a chair at him lol

for some reason it got more difficult to get weed right afterwards too

it really did change everything

I wonder what that kids user name is.

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.

Daedra posted:

people werent glued to their goddamn cell phones

They were just zoned out on their goddamn walkman headphones instead. Every generation has it's ways of ignoring everyone around them.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

New York city had 24/7 dust parties. After 9/11 everybody like awww that disrespectful

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The most important thing was that as soon as that second plane hit, i think everyone in the country watching had a feeling that everything had changed.

And even more so when the towers fell.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Tautologicus posted:

The most important thing was that as soon as that second plane hit, i think everyone in the country watching had a feeling that everything had changed.

And even more so when the towers fell.

yeah we all thought it was some freak accident or something, then all of a sudden we saw the second plane getting closer and closer and then gently caress man, heavy poo poo for a lil gatekeeper to take in all at once like that

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Life was pretty much the same to be honest. I don't think you can really link current turmoil to it. I will say that airtravel was a lot better before then.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Gatekeeper posted:

yeah we all thought it was some freak accident or something, then all of a sudden we saw the second plane getting closer and closer and then gently caress man, heavy poo poo for a lil gatekeeper to take in all at once like that
this is why i want another national tragedy on the scale of 9/11. i just want that feeling you get when everything changes.

it kinda happened with sandy hook and when they killed Osama but not really.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

how me a frog posted:

Life was pretty much the same to be honest. I don't think you can really link current turmoil to it. I will say that airtravel was a lot better before then.

You can link literally every bad thing currently happening in the Middle East to 9/11.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You can link literally every bad thing currently happening in the Middle East to 9/11.

You could, but it feels disingenious. I do not believe the Middle East would be all sunshine and lollypops if it only werent for that blased 9/11.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

how me a frog posted:

You could, but it feels disingenious. I do not believe the Middle East would be all sunshine and lollypops if it only werent for that blased 9/11.

Of course it would still be hosed, before 9/11 it was all hosed by the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the Iran/Iraq War.

But it wouldn't be as hosed.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


buying products online was amazing star trek poo poo

i had a wife and a healthy liver

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

this is why i want another national tragedy on the scale of 9/11. i just want that feeling you get when everything changes.

it kinda happened with sandy hook and when they killed Osama but not really.

:stare:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

yes i realize i'm a terrible person

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



its not that weird, there are a shitload of people who think that the only thing that can save humanity is the plot of independence day actually happening.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Tom Gorman posted:

its not that weird, there are a shitload of people who think that the only thing that can save humanity is the plot of independence day actually happening.

Bill Pullman for president.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

People wore really big pants

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I'm not reading 4 pages so has anyone mentioned there's way more american flags now? Seriously, you'd see a few a day before 9/11 and since then every loving business has one and people have stickers on their cars and shirts with the flag on it and all kinds of things. This country is loving weird as hell about how obsessed with our flag we are. It's ridiculous.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


gently caress you our flag is the best

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Gorman posted:

its not that weird, there are a shitload of people who think that the only thing that can save humanity is the plot of independence day actually happening.

Probably not wrong

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

starry skies above posted:

the Bush election

not quite

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
you could smoke at the bar and at mall food courts

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