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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Luis Guzman is 59 years old today, happy birthday Luis hope you enjoy your cake and get the presents that you wanted. :toot:

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
he hidin some stuff under his skin i think

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Bat wing!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
everyone ages gracefully except white people

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
who is this guy my gardener? LOL!!!!


CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
op do you think those are eggs hes hiding under his skin

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

op do you think those are eggs hes hiding under his skin

why would he hide eggs under his skin i think you could just use a egg box to carry them?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

luis guzman fuckin owns

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Shirley Crabtree posted:

why would he hide eggs under his skin i think you could just use a egg box to carry them?

it just looks like he has hiding something under his skin, just trying to spit out some ideas as to why

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Hell Yeah posted:

luis guzman fuckin owns

👍

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

it just looks like he has hiding something under his skin, just trying to spit out some ideas as to why

i suppose he could be smuggling rare exotic eggs maybe like as a famous hollywood actor he travels the world and maybe its a sideline i dont know i havent really thought about it

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Doesn't look a day over 49. My old boss was an old white guy who was blonde when he was younger, dude looked like walking death at 59

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Kuato posted:

Doesn't look a day over 49. My old boss was an old white guy who was blonde when he was younger, dude looked like walking death at 59

the secret looks like its to smuggle some eggs under your skin

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
ive been looking up what eggs he could smuggle for profit and theres a lot like you can get good money for peregrin falcon eggs

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



carlos menica + a bulldog

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm a big fan of omelettes, never had a really exotic omelette though, wonder if our main man Luis could hook some of us omelette aficionados up

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Kuato posted:

I'm a big fan of omelettes, never had a really exotic omelette though, wonder if our main man Luis could hook some of us omelette aficionados up

i dont know i guess maybe ask him on his twitter or something https://twitter.com/iamluisguzman

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
i like that guy he should be in more movies

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Fishy Joe posted:

i like that guy he should be in more movies

my favourite film he was in was boogie nights because you got to see heather grahams tits and minge but if i had to give a criticism is that you didnt get to see much of her bottom

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my family dog got a bad case of minge once dunno y ur so into it

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Is he black or Mexican? The world will never know.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

vulvasaur posted:

my family dog got a bad case of minge once dunno y ur so into it

a minge is basically another word for a ladies special no no place

notZaar posted:

Is he black or Mexican? The world will never know.

hes puerta rican

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Shirley Crabtree posted:

a minge is basically another word for a ladies special no no place


hes Porro Reecan

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Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010

notZaar posted:

Is he black or Mexican? The world will never know.

A person can be both black and Mexican.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Mexican

As he is Puerto Rican, that makes him an American.

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