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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.






http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-texts-boyfriends-suicide_55db712de4b04ae4970401b5

I sure as Hell would not.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
nah dude a girl would have to be like waaaaaaay hotter than that

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Nope. She's like one step away from downs syndrome.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what a beutiful angel

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
She's got that smug gibbis-poster look.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

She looks like IRL this:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

midnightclimax posted:

She's got that smug gibbis-poster look.

i dont look like that you loving fag. im considerably more ugly

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Enfield posted:

i dont look like that you loving fag. im considerably more ugly

Same

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sorry that was rude. good look with your forehead girl or whatever

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

yes but it ha nothing to do with her tbh anyone could do it at this point

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp
I heard about this story. The guy was some human being blue pilled beta bitch and this whore was his oneitis. When a man has a oneitis it doesn't matter what she looks or smells like. To the beta bitch she is an angel. Trust me, I have gone through this before.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
6-head

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
This could work as a paid service. I'll make the app.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sam Hill posted:

I heard about this story. The guy was some human being blue pilled beta bitch and this whore was his oneitis. When a man has a oneitis it doesn't matter what she looks or smells like. To the beta bitch she is an angel. Trust me, I have gone through this before.

hey buddy

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

gently caress it, a handjob is a handjob

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Sam Hill posted:

I heard about this story. The guy was some human being blue pilled beta bitch and this whore was his oneitis. When a man has a oneitis it doesn't matter what she looks or smells like. To the beta bitch she is an angel. Trust me, I have gone through this before.
Shut up Jon Pop.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

So Exeter did leave offspring on this island earth.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Dirk Squarejaw posted:

So Exeter did leave offspring on this island earth.

Nice

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Honestly just about anything could convince me. Even this thread. I'm filling a trash bag with water and I'm going to put my head in it

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

she looks like a rotten cantaloupe

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I'm beginning to understand his decision.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
She looks kind of like a toe.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Zeroisanumber posted:

She looks kind of like a toe.



She looks like this dude in a wig

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
hellll id do er (sex with the malevolent tard, not suicide)

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
what if this pic is just unflattring?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
You could fit another face above her regular face.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



maduin posted:

what if this pic is just unflattring?



Unlikely

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



She looks like Gowron out of makeup.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
he really didn't think his plan through...

"if i don't do what she says, she'll never have sex with me"

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Sam Hill posted:

I heard about this story. The guy was some human being blue pilled beta bitch and this whore was his oneitis. When a man has a oneitis it doesn't matter what she looks or smells like. To the beta bitch she is an angel. Trust me, I have gone through this before.

His one is..inflamed? What does that even mean?

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

vudan posted:

His one is..inflamed? What does that even mean?

Last summer I met this american dude obsessed by finding "the one". I guess oneitis is that state of mind.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


I knew she looked familiar

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Wall Balls posted:

gently caress it, a handjob is a handjob

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug
girl with a tiny face

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Digital Fingers posted:

she looks like a rotten cantaloupe

Yeah that's what it is. Whoever killed himself over her should have just killed themselves over a gross wimpered gourd.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
She looks pretty good in prison garb.

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015
wow that forehead is terrifying

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I already did, OP, I already did.

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Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser

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