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Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp
Post pics of your favorite male models past and present in this thread. My favorite male model of all time is hands down Francisco "Chico" Lachowski.


Francisco Lachowski comes very close to perfection. There are virtually no flaws in his facial appearance, the only flaws can be drawn when we go below the neck.. which is irrelevant when you consider his facial aesthetics.

He has perfect maxillofacial growth which becomes evident from the zygomatic arches that project wide (adds facial width) and are round in shape in the tipping points. The nose is perfect: straight nasal septum indicates the face hasn't grown vertically more than it should at any point in developmental time so it doesn't appear hooked, it is also devoid of any obscure mal/formations, crookedness or deviation (some of which are typically caused by allergies or force trauma).

He has near perfect dentofacial growth. While he has gotten some dental aid with orthodontics (evident from the appearance of his top central and lateral incisors+canines), his bite is perfect. You can tell this by looking at his lip posture (see 00:08-00:10) , which is affected by the position of the mandible, and anyone will agree that it looks nice and balanced. The mandible is in an ideal position which means there's no malocclusion, and malocclusions have an enormous impact on the aesthetic appearance of the face. This is rare because with modern [western] diet and the rapid increase of allergies, it is extremely hard for most males to develop a nice looking jaw (not to mention that you need the appropriate testosterone levels and genetics to develop one). Lots of males that would normally develop a jaw similar to Lachowski's don't, because of mouth breathing or improper masticatory usage (the diet is too soft). It takes a perfect growing environment on top of good genes and hormone profile to develop a balanced facial structure like Lachowski's, and that's leaving out the individual features like the eye area, which in Lachowski's case is unique in itself.

Now combine all this with the fact that he is over 6'2''. A good looking face with pretty features is hard to achieve when given a tall skeletal build. Most guys that you see with really pretty or handsome faces are 5'9'' to 5'11'', i.e. average height. You will very rarely see someone as aesthetic with masculine features as Francisco. You see beautiful women all the time and there's nothing admirable about being a pretty girl because it's so easily achievable and common. Beautiful men are an exception to the rule; something that should be admired, not only because of the beauty itself but the difficulty in achieving such beauty.





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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
post ur tiny dick lol


Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Why male models?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sorry OP, I'm not going to post pictures of myself for you to jack off too.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

(saving this space for headshot portfolio)

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I'm not gay

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Why male models?

Beauty comes easily to (young) women. A beautiful man is rare and very hard to achieve. These men should be celebrated. Their is no room for jealousy or homophobia in this thread.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

is there an faq for general male modeling? if not ive been working on one

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Sam Hill posted:

Beauty comes easily to (young) women. A beautiful man is rare and very hard to achieve. These men should be celebrated. Their is no room for jealousy or homophobia in this thread.

i agree so post ur teenie weenie

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Q: best reason to get into male modeling?

A: the money!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Posting in a Jon Pop thread.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
I'm the straight across sideburn cut.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Posting in a Jon Pop thread.

gently caress!!!!

didnt even notice

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp

Nooner posted:

i agree so post ur teenie weenie

I would but nudity is ban worthy.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Doxxed and threatened a 10 year-old child.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Applewhite posted:

Why male models?

Yea but why male models

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ghaz posted:

is there an faq for general male modeling? if not ive been working on one

post your pic then i can help you

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
finally someonwhere i can post my pix

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Al Cowens posted:

Doxxed and threatened a 10 year-old child.

eh?

is that why he left?

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Sam Hill posted:

I would but nudity is ban worthy.
So is being Jon Pop. That doesn't stop you, so why should this?

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Sam Hill posted:

I would but nudity is ban worthy.

You're going to be banned anyway. At least let us make fun of your dick first.

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
male model post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTRcskwiRRA

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
--------->leaving to start unofficial back room male model thread

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

:swoon:

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

oh snap

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Al Cowens posted:

Doxxed and threatened a 10 year-old child.

lol the way goons latch on to things and never let it go is dumb as gently caress

who gives a poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i will never care and you cant make me care

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

That Hansel's so hot right now

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
*takes a deep breath and cracks knuckles*























































Rickycat fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 29, 2015

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

puppet pal mitch
Oct 23, 2008
wow the male model thread got gay really fast

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

puppet pal mitch posted:

wow the male model thread got gay really fast

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

puppet pal mitch posted:

wow the male model thread got gay really fast

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
jon pop have you ever posted at bodybuilding.com? from what i've seen of the forums, you'd find some kindred spirits there

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Came here to post this, got sidetracked by picture of abe.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
jon pop in your fantasies do you conflate sex and death? i'm working on a serial killer theory here

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

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