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Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp
Any ladies in the tampa area want to go out and have a few drinks or maybe see a movie tonight? It's all on me.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Define ladies

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Define tampa

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

define movie

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp
I'm serious. My mother just had another talk with me. I need to go on a date, in order to get her off my back.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

any ladies with tampons in want to go out tonight? I'd like it all on me

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Sam Hill posted:

I'm serious. My mother just had another talk with me. I need to go on a date, in order to get her off my back.

what'd she say to you?

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
wanna meet up and charge up our JO crystals?

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp

Horniest Manticore posted:

what'd she say to you?

Just asking why I never bring girls around. Am I gay. The usual. I just want to go out with a girl tonight on some little "date". I just want to throw her a bone and make her feel better. I promise I will be a perfect gentlemen and everything is on me. I don't care what you look like, just be a willing female. I will even take a troon if they are passable.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

just gently caress your mom

buy me plat for the best answer

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress off Jon Pop

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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gently caress me Jon Pop

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I like being alive and not in a ditch and having my skin still attached to my body so I'll have to respectfully decline

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp
I am serious. All trolling aside. I need a generous goonette to meet my mom and get her off my back for a while. You can even bring a friend but he/she has to wait in the car when you come inside to meet mom.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'm in Tampa and will date you

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The gulf side of florida? no thanks.

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Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
your mom asks if your gay if you you dont bring enough girls home? no wonder you became jon pop

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
please please please someone do it and livepost while on the date

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Aren't we about to get hosed by tropical storm Erika anyway? Who wants to drive in Tampa during the rain

Or at any time really

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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Sonofsilversign posted:

your mom asks if your gay if you you dont bring enough girls home? no wonder you became jon pop

Hurf!

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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Cuckoo posted:

Aren't we about to get hosed by tropical storm Erika anyway? Who wants to drive in Tampa during the rain

Or at any time really

This weather, am I right?

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

I'm in Tampa and will date you

Seriously. I would do anything you wanted. All I ask for is proof. If you don't want to come to Brandon to meet my mom, at least let me take a selfie.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
Why don't you hit up the 'activity pals' section no CL? Everyone here already knows the extent of your brokenness, so you should probably find some new pastures to graze in.


edit:

Mega64 posted:

With all the money you spend on new accounts, why not hire an escort?

He's probably been blacklisted by the local escort agencies by now.

the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Aug 29, 2015

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
With all the money you spend on new accounts, why not hire an escort?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

^ this

save up the money you'd use for your next 5 accounts

thats 50 bucks right there. take that and pay some woman to eat your rear end. then all you problems will go away

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
jon pop i believe you would do bad things to a woman who trusts you

Sam Hill
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp
I don't want sex. I need social validation. I need a nice cheery goonette who likes wholesome things like movies and video games. My mother hates "loose women" who go out to bars/clubs and multiple kids.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
my sour bitch ex lives in Miami you should take her on a date but make it rotten

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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What else does your mom prefer? :allears:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Call his mom "mother" scratch off another on the Elliot Rodgers bingo sheet

don't go on a date get loving therapy

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

gay sewer monster posted:

What else does your mom prefer? :allears:

toast in the morning :smuggo:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
You don't have to gently caress the escort.

Alternatively, date your mom.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Well I went to a doctor and he said I have GBS so sure

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Call his mom "mother" scratch off another on the Elliot Rodgers bingo sheet

don't go on a date get loving therapy

yeah

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Is anyone starting to get a "tv reporter killer" vibe from Jon Pop?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Sees relationships only in terms of validation of the self rather than fulfillment, there's another

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Paging forums user City of Tampa to this thread.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Sees relationships only in terms of validation of the self rather than fulfillment, there's another

Nigga, this your job?

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

gay sewer monster posted:

Nigga, this your job?

I'm just playing bingo, my man

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