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Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Because I am such a terrible poster. What can I do to be a better poster in GBS?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ummm i dunno have you tried eating a dick OP?

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Well besides being "I'm gay"

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

post a goatse

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
14 years of reflection and this is all you got

throw your computer in the ocean

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Just post how you feel and have fun, that's what we are all here for (:

brand name canned soup
Aug 20, 2009

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
(clap clap clap clap)
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(clap clap clap clap)
this is a bad forum for sad bad people and you shoulld learn to embrace good things in life like love, friendship and rowdy fun, it should not take 14 years to understand this

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

grady posted:

14 years of reflection and this is all you got

throw your computer in the ocean

But that is like an hour or more drive.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Come on get down with the sickness 🎼🎶🎵

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op drink a beer

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I hate your life too, OP.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
I am okay now GBS saves the day!

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
You should improve your life in pursuits that aren't posting here, OP.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Now I am uncomfortable about my last post as it shows a white police officer owning an African-American in the Canadian invented game of basketball. :(

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
RIP Chocolate Thunder. I have the sads now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V7z1UY1WbE

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Now I got a nice full pork shoulder which I have to smoke this weekend. I hate getting up early to get this ready. But fellow goons I will get this pork shoulder down in time for this evening!

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Life is tough. Trying to get this pork shoulder cooked and dealing with the death of Chocolate Thunder is weighing on me. I don't know how to deal with this pressure.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

ummm i dunno have you tried eating a dick OP?

rule #1: dont be like this guy. sounds ironic based on his username, but i am being very, very serious. good luck, OP!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

Just post how you feel and have fun, that's what we are all here for (:

or this guy

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
God my life sucks. :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

horn section posted:

this is a bad forum for sad bad people and you shoulld learn to embrace good things in life like love, friendship and rowdy fun, it should not take 14 years to understand this

or this guy apparently

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtechs posted:

Life is tough. Trying to get this pork shoulder cooked and dealing with the death of Chocolate Thunder is weighing on me. I don't know how to deal with this pressure.

or this guy, BIG TIME

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I hate your life too, OP. You should end it.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Post selfies.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Post a picture of your sack, I'm sure it will be a big hit with everyone.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Lowtechs posted:

God my life sucks. :(

Meh seems like I took a step to far. I need to learn how to post better. Sorry GBS.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtechs posted:

Meh seems like I took a step to far. I need to learn how to post better. Sorry GBS.

see ya lowtax

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Lowtechs posted:

Because I am such a terrible poster. What can I do to be a better poster in GBS?

Come play my dumb game, it will go nowhere for 3 months, the balloon into an uncontrollable monstrosity, and then something ???

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3738012

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot
Try making this thread OP: "Doobie gets cucked by a fat troon millennial #gamergate"

I will suck your dick.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

I am sorry to all you posters on somethingawful for neglecting you all.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Lowtechs posted:

Because I am such a terrible poster. What can I do to be a better poster in GBS?

Gun control threads

Islam threads

Doobie threads

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Someone cut a wet nasty fyad in here? Fuckin stinks.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Lolly Poopdeck posted:

Try making this thread OP: "Doobie gets cucked by a fat troon millennial #gamergate"

I will suck your dick.

By that title I cannot tell if OP is pro or contra these things. Should be:

"Tumblr strikes again?! Doobie cuked by fat troon millenial empowering bronies. #gamergate"

Then put in the OP something about how its just like an episode of Steven Universe.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtechs posted:

I am sorry to all you posters on somethingawful for neglecting you all.

you died doing what you love

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

you died doing what you love

Now you must let me rest in peace.

Worship the beauty of the foot. You will find peace in the holy foot.

Lowtechs fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Aug 29, 2015

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lowtechs posted:

Because I am such a terrible poster. What can I do to be a better poster in GBS?

Whenever you see a good joke on the forums, write it down. Then if you ever see a relevant chance to post the joke go for it! You'll probably get an empty quote or two.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Whenever you see a good joke on the forums, write it down. Then if you ever see a relevant chance to post the joke go for it! You'll probably get an empty quote or two.

Thank you for your wisdom it is very important for me to be a important and good GBS poster. :)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lowtechs posted:

Thank you for your wisdom it is very important for me to be a important and good GBS poster. :)

Goonspeed

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Nooner posted:

Just post how you feel and have fun, that's what we are all here for (:

this is coming from mr teayche's pet, A+ poster and summa cum very loud Noonage

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