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Business Octopus posted:You used the word douchecanoe OP... I was pretty certain that Iowa sucked but now I'm not certain what's wrong with douchecanoe
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not nearly as much as what's wrong with iowa, i know that
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Aug 29, 2015 06:11
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dad gay. so what posted:
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Aug 29, 2015 06:11
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NEWSFLASH: IOWA IS A loving SHITHOLE
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NICE TRIOWA ban founder and gas constitution plz
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Aug 29, 2015 06:14
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dad gay. so what posted:
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Aug 29, 2015 06:15
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For whatever reason, whenever I see a slow or swerving car on the interstate, it's always got Iowa plates. gently caress Iowa.
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Aug 29, 2015 06:41
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the roads in iowa.are so boring that the truckers I was stuck behind on 80 because of the loving CONSTRUCTION were falling asleep looking at all that corn
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Aug 29, 2015 06:54
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:what's wrong with douchecanoe It's a portmanteau for fagmanteaus
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Aug 29, 2015 07:07
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Business Octopus posted:It's a portmanteau for fagmanteaus sounds like something someone from IOWA would say!
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Aug 29, 2015 07:14
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Business Octopus posted:It's a portmanteau for fagmanteaus I'm a fag man too
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Aug 29, 2015 07:27
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LOL if you dont live in Los Angeles Los Angeles - We're better than you™
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Grand Prize Winner posted:LOL if you dont live in Los Angeles hahahahahahahaha gently caress you no
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Aug 29, 2015 08:10
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Aug 29, 2015 08:10
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not even once
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Aug 29, 2015 08:11
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looooooooooooooooooollllllll
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Aug 29, 2015 08:13
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Nooner posted:The smallest city I've ever lived in had a population of 998k, what the gently caress is it like living in such a podunk state? oooohh, big showoff, living in places
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Aug 29, 2015 08:17
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there was so much corn, i could feel my body just degrading from the malnourished air
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Aug 29, 2015 09:45
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Lol, just LOL. Abloo bloo I can't eat at Zombieburger, abloo boo I don't understand culture abloo bloo I can't just leave my car and take a poo poo on the hood like I do at the hovel I'm from, abloo bloo this place has history and strong infrastructure, abloo bloo. If I ever catch you in this loving shrine to civilization again I will personally escort your stupid bullshit self to the Iowa border where you can explain to the shaman of your thatchroof-cottage city why you can't walk straight and can no longer perform the ancient "rain dance" ritual of sucking his dick. Des Moines is the best, and you just need to come to terms with it. Just because you're some kind of savage doesn't mean you can come on this here forum and rant and rave about all the big words and shiny lights you saw in the cultural Mecca that is Des Moines.
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Aug 29, 2015 18:11
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Grand Prize Winner posted:LOL if you dont live in Los Angeles I live in San Diego which is like LA except the people are less fat, there's very little pollution, the weather is better and everyone is more chill.
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Aug 29, 2015 18:18
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lol you need to move from that entire region of the country
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Aug 29, 2015 18:19
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Aug 29, 2015 18:24
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Jastiger posted:Lol, just LOL. Your town is poo poo
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Aug 29, 2015 18:24
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VendaGoat posted:Your town is poo poo Your posts are poo poo.
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Aug 29, 2015 18:25
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jastiger I was worried you might be dead since you didn't post on the first page
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Aug 29, 2015 18:28
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Jastiger posted:Your posts are poo poo. Drown in my words.
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Aug 29, 2015 18:28
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Simstim posted:jastiger I was worried you might be dead since you didn't post on the first page I just happened to miss this because I was enjoying Des Moines' ridiculous smattering of offerings and amenities. It was also my birthday yesterday so I wasn't really in the mood.
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Aug 29, 2015 18:41
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VendaGoat posted:Drown in
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Jastiger posted:I just happened to miss this because I was enjoying Des Moines' ridiculous smattering of offerings and amenities. happy birthday
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Aug 29, 2015 18:43
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I ordered a book off ebay and the tracker said it was in Iowa for three days, OP are you my book?
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Aug 29, 2015 18:50
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PinheadSlim posted:I ordered a book off ebay and the tracker said it was in Iowa for three days, OP are you my book? if it was covered in blood, corn and loving BORED, yeah that was me in iowa don't worry jastiger, you can have that miserable little heap of poo poo boring bullshit rear end town, i never want to go there again. gently caress it, gently caress the no fee parking bullshit, gently caress the workout yuppies, gently caress you and the corn you grew up on, just gently caress off iowa in general. ill bet that little strip in nebraska actually IS more interesting!!! lick chi-chi-towns rear end, you worthless goddamn state
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Aug 29, 2015 19:11
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I live in Iowa and it's pretty okay. At least it's not one of the Dakotas LOL
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Aug 29, 2015 19:17
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:if it was covered in blood, corn and loving BORED, yeah that was me in iowa Just Lol that you couldn't find free parking. Des Moines has no charge parking after 5 PM in the entire city. You loving suck.
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Aug 29, 2015 19:19
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what band did you go to see
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Aug 29, 2015 19:20
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Jastiger posted:I just happened to miss this because I was enjoying Des Moines' ridiculous smattering of offerings and amenities. Another year, still in Iowa.
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Aug 29, 2015 19:20
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iowa. how am i still in loving iowa *gets hosed up and punches mirror
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Aug 29, 2015 19:21
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Jastiger posted:Just Lol that you couldn't find free parking. Des Moines has no charge parking after 5 PM in the entire city. You loving suck. it's 6pm you loving idiot liar fyodor posted:what band did you go to see gwar basement jihadist posted:iowa. how am i still in loving iowa *gets hosed up and punches mirror 
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Aug 29, 2015 19:38
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Hobohemian posted:I live in San Diego which is like LA except the people are less fat, there's very little pollution, the weather is better and everyone is more chill. yeah but gaslamp killer
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Aug 29, 2015 19:40
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:it's 6pm you loving idiot liar They did change it to 6 PM. But: Yes! There are approximately 30,000 public parking spaces in downtown including approximately 4,000 parking meters for long and short term parking needs. gently caress you if you can't find a spot. Plus you went to DSM to see GWAR meaning that you had to travel to this cultural mecca to enjoy your music. SO gently caress you for biting the hand that feeds you.
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Aug 29, 2015 19:42
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of iowa
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basement jihadist posted:of iowa im back in chi-town (thank gently caress), where gwar performs a LOT more often than loving shitowa. for a "cultural mecca", they sure do have tiny rear end stages and boring rear end culture in general
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