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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded
And you happy crappy Immigration loving sorts may find yourselves on the outside of the debate.
The Trump Wall? it would need to rival the Great Wall of China in it's mass of concrete.
Not so much in length, but in height.

I say, a simpler way to implement this concept with much less concrete is a continuous circulating stream of drones, armed with antipersonnel rockets, cruising endlessly, firing instantly on any warm-blooded objects that crosses the line.

gently caress Mexico.
They import tons of coke here.
This Black-on-Black gun violence that in the news so much these days is mostly coke-dealers fighting over turf.
...
We should be waging war against Mexico.
Nuke the Coke Cartels. Burn them to Ashes.
...
Mexico is an enemy state.
gently caress''em .

zimboe fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Aug 29, 2015

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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Refute my reasoning. Coke is why our cities are a battleground.
Stop the Coke. By any means neccessary.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

If Donald Trump wins the presidency he's just going to decriminalise coke. Free drugs to anyone who wants them!

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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We should be at war with Mexico. Not Iran.
At least Iran makes useful oil.
Iran doesn't ship poison by the ton into America.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Aug 29, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if donald trump is the republican nominee and it becomes clear that he is leading in the polls i dont think it would be wrong to do what someone should have done to hitler in 1932

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

thats a joke, by the way. satire, even

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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error1 posted:

If Donald Trump wins the presidency he's just going to decriminalise coke. Free drugs to anyone who wants them!

Anything that kills stupid people faster than smart people is a good thing.
Cokers are stupid.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

TEAYCHES posted:

thats a joke, by the way. satire, even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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Make a deal with Columbia to buy the entire coke crop.
Set it up in barrels on the street corners - free to all takers.
Wait three months- all the crackheads will be dead.
It will be vastly cheaper than the War on Drugs.
...
The quickest way to kill a junkie is to give him a coupla grand.

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009

error1 posted:

If Donald Trump wins the presidency he's just going to decriminalise coke. Free drugs to anyone who wants them!

Fukken sold!

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I agree. Remove all doubt.

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

I would feel a lot better about Trump becoming president if he were to grow a mustache.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


haha thanks i was thinking the same thing. its definitely the case that someone out there should not kill donald trump before he becomes the mussolini-esque buffoon of the american republic

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
what the gently caress is zimboe

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
seriously did someone buy an account for a chat bot or what

az
Dec 2, 2005

TEAYCHES posted:

if donald trump is the republican nominee and it becomes clear that he is leading in the polls i dont think it would be wrong to do what someone should have done to hitler in 1932

big german news mags picked up on trumps racism today and interviewed ramos, calling trump a racist enabler. if the germans call you out on your poo poo its a good sign you done gently caress up

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

what the gently caress is zimboe

i made almost this exact same post when his account was new
the dude does not know how to talk
---
i think the short line lengths are because youre supposed to imagine him struggling to breathe
at the end of each line
from obesity

az
Dec 2, 2005

the decapitated head of benito trumpolini being kicked through the streets of rome, new york by a cheering crowd. allied photographers taking pictures of locals holding up the frayed hairpierce in victory

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
Hell yeah gently caress coca cola Vote 1 Tramps

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

what the gently caress is zimboe

Zimboe is quite obviously and abundantly your your intellectual superior, you impotent fart-puff.
...
Puthy.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded

gary oldmans diary posted:

i made almost this exact same post when his account was new
the dude does not know how to talk
---
i think the short line lengths are because youre supposed to imagine him struggling to breathe
at the end of each line
from obesity

Yah, I'm pretty fat.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

zimboe posted:

Yah, I'm pretty fat.

you should really upgrade to Windows 10 then.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

zimboe posted:

Zimboe is quite obviously and abundantly your your intellectual superior, you impotent fart-puff.
...
Puthy.

lmao

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I think he should get a buzz-cut so he can say-
"I'm sick of hearing about the hair! See, OK? Are you happy now?
I shoulda done this years ago!"

I predict.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

TEAYCHES posted:

if donald trump is the republican nominee and it becomes clear that he is leading in the polls i dont think it would be wrong to do what someone should have done to hitler in 1932

lol SA liberals "dosn't look like we're going to win the election better start ironic but not ironic planning political assassinations"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

4outof5 posted:

lol SA liberals "dosn't look like we're going to win the election better start ironic but not ironic planning political assassinations"

im not a liberal

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

TEAYCHES posted:

im not a liberal

shut up commie

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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Hitler had more hair.

Nyagato
Apr 6, 2009
Wow, even American politics is like a comedy show.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

az posted:

big german news mags picked up on trumps racism today and interviewed ramos, calling trump a racist enabler. if the germans call you out on your poo poo its a good sign you done gently caress up

Germans are chauvinist pigs when it comes to other cultures. Instead of killing them now they lecture them.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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Nyagato posted:

Wow, even American politics is like a comedy show.

poo poo, ever since Nixon it's been.
Ever since a coupla of minimum-wage news-cunts brought down a president and nullified an election.
It's been a comedy ever since.
...
Woodwards and Bernstein should have been shot for high treason.


...
Ever since then, every election has been followed by the "Let's Throw the President in Jail!" show.
...
Shoot these leftist traitors to the Electoral process. Splash thier brains out on a cold concrete floor.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Aug 29, 2015

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

4outof5 posted:

lol SA liberals "dosn't look like we're going to win the election better start ironic but not ironic planning political assassinations"

violence is the most legitimate form of political action

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

violence is the most legitimate form of political action

Tell that to the Palestinians they have about a football field and a half of land left and no one gives a gently caress or a poo poo about them anymore.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
But where does Trump stand on cosplaying twinks?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

4outof5 posted:

Tell that to the Palestinians they have about a football field and a half of land left and no one gives a gently caress or a poo poo about them anymore.

I said legitimate, not effective

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Archer666 posted:

But where does Trump stand on cosplaying twinks?

I thought you got laid last night?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

4outof5 posted:

I thought you got laid last night?

I managed to grandly gently caress that up by both drinking heavily on an empty stomach and having the social aptitude of a wicker man. So now all my faith rests with the God-Emperor Trump.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Please do not elect the crazy man. You have become a lynchpin of global stability, and we don't want to have to start shooting pirates and fending off invasion because you elected a crazy person. thanks.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Rather than build the wall he should invade Mexico and annex it..problem solved, everyone gets a little poorer as the Mexicans flood in across the disappeared border, but that was going to happen anyway.

1 America 2016

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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Cumslut1895 posted:

Please do not elect the crazy man. You have become a lynchpin of global stability, and we don't want to have to start shooting pirates and fending off invasion because you elected a crazy person. thanks.

but what about the adventure?

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