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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:30 seconds of a Harvey Milk lookalike being violently beaten with a sack full of Mountain Dew cans. "Don't be a human being. Do the Dew" this but with Harvey Fierstein
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Aug 31, 2015 04:57
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You coming out of your mom's vagina: "Abortion, always the answer" Wait this is supposed to be a bad ad, right?
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Aug 31, 2015 04:57
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TwoFire posted:this but with Harvey Fierstein I like it! Let's greenlight it, have your people call my people and we'll go beat the poo poo out of Harvey Fierstein
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Aug 31, 2015 05:23
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I like it! Let's greenlight it, have your people call my people If only..
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Aug 31, 2015 05:44
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Ugly girl texts her admirer "I think you should do it. You'll feel better in heaven". 
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Aug 31, 2015 05:59
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We see a family sitting on a plane, eating airplane food, and having a nice time. Suddenly, the plane starts shaking! Oh god, it's going down! The stewardes rushes to her seat, but the food cart overtakes her and smashes her to bits. The lights flicker off only to be replaced by a red light as the passengers scream, food and bags flying everywhere, while the plane goes into free fall. We see the plane falling down towards the ground. The camera pulls slowly back, revealing that we're on a train. We see a guy leaning towards the window, watching the plane as it falls towards a flaming inferno. He snickers to himself and goes back to his book. Amtrack.
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Aug 31, 2015 11:01
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Schweppes Ginger Ale! It's NOT a dog's anus!
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Aug 31, 2015 14:37
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A manticore with Hillary Clinton's face devours an elephant. Hillary 2016
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Aug 31, 2015 14:44
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can we get a terrible advert for a product that helps you remember what you posted 7 years ago?
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Aug 31, 2015 14:44
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a really fat slovenly woman is sitting in a chair, mouth agape, watching t.v.. her adorable, but clearly doomed, daughter runs up to her kidsclaiming "mommy, mommy, I'm hungry can you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" the fat lady gurgles, her tongue begins to loll from her mouth, her lips move up and down a few times as if she were chewing her cud. she slowly partly raises one fat, cottage cheese looking arm and points. cut away to the little girl pulling out a stool and climbing it in order to open the freezer door in the kitchen. she pulls out a smuckers ® uncrustable ® we then she the girl sitting at the kitchen counter sharing the uncrustable ® with her teddy bear, tears streaming down her tiny cheeks. the announcer comes in "smuckers ® uncrustables ® for the parent who are too stupid and lazy to make their children peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
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Sep 28, 2015 11:33
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Time lapse footage of fat, succulent cinnamon buns rising on a baking pan while the mellow sounds of "Let's Get It On" play in the background. Cut to the Pillsbury Doughboy, gazing lovingly at the sweet buns. He gyrates his body rhythmically and giggles "hoohoo hoohoo!" Cut back to the cinnamon buns. Frosting splurts onto them from offscreen. The Pillsbury Doughboy takes a freshly battered bun and raises it up for a housewife to taste while winking at the audience. "Mmm!" she makes an orgasmic face and licks her lips. "Pillsbury Cinnamon Buns: frosted with love"
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Sep 28, 2015 14:37
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Hitler is standing with his hands on his hips on the curb right outside an exxon station. A crew in nazi uniforms drive a tiger 2 slowly around the corner, pull into full view and park the tank by the pumps. xybit is dressed in an exaggerated 50's pump jockey outfit including a whoopee cap. he walks up to hilter's side. both men move their arms behind their backs and clasp their right arm with their left hand. hitler slowly turns his head to face xyvit . xybit slowly turns his head to face hitler then says "Yo dawg I heard you like tigers in your tanks so we brought this tiger tank to exxon so we could put a tiger in its tank". the camera shifts to a look at hitlers face straight on, he stares intently for an exaggerated period of time, he slowly begins to smile. the camera shifts back to a middle distance and hilter commences to passionately kiss xybit. after a minute, xybit places his hand on hitler's rear end and hitler raises his leg up and around xybit. the scene then cuts to a black background with a pair of durex condoms in the bottom right corner and the durex slogan "get it on" at the top of the screen rendered in a pink neon cursive font.
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Sep 28, 2015 15:05
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Sizone posted:Hitler is standing with his hands on his hips on the curb right outside an exxon station. A crew in nazi uniforms drive a tiger 2 slowly around the corner, pull into full view and park the tank by the pumps. xybit is dressed in an exaggerated 50's pump jockey outfit including a whoopee cap. he walks up to hilter's side. both men move their arms behind their backs and clasp their right arm with their left hand. hitler slowly turns his head to face xyvit . xybit slowly turns his head to face hitler then says "Yo dawg I heard you like tigers in your tanks so we brought this tiger tank to exxon so we could put a tiger in its tank. the camera shifts to a look at hitlers face straight on, he stares intently for an exaggerated period of time, he slowly begins to smile. the camera shifts back to a middle distance and hilter commences to passionately kiss xybit. after a minute, xybit places his hand on hitler's rear end and hitler raises his leg up and around xybit. the scene then cuts to a black background with a pair of durex condoms in the bottom right corner and the durex slogan "get it on" at the top of the screen rendered in a pink neon cursive font. Aw man I was just about to do a Hitler one. Black and white footage of Hitler giving one of his trademark speeches to the Reichstag, railing on against Jews and about racial purity. He pounds on the lectern and hollers belligerently at the crowd, which cheers him wildly. A Black man approaches him from behind and taps him on the shoulder. Hitler turns and the Black man holds a Snickers in front of his face. "Was Ist Das?" demands the incensed fuhrer. "Eat it, brother," says the Black man. "You're acting kind of like a dictator right now." Hitler takes the snickers and chomps down on it. Color floods into the scene and Hitler is transformed into Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.! "Thanks, brother," he says, and smiles warmly before turning back to the podium and delivering the opening lines of his famous "I have a Dream" speech. The speech plays in low volume behind the Snickers trademark "You're not you when you're hungry, grab a Snickers!" Followed by "Snickers is proud to celebrate Black History Month."
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Sep 28, 2015 15:29
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