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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
My vote goes to Tim Baker of Cirith Ungol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6VebqhTUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPckSU41g4

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

I like the guy from Slough Feg a lot

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
Ja Rule in that metallica track

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

no such thing because all metal is poo poo

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

metal is dumb and super gay, also that poo poo sounds like it was recorded in 2 bedroom apartment.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

no such thing because all metal is poo poo

gently caress you, bitch.

Tim Lambesis is pretty metal. I like "The Sound of Truth" plus he tried to have his girlfriend killed and then tried to escape from prison. P metal.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Metal is kinda lame when people sing or growl or whatever gay screaming poo poo they do to sound tough

iMonarch
Mar 19, 2007
Dave Hunt from Anaal Nathrakh
Barney from Napalm Death
Human Furnace from Ringworm
Nattefrost
and Weird Al

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzzQcPGNwQ

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Varg Vikernes.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

gently caress you, bitch.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Demonaz. It's a pity he doesn't do the vocals for Immortal.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Maynard and Chino Morales (specifically on the deftones song Passenger)

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
chick from evanescence

Fezziwig
Jun 7, 2011
Dude from Opeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTVE8r7ZdZ4

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAL!!!!!!!

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

FEAR IS HOW I FALL. CONFUSING WHAT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the best metal singers dont growl. im not saying its the best metal, just that death metal is for showing off how good you are at drums and guitars, not singing. Anyway

First place: :regd10: obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyaTGHweAo

Second place is a tie between Messiah Marcolin (bonus points for great hair),
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo
Hansi Kürsch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_VFJn2kJM
and Michael Kiske
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiZoGwXcP50

e: third place, oderus urungus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baExq6xNhQ8

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Aug 30, 2015

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
good honeypot thread OP, we can round up all the nerds and ban them in one fell swoop.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Jens Kidman

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

You are correct sir.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

TEAYCHES posted:

no such thing because all metal is poo poo

correct

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvFyw6uOoYc

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Emperor Magus Caligula

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



TEAYCHES posted:

no such thing because all metal is poo poo

everyone sharing wrong opinions like this should have to qualify them with how much they loving love EDM or dubstep or whatever horrible derivative radio trash they listen to :smugdog:

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Ronnie James Dio

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Bruce Dickinson close thread

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
king diamond

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

stab posted:

Bruce Dickinson close your butthole

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

oh i change my answer to this

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hey op I'm not sure if this is what you mean by "metal" but I really like meshuggah's vocals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L36GBf3So

Mang Tomas
Jan 9, 2007
Buckethead

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dio, Halford, and Dickinson

close the thread

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

stab posted:

Bruce Dickinson close thread

This is the correct answer.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Goatfather posted:

everyone sharing wrong opinions like this should have to qualify them with how much they loving love EDM or dubstep or whatever horrible derivative radio trash they listen to :smugdog:

my favorite music is indie stuff like broken bells and classic prog rock e.g. king crimson, yes, elp, etc

metal is garbage for retards

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

my favorite music is indie stuff like broken bells and classic prog rock e.g. king crimson, yes, elp, etc

metal is garbage for retards
go back to /mu/ and circlejerk over Captain Beefheart

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

symbolic posted:

Dio, Halford, and Dickinson

close the thread

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
everyone is wrong

it is either Budgie and Basil from Caninus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrocEmhLsJk

or Waldo from Hatebeak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYeximOhaUk

EDIT: comedy option Arnold Schwarzenegger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPIO86jTrQQ

Oil! fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Aug 30, 2015

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