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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

lol ok. can we all just agree that bring your daughter to the slaughter is the best song title / lyrics out for any metal song ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGWgZCc

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

johnny sack posted:

I bet your posting would have been less lovely in 2007
back then i didn't even know what a forum was, so probably

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

let me in mom!!! posted:

lol ok. can we all just agree that bring your daughter to the slaughter is the best song title / lyrics out for any metal song ever?

yeah bruce dickinson is easily top dog here.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06qJVpUSKZY

:worship:

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME JUBADUBASYE

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

they're all bad, it's a bad genre

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
yo pretty sure seventh son of a seventh son is satanic. i'm sure i can come up with more examples if pressed.

like, metal is basically founded on satanism. if you don't think so then lol real hard, son

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

brave new world was a kickass comeback album

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

metal is basically founded on satanism
christian metal

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
also psychostick is gay. if you want comedy metal go to children of bodom or something

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

symbolic posted:

well then i would be in elementary school but, eh, close enough

Im curious as to what your problem with the vocals in that song are?

Too clean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60CWbWMoPfQ

Not clean enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSsqllG7Ky8

I take this very seriously as I am a huge fan of them and will not stand for your likes to insult my tastes!

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

symbolic posted:

christian metal

is not bad. see: zao's first album i think? idk. but anyway i guarantee you that christian metal was not the norm at its inception. it came as a result of metal popularity, not as a genesis (pun? lol)

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Irrational Bees posted:

Im curious as to what your problem with the vocals in that song are?

Too clean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60CWbWMoPfQ

Not clean enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSsqllG7Ky8

I take this very seriously as I am a huge fan of them and will not stand for your likes to insult my tastes!
i have nothing against Skeletonwitch, it just brings me back to my high school days lmao

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

let me in mom!!! posted:

also psychostick is gay. if you want comedy metal go to children of bodom or something

also see: ultra vomit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X4x_xu3H90

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Also has anyone mentioned Lord Byron yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To4qwV5sLzI

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

#1 gbs faggt thread

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Wall Balls posted:

#1 gbs faggt thread
gas your life

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Wall Balls posted:

#1 gbs faggt thread

I literally suck dong to these songs, I can't deny this

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Wall Balls posted:

#1 gbs faggt thread

:cripes:

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
lol if you cant recognize the artistry and talent that goes into good metal like literally lmfao

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

symbolic posted:

christian metal

For this you either get Stryper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsNhNdnwgZg

or Demon Hunter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7O1b5VwA-I

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
catholic black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnqD7jUAW90

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

stryper had some good songs (e.g. Soldiers Under Command), but i know nothing about Demon Hunter besides i think they had a song in some video game once?

e: okay, they had some songs on Killing Floor 2 which is pretty cool.

symbolic fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Aug 30, 2015

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
lmao y'all some basic rear end metal bitches in here.

demon hunter sucks, is far surpassed by groove metal megastars 2 ton predator

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
like for real i can't even get passed the metalineptitude in here i gotta go get yet another bottle of vodka (b of v) so i'll be back after like an hour and ill tell you how much more you suck after that

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

my bony fealty posted:

I like the guy from Slough Feg a lot

that dude and the guy who used to sing for trouble


also the dude from demilich because he sounds like a backed up toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Ji7iNORK0

Frozen to Death
Mar 27, 2010

i listen to metal all day

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

symbolic posted:

stryper had some good songs (e.g. Soldiers Under Command), but i know nothing about Demon Hunter besides i think they had a song in some video game once?

e: okay, they had some songs on Killing Floor 2 which is pretty cool.

Sorry, it is really hard for X-ian metal bands because I can reference Zao and As I Lay Dying (lol lead singer putting a hit on his wife), but they are more predominately "christian members" bands with song that profess the greatness of the Lord.

On the other (left) hand there is Ghost.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2FEHr_Yzg

:nws: http://www.vevo.com/watch/ghost-bc/year-zero/USUV71300503 :nws:

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

let me in mom!!! posted:

lmao y'all some basic rear end metal bitches in here.

demon hunter sucks, is far surpassed by groove metal megastars 2 ton predator

Look son, I craft my posts for the main stream, I really doubt the average GBS patron is ready for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_e9im72HQ

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMIS2BaDilY

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Oil! posted:

Look son, I craft my posts for the main stream, I really doubt the average GBS patron is ready for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_e9im72HQ

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMIS2BaDilY

props

good poo poo. may i add some contenders to the ring?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fJgMJ5lMnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJRW04ACyxw (mentioned earlier)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26PhtbUGlQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zNGjS_4LWw (prob the best xtian metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5AvubC8vrg

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
When I clicked on the thread I was for some reason expecting robots or something.

Anyways have this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_WMHg8c_4I

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
jake bannon from Converge on Jane Doe

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Christopher Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
metal rules

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Good to see that the man still had a sense of humor in his later years

sock it to me!
Feb 7, 2010
Chiming in that the answer is obviously Bruce Bruce. Up the loving Irons!

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGY8Ux10zRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9AcG0glVu4

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

please stop posting angela gossow, she wasn't even the best singer for Arch Enemy.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Borneo Jimmy posted:

Good to see that the man still had a sense of humor in his later years

Christopher Lee posted:

"I have a great belief that things, no matter what they are – music, literature, anything in life – should from time to time surprise people and that's what I believe in: surprising people," he told Metal Hammer last year. "Heavy metal has, since its very beginning, surprised in the best sense of the word, and people all over the world. To be involved in that, and to show people that even now I can still surprise my audience, it's very important."

Christopher Lee was metal as gently caress

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
dave grohl or that nickleback guy

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