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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
hey

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

squartle!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im a 67 year old man

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
if i rape is that bad or good?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
charmadar is better at everything sry ur wrong

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Is your anus hairy?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i squirtled in my pants today

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Enfield posted:

im a 67 year old man

squartle squartle SQUARTLE squartle...

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

if i rape is that bad or good?

squartle :thumbsup:

Rickycat posted:

charmadar is better at everything sry ur wrong

squartle squartle :fuckoff:

a bone to pick posted:

Is your anus hairy?

squartle.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hate this thread

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
seems like a true fan would spell it properly

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

squartle posted:

squartle squartle :fuckoff:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i pikachued in my pants today

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i charizard in my pants today

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Squartle Squartle!

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

that aint reddit tho


e: or that pic of that girl who was gonna die fromt he guy who took the pic before killing her you know she wore black

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
There are more than 151 pokemon now.

Pokemon is dead to me.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

I know now what i must do.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
op, how did kadabras evolve into alakazams before link cables were invented? serious answers only thanks

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Naerasa posted:

op, how did kadabras evolve into alakazams before link cables were invented? serious answers only thanks

Kinda like how you level up a Magicarp.

Set them as your primary pokemon, let them go out for the first round, and then kill the opponent with your super tough pokeman.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
shartle shartle shartle

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Kinda like how you level up a Magicarp.

Set them as your primary pokemon, let them go out for the first round, and then kill the opponent with your super tough pokeman.

my cat is named joey and sometimes i pet him in the morning.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

my cat is named joey and sometimes i pet him in the morning.

Same

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

A misanthrope posted:

i charizard in my pants today

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
im gonna catch this squirtle can someone fight for me as my pokemon

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
squartle squartle squartle squartle SQUARTLE

✔: squartle squartle squartle squartle?
🚫: squartle squartle squartle. :words:

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Did they ever show why Meowth can talk?

Like, why was he some jewish dude?

Shits cray bro.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
whats the hottest pokemon

which pokemon the biggest slut

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

whats the hottest pokemon

which pokemon the biggest slut



:allears:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

why didn't mommy squartle abort you

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

cool but keep the ffat ones away

not gonna gently caress any fat pokemons

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Did they ever show why Meowth can talk?

Like, why was he some jewish dude?

Shits cray bro.

Well gently caress, I actually know this one. I was too old for the cartoon but my little bro always watched it and I saw that ep.

He bootstrapped himself into it. Learned to talk and read to impress a girl Meowth, but failed cuz she thought he was a freak. Fuckin dames.

I assume the accent was just 4kids slipping a lovely joke in.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
I always thought evee was a cool/cute Pokemon when I saw my little brother playing the game. Was evee actually a good fighter?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

A misanthrope posted:

whats the hottest pokemon

which pokemon the biggest slut
i masturbate to pokemon quite frequently and let me tell you Lugia is a slut

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Oil of Paris posted:

I always thought evee was a cool/cute Pokemon when I saw my little brother playing the game. Was evee actually a good fighter?

Yeah, if I remember right Evee could learn a poo poo ton of moves with no restrictions as long as you didnt let it evolve.

Sometimes its better to not let them evolve.

<WTF, I just noticed the new AV. Thanks, I guess. :ohdear:

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Did they ever show why Meowth can talk?

Like, why was he some jewish dude?

Shits cray bro.

quote:

Meowth's earliest memory is being alone at Camp Pokéhearst. With no food, he was always starving and once tipped over a basket of baseballs believing it was food. As punishment for tipping the basket over, the baseball coach hung him from a tree; from this tree, he was able to see a movie called That Darn Meowth!, which depicted a Meowth in Hollywood being given delicious food by its family. Meowth instantly decided to go to Hollywood, which he believed would be a paradise.

However, when he arrived in Hollywood, he was merely perceived as a stray Pokémon, and was constantly being chased for stealing food. Soon, a Meowth gang, led by a Persian, took him in. Meowth lived on the streets as a member of the gang for a long time; the gang annoyed the humans in town by stealing food and causing trouble, the town's local Butcher Shop Owner in particular. One day, Meowth came across a female Meowth namedMeowzie. She rejected him, saying that he was poor and that she preferred humans, so Meowth attempted to make himself more human-like to make her love him. Thus, he painstakingly taught himself to speak human language and walk upright like a human. When he approached her after this transformation, she once again rejected him, calling him a freak. Heartbroken, Meowth remembered the first human word he understood—"rocket"—and was inspired to join Team Rocket.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Meowth_(Team_Rocket)

A misanthrope posted:

whats the hottest pokemon

which pokemon the biggest slut

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

who's that pokemon?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
it is 1963 and you are the CIA operative tasked with picking the right pokemon to kill JFK

who do you choose

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

circ dick soleil posted:

who's that pokemon?
it's a very conflicted boner

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