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big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Horniest Manticore posted:

hey

squartle!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 04:54

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Enfield posted:

im a 67 year old man

squartle squartle SQUARTLE squartle...

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

if i rape is that bad or good?

squartle

Rickycat posted:

charmadar is better at everything sry ur wrong

squartle squartle :fuckoff:

a bone to pick posted:

Is your anus hairy?

squartle.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 05:00

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 05:11

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

squartle squartle squartle squartle SQUARTLE

✔: squartle squartle squartle squartle?
🚫: squartle squartle squartle. :words:

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 05:35

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Did they ever show why Meowth can talk?

Like, why was he some jewish dude?

Shits cray bro.

quote:

Meowth's earliest memory is being alone at Camp Pokéhearst. With no food, he was always starving and once tipped over a basket of baseballs believing it was food. As punishment for tipping the basket over, the baseball coach hung him from a tree; from this tree, he was able to see a movie called That Darn Meowth!, which depicted a Meowth in Hollywood being given delicious food by its family. Meowth instantly decided to go to Hollywood, which he believed would be a paradise.

However, when he arrived in Hollywood, he was merely perceived as a stray Pokémon, and was constantly being chased for stealing food. Soon, a Meowth gang, led by a Persian, took him in. Meowth lived on the streets as a member of the gang for a long time; the gang annoyed the humans in town by stealing food and causing trouble, the town's local Butcher Shop Owner in particular. One day, Meowth came across a female Meowth namedMeowzie. She rejected him, saying that he was poor and that she preferred humans, so Meowth attempted to make himself more human-like to make her love him. Thus, he painstakingly taught himself to speak human language and walk upright like a human. When he approached her after this transformation, she once again rejected him, calling him a freak. Heartbroken, Meowth remembered the first human word he understood—"rocket"—and was inspired to join Team Rocket.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Meowth_(Team_Rocket)

A misanthrope posted:

whats the hottest pokemon

which pokemon the biggest slut

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 05:44

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A misanthrope posted:

it is 1963 and you are the CIA operative tasked with picking the right pokemon to kill JFK

who do you choose

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sniper_(Ability)

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 05:47

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