last night at a party, a girl ruined the party over feminist bullshit

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Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Expected a Jon Pop thread, disappointed.

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serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

suck my dick

# ? Aug 31, 2015 04:06

verily carefree: Apr 5, 2014

it was your party and you can cry if you want to

# ? Aug 31, 2015 04:07

Fredrik1: Jan 22, 2005; Gopherslayer; Fallen Rib

oldpainless posted:

Honestly society would probably be better off if all physical contact was outlawed.

Like judge dredd. The one with Stallone. Remember how she asked him to have sex and it was all virtual and he was all confused. She said physical contact was gross and people didn't do that anymore. That's how we should be today is what I'm saying.

Also how were dredd and Rico supposed to be clones when they looked nothing alike. Like maybe MAYBE cousins but certainly not twins. drat that movie sucked.

I just realized I got judge dredd and demolition man mixed up but I'm not changing anything.

I've never seen Judge Dredd, should I? I mean I don't really expect it to be a good movie but is it worth watching?

# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:26

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

Fredrik1 posted:

I've never seen Judge Dredd, should I? I mean I don't really expect it to be a good movie but is it worth watching?

You should see it and then listen to the How Did This Get Made podcast episode about it. Or the other way around.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 21:57

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

Sometimes I pop into threads and call people "loving retarded virgins" as like some terrible edgy joke.

But seriously, there are too many loving retard virgins in this thread.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 22:07

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

There should be no more jon pop threads, he posted a thread saying he was mostly a gimmick and if he got gassed/banned for that thread then he would quit

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:36

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

who is the bigger girl in this situation, the one whining and yelling for an hour or the one that sat and listened to it for an hour rather than telling her to "can it"

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:40

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

Maldoror posted:

There should be no more jon pop threads, he posted a thread saying he was mostly a gimmick and if he got gassed/banned for that thread then he would quit

i totally believe him

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:40

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Ratjaculation posted:

weren't you a mod?

what a terrifying thought

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:42

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

One time I smoked weed. My throat started bleeding and I couldn't breathe and then I died. Do NOT try the Grass, GBS.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:44

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

You should have let her take a hit on your reefer pipes and then grabbed her boobs while she blazed.

No defense op no defense

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:49

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

OPs garage has strip club rules lol.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 23:52

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i'm not lame like the op. if that owuld have happened to me i would have been like :heysexy:

and then have sex w/ her rear end fyi

# ? Sep 1, 2015 00:23

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Maldoror posted:

There should be no more jon pop threads, he posted a thread saying he was mostly a gimmick and if he got gassed/banned for that thread then he would quit

ChairmanMeow posted:

i totally believe him

Here's the post, judge for yourself
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739063&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post449554486

# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:52

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

so she walks in the garage where im blazing with a group of long-term friends

she gets into a "dance-off" with my friend (doing overtly sexual stuff like licking her finger and going "tssss" when touching her rear end afterward). when they decide they're done, he decides to give her a big smack on the rear end and then quickly leave the garage. she sits there stunned for a second, then comes over to my group of friends and starts bitching about how guys always slap her on the rear end. my friend says "well, it's not like you don't dress for it". since i know her, at that point, i knew what was going to happen next. she went full tumblrfeminist and bitched, mean mugged, yelled for literally an hour until we couldnt take it anymore and left. never once did she get mad at the guy who slapped her rear end

anyway the moral of this story is smoke weed jerk off and if u feel like u have to gently caress a girl just gently caress one of you guy friends instead, girls are NOT worth the drama

Please report to the "The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit >White Trash" thread

# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:57

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Gonna go ahead and take a wild guess and say this was a flat assed white girl

Just a wild guess

# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:16

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

thats what happens when u party with liberals

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RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

thats what happens when u party with liberals

i figured liberal parties are like burning man and cucking

# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:14

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

RaceBannon posted:

i figured liberal parties are like burning man and cucking

the last time i was at a liberal party we all played CAH and had a blast so i guess liberals being gung-ho PC is a myth

# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:27

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

Pay attention to me! No wait. Not you. Don't pay attention to me. Surprise, I can't make up my mind because I'm on my period.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:28

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

symbolic posted:

the last time i was at a liberal party we all played CAH and had a blast so i guess liberals being gung-ho PC is a myth

I had to google CAH and i came up with Congenital adrenal hyperplasia which has the symptom of ambiguous genitalia, in some females, such that it can be initially difficult to identify external genitalia as "male" or "female" so that sounds VERY liberal

# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:34