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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Livin' in a lonely world

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Steeeeeeeve Perrry

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEINAFIREOPERRRRRRREEEEEEE

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Just a city boy

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTg40gvS2_w

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
:gas:

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Born and raised in south Detroit

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Check out Johnny as he plays out in the street, keeps to himself,
he doesn't say too much, can't get along with the kids in school,
likes to make bombs and blow things up,
his mom and dad think everything's fine,
they got no worries, they don't care that much,
all that tension bottled up inside, one day soon now he's gonna erupt

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I SHOULDA BEEN GONE!

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Don't stop believin'

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
im a private dancer

a dancer for money

i screw wat you want me to screw

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Born and raised in south Detroit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Detroit

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Way to poo poo on a mans dreams...

Don't stop believin in South Detroit it will be real.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Way to poo poo on a mans dreams...

Don't stop believin in South Detroit it will be real.

MI all looks like a minefield so

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

TwoFire posted:

MI all looks like a minefield so

I dont know US of A.

and after 20 tramadol pills and half a bottle of vodka South Detroit is real to me..

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
this thread loving sucks. it's completely useless and unfunny. what gets me is that it's not funny on any level, be it literal, ironic, meta, or kitsch. and the worst part is, subsequently posters played along, rather than calling you out. it's a thread i'd expect frat boys to pat themselves on the back about as being oh-so-clever and irreverent. you suck.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Tramadol Junkie posted:

I dont know US of A.

and after 20 tramadol pills and half a bottle of vodka South Detroit is real to me..

its real here too we just pretend it doesn't exist

its kinda like the Ukrane of the US

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

TwoFire posted:

its real here too we just pretend it doesn't exist

its kinda like the Ukrane of the US

Little Odessa? or is that the ruskies and their mafia.... I forget.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Little Odessa? or is that the ruskies and their mafia.... I forget.

never seen it but I remember the loving radar near chernobyl used to gently caress with my radio signals back in the 80s so probably

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend. I want to guard your dreams and visions. Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims and strap your hands 'cross my engines.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Steeeeeeeve Perrry

Hey I thought we said no more Steve Perry psych-outs.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

this thread loving sucks. it's completely useless and unfunny. what gets me is that it's not funny on any level, be it literal, ironic, meta, or kitsch. and the worst part is, subsequently posters played along, rather than calling you out. it's a thread i'd expect frat boys to pat themselves on the back about as being oh-so-clever and irreverent. you suck.
hold on to this feeeEEEeeeling

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

GORDON posted:

Hey I thought we said no more Steve Perry psych-outs.

Steve Perry was on Psych?

dude I sure miss that show and the psych outs.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

hold on to this feeeEEEeeeling

Streetlights blind people

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Steve Perry was on Psych?

dude I sure miss that show and the psych outs.

have you heard of a site called reddit, your posting style would fit in well there

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Schweinhund posted:

have you heard of a site called reddit, your posting style would fit in well there

I saw reddit once, it was full of cute kitten pics and it made me kill my GF's 15 year old cat so we could get a new cute kitten to post kitten pics on reddit. I know am on meds for the mental scars reddit inflicted, please dont send me back their, please sir.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
synthesize

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Livin' in a lonely world

Please stop
Posting
Please stop
Please s

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Blazing Ownager posted:

Please stop
Posting
Please stop
Please s

:(

You killin my high man and I just ordered dominos pizza and ice cream

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Tommy used to work on the docks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Tommy used to work on the docks.

Woah woah woah Woah Woah woah, Woah Woah Woah

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Tommy used to work on the docks.

I am looking for some sailors.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

spud posted:

I am looking for some sailors.

They hang out in bars late at night in Dobuita, hth.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I remember standing on the corner at midnight
Trying to get my courage up
There was this long lovely dancer in a little club downtown
I loved to watch her do her stuff
Through the long lonely nights she filled my sleep
Her body softly swaying to that smoky beat
Down on Main Street

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Don't Stop Believing and Bohemian Rhapsody are both awful no good very bad songs.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Don't Stop Believing and Bohemian Rhapsody are both awful no good very bad songs.

I'm deffo not gonna stop believing you're a stupid jerkface :mad:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Freebird!

(Am I doing this right?)

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
So when I was in junior college I was in a Trig class with a pair of Chinese immigrant kids. Brother and sister, named Lee and Ving. Lee was stuck up as poo poo and never spoke to anyone without looking like she had a stick in her rear end, Ving was a loving bro and let me copy off him and share notes. Good guy all around. Anyway one day he asks me if people made fun of his name, he was sick of having people call him Ving.

Me: "Well not that I've seen but you can get your name legally changed here"

Ving: "what, really?"

Me: "yeah man"

Ving: "I was thinking something still foreign but American enough to be cool, you know. Like...Lee! Like Bruce Lee!"

Me: "Yeah, lots of cool people were named Lee. Lee Majors, Lee van Cleef..."

And Ling hears us and gets mad pissed off, "That name's been in our family for generations, it's dad's name, grandpa's name, going back a long time! You can't just throw that away!"

Ving doesn't give a poo poo, and we head to the courthouse after class to make it happen for him. Ling tags along, bitching about it all and saying she called their dad and he's coming down. Ving continues to give no fucks and fills out the forms and and turns them in. The clerk stamps them and suddenly Ving gets tears in his eyes.

Ving: "What have I done? My family...I...Can I take this back? I can't do it."

The clerk drones out a formula reply, "I'm sorry sir but there is a fee to rescind requests of this nature."

We all :wtf: hard but Ling seems kind of relieved, she fishes in her purse for some cash and is about to hand it over to the clerk when an elderly Asian guy shows up. Bad Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, raybans, flip flops, guy looks like a bad American tourist. It's their dad!

He comes over and hugs Ving with tears in his eyes and a big smile. Ving says "Dad...I'm sorry I just-"

Ving's dad shushes him and says:

Don't stop, be Lee, Ving.
Hold on to that fee, Ling.

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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Tommy used to work on the docks.

union's been on strike

he's down on his luck, it's tough

so tough :(

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