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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest.

i win

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Noice

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i was that guy

you made me sad op and the gf laughed at me

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

k

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

we reap in the afterlife what we sow in this world

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Dude's pretty insightful, imo

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


didn't happen fucker

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
So did u suck his dick or wha?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
i was the phone and op just loves to use me and stuff me in his pocket never thinking about MY feelings

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Malls? People still go to those?

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Justin Tyme posted:

didn't happen fucker

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
OP hasdn't even left the house in the past 36 hours lmao.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

You should have inquired as to why he was calling you a cigarette end or a bundle of sticks when you're clearly a human.

Horseshoe theory fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Aug 30, 2015

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
True story: On my way to a movie theater we passed a convention center and I saw a guy in a Sagat costume from Street Fighter and yelled to my girlfriend, "Hey check out that Sagat!"

Unfortunately I still called Sagat Sa-Gat and not Sah-Gaht, and immediately had a dude dressed like Frankenfurter appear out of nowhere that also looked like a complete junkie and try to pick a physical fight with me, despite my attempt to explain. Then a dude dressed as Rocky showed up and got into a shouting match, and finally Sagat emerged on the street again with a big belt reading "SAGAT" and nobody ended up getting punched.

The morale of this story is LA is a strange place

ED: I suspect there was some kind of convention nearby, this is only like a block from the Staples Center, so no this isn't the result of bad drugs

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



ThirdPartyView posted:

You should have inquired as to why he was calling you a cigarette end or a bundle of sticks when you're clearing a human.

You should have then beaten him with a bundle of sticks for added comedic affect

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Me and a friend got called gay boys by some hick in a truck once.

he wasn't wrong

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
Some guys in a big truck yelled "Hey Harry Styles" at me while I was walking down the street and I don't think they meant it as a compliment.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Lotophage posted:

Some guys in a big truck yelled "Hey Harry Styles" at me while I was walking down the street and I don't think they meant it as a compliment.

cut your hair human being

also, dudes in trucks are assholes (according to this thread)

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Justin Tyme posted:

didn't happen fucker

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Blazing Ownager posted:

True story: On my way to a movie theater we passed a convention center and I saw a guy in a Sagat costume from Street Fighter and yelled to my girlfriend, "Hey check out that Sagat!"

Unfortunately I still called Sagat Sa-Gat and not Sah-Gaht, and immediately had a dude dressed like Frankenfurter appear out of nowhere that also looked like a complete junkie and try to pick a physical fight with me, despite my attempt to explain. Then a dude dressed as Rocky showed up and got into a shouting match, and finally Sagat emerged on the street again with a big belt reading "SAGAT" and nobody ended up getting punched.

The morale of this story is LA is a strange place

ED: I suspect there was some kind of convention nearby, this is only like a block from the Staples Center, so no this isn't the result of bad drugs

Justin Tyme posted:

didn't happen fucker

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gas the piece of poo poo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Was giving my boy Justin a brojob in the park the other day and some clown comes by and calls us faggots. Needless to say we beat the poo poo out of him. We aint no faggots, that poo poo is unnatural

After that I finished Justin off and we kissed and

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Too many Blazings ITT

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
look man the other day i was smoking on a 14 inch long joint shaped like a dick and someone dropped the f bomb :rolleye: so you know me and my crew pounded that poo poo

then we all went to the men's wear house and stole some bitching leather jacks cause thats loving rad as hell

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Op did you consider he was using grindr to specifically find fags and then call them names? Seems a little more likely than your version of the story

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

FordPRefectLL posted:

i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest.

i win

as i was walking away i heard a "ding!" on my phone and i saw that the guy had liked me on grindr.

today we are gay married :)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Back in the 90s my cousin told me "yeah, gonna go to the mall and do some gay bashing", I think he's evolved since then, but hosed up that might actually still be a thing in tyool 2015.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

gently caress the ROW posted:

Op did you consider he was using grindr to specifically find fags and then call them names? Seems a little more likely than your version of the story

drat this a good theory

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Kuato posted:

Back in the 90s my cousin told me "yeah, gonna go to the mall and do some gay bashing", I think he's evolved since then, but hosed up that might actually still be a thing in tyool 2015.

i've been doing gay bashing in mall bathrooms since 1973

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

FordPRefectLL posted:

i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest.

i win

Well are you?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
you should've called him a human being first

a pre-emptive strike

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
congrats on making reddit front page op

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Al Cowens posted:

Malls? People still go to those?

yeah if you're poor enough

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
What was his name op?

AlwaysBeSithing
Aug 27, 2015

by Ralp
And the boyfriends name was Albert Einstein

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Omi-Polari posted:

you should've called him a human being first

a pre-emptive strike

Lol

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Justin Tyme posted:

didn't happen fucker

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Maybe if you had sucked his dick better he would not have insulted you.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

Maybe if you had sucked his dick better he would not have insulted you.
I can confirm this.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FordPRefectLL posted:

i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest.

i win

Epic burn

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