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i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest. i win
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:28 |
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Noice
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:29 |
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i was that guy you made me sad op and the gf laughed at me
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:30 |
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k
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:30 |
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we reap in the afterlife what we sow in this world
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:32 |
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Dude's pretty insightful, imo
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:32 |
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didn't happen fucker
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:32 |
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So did u suck his dick or wha?
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:32 |
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i was the phone and op just loves to use me and stuff me in his pocket never thinking about MY feelings
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:32 |
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Malls? People still go to those?
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:32 |
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Justin Tyme posted:didn't happen fucker
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:33 |
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OP hasdn't even left the house in the past 36 hours lmao.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:33 |
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You should have inquired as to why he was calling you a cigarette end or a bundle of sticks when you're clearly a human.
Horseshoe theory fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Aug 30, 2015 |
# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:35 |
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True story: On my way to a movie theater we passed a convention center and I saw a guy in a Sagat costume from Street Fighter and yelled to my girlfriend, "Hey check out that Sagat!" Unfortunately I still called Sagat Sa-Gat and not Sah-Gaht, and immediately had a dude dressed like Frankenfurter appear out of nowhere that also looked like a complete junkie and try to pick a physical fight with me, despite my attempt to explain. Then a dude dressed as Rocky showed up and got into a shouting match, and finally Sagat emerged on the street again with a big belt reading "SAGAT" and nobody ended up getting punched. The morale of this story is LA is a strange place ED: I suspect there was some kind of convention nearby, this is only like a block from the Staples Center, so no this isn't the result of bad drugs
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:36 |
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ThirdPartyView posted:You should have inquired as to why he was calling you a cigarette end or a bundle of sticks when you're clearing a human. You should have then beaten him with a bundle of sticks for added comedic affect
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:36 |
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Me and a friend got called gay boys by some hick in a truck once. he wasn't wrong
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:37 |
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Some guys in a big truck yelled "Hey Harry Styles" at me while I was walking down the street and I don't think they meant it as a compliment.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:45 |
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Lotophage posted:Some guys in a big truck yelled "Hey Harry Styles" at me while I was walking down the street and I don't think they meant it as a compliment. cut your hair human being also, dudes in trucks are assholes (according to this thread)
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:47 |
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Justin Tyme posted:didn't happen fucker
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:47 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:True story: On my way to a movie theater we passed a convention center and I saw a guy in a Sagat costume from Street Fighter and yelled to my girlfriend, "Hey check out that Sagat!" Justin Tyme posted:didn't happen fucker
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:48 |
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gas the piece of poo poo
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:51 |
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Was giving my boy Justin a brojob in the park the other day and some clown comes by and calls us faggots. Needless to say we beat the poo poo out of him. We aint no faggots, that poo poo is unnatural After that I finished Justin off and we kissed and
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:51 |
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Too many Blazings ITT
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:52 |
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look man the other day i was smoking on a 14 inch long joint shaped like a dick and someone dropped the f bomb so you know me and my crew pounded that poo poo then we all went to the men's wear house and stole some bitching leather jacks cause thats loving rad as hell
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:54 |
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Op did you consider he was using grindr to specifically find fags and then call them names? Seems a little more likely than your version of the story
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:55 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest. as i was walking away i heard a "ding!" on my phone and i saw that the guy had liked me on grindr. today we are gay married
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:56 |
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Back in the 90s my cousin told me "yeah, gonna go to the mall and do some gay bashing", I think he's evolved since then, but hosed up that might actually still be a thing in tyool 2015.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:57 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:Op did you consider he was using grindr to specifically find fags and then call them names? Seems a little more likely than your version of the story drat this a good theory
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:58 |
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Kuato posted:Back in the 90s my cousin told me "yeah, gonna go to the mall and do some gay bashing", I think he's evolved since then, but hosed up that might actually still be a thing in tyool 2015. i've been doing gay bashing in mall bathrooms since 1973
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:58 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest. Well are you?
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:19 |
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you should've called him a human being first a pre-emptive strike
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:35 |
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congrats on making reddit front page op
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:37 |
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Al Cowens posted:Malls? People still go to those? yeah if you're poor enough
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:38 |
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What was his name op?
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:40 |
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And the boyfriends name was Albert Einstein
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:44 |
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Omi-Polari posted:you should've called him a human being first Lol
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:47 |
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Justin Tyme posted:didn't happen fucker
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:48 |
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Maybe if you had sucked his dick better he would not have insulted you.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 22:00 |
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Hobohemian posted:Maybe if you had sucked his dick better he would not have insulted you.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 22:01 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:i turned to him only to see him with his girlfriend. i said "i'm guessing that bigoted expression of heteronormativity might mean more to your girlfriend if you weren't yourself cruising guys on Grindr." then i showed her his profile on my phone which i just happened to have pulled up on my phone because he was the closest. Epic burn
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 22:09 |