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You can hug or shake hands with just about anyone, you handshake slut, but intercourse is such a gross thing to do with other humans that you'll gag unless the other person is attractive, smells nice, etc.
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Your mom smells like poo poo but with a bag over her head and a dose of air freshener she's still a decent lay OP
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Aug 31, 2015 06:52
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if you think about it gloryholes are sexual communism
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Aug 31, 2015 06:53
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I dont care, but im posting in your thread. Im eating pickles with peanut butter. Its pretty tasty.
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Aug 31, 2015 06:54
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sex is p gross
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Aug 31, 2015 06:55
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Moridin920 posted:sex is v gross Fixed.
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Aug 31, 2015 06:55
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Business Gorillas posted:if you think about it gloryholes are sexual communism I'd do a handshake gloryhole
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Aug 31, 2015 06:55
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If she can tickle my intellect she can tickle my pickle.
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Aug 31, 2015 06:56
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VendaGoat posted:If she can tickle my intellect she can tickle my pickle. counterpoint: i had an ex text me today and ask me if humans could get fleas
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Aug 31, 2015 06:58
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Business Gorillas posted:counterpoint: i had an ex text me today and ask me if humans could get fleas Lol what?
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Aug 31, 2015 06:59
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Business Gorillas posted:counterpoint: i had an ex text me today and ask me if humans could get fleas Mortally Inept?
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Aug 31, 2015 06:59
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Im eating pickles with peanut butter. Its pretty tasty. jfc you're hosed in the head, get help, seriously
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Aug 31, 2015 07:00
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we work together and i found a flea in the office. i told her about it so she didnt get fleas and she asked me if people got fleas. i asked her how the fleas got into the office if they weren't attached to someone. i'm also taking the week off and applying for jobs at other places. edit: i'm leaving for other reasons than the flea
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Aug 31, 2015 07:01
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Pudding Huxtable posted:jfc you're hosed in the head, get help, seriously Have you ever had it? Its pretty amazing.
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Aug 31, 2015 07:01
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Have you ever had it? I'd ask if your pregnant, but, yah. Business Gorillas posted:we work together and i found a flea in the office. i told her about it so she didnt get fleas and she asked me if people got fleas. See, now her question is just a horrible reflection on you.
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Aug 31, 2015 07:02
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i had another ex who believed she was almost raped by a ghost and talked about stopping her birth control and starting eating weeds on the side of the highway instead. most people are too smart to do sex with me edit: VendaGoat posted:See, now her question is just a horrible reflection on you.
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Aug 31, 2015 07:03
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Business Gorillas posted:
Admit it - the flea is shadowing you bc it's taking your job next week. How does it feel being replaced by a flea?
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Aug 31, 2015 07:05
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Admit it - the flea is shadowing you bc it's taking your job next week. How does it feel being replaced by a flea? well the flea is dead because i killed it, mostly because its large dick intimidated me 
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Aug 31, 2015 07:06
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Business Gorillas posted:i'm the good guy in this story because i told her about the flea I don't think the flea would agree with you.
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Aug 31, 2015 07:07
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stop loving morons
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Aug 31, 2015 07:08
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in retrospect i should have tried to leverage my killing of the flea and proven myself a viable sexual candidate to the other females in the office
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Aug 31, 2015 07:09
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eh, ive hosed men more than twice my age who most wouldn't consider "lookers" but they made up for x10 by being really really good in the sack. of course the money i get paid by rich older men for loving them certainly helps whisk away any remaining "disgust". and booze helps als- wait, did you mean external or internal gently caress bodily fjluids are natural and should be bathed in imo
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Aug 31, 2015 07:55
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Business Gorillas posted:if you think about it gloryholes are sexual communism full gloryhole now
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Aug 31, 2015 08:22
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women's hot bodies only slightly outweigh their horrible personalities
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Aug 31, 2015 08:47
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sex is gay, you dumbaSS
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Aug 31, 2015 10:01
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There's a dude at work whose breath is do rancid I actually had to restrain my gag reflex Diabetes is a helluva drug
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Aug 31, 2015 11:45
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Sex is gross but getting your dick sucked is pretty cool yo. Vaginas need a tongue can someone in silicone valley get to work on that?
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Aug 31, 2015 11:45
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Even sex between pretty people looks so stupid that, in order to enjoy watching it, the camera has to zoom in so far you can only see a few body parts as a time.
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Aug 31, 2015 13:15
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There's just too many bodily fluids being secreted, oozed and leaked at all times ! then there's the noises, and i'm not talking about those hot soft moans some women do
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Decebal posted:There's just too many bodily fluids being secreted, oozed and leaked at all times ! So then what are you taking about? The grunts from the dude?
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Aug 31, 2015 14:16
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notZaar posted:So then what are you taking about? The grunts from the dude? Well, I'm the dude, so there's no noises coming from me, but there's all kind of onomatopoeia being produced that are not that arousing. Plus some women make weird noises
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Aug 31, 2015 14:22
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Sometimes when I'm eating a spoonful of ice cream, my mouth makes a similar sound to the sound that a mouth makes when it is sucking on a penis. It is a strange sound and I don't like it nor would I want to associate eating ice cream with sucking on a penis.
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Aug 31, 2015 14:27
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Your mom smells like poo poo but with a bag over her head and a dose of air freshener she's still a decent lay OP I like to hang car freshners around her neck at all times, it helps
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Aug 31, 2015 14:43
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haha thats actually very true OP
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Aug 31, 2015 14:49
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Relevant to this thread. Fun theory: Prohibition means only beautiful people would procreate.
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Aug 31, 2015 14:55
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Android Bicyclist posted:Relevant to this thread. Money also makes people attractive.
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Aug 31, 2015 14:58
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Actually I think sex between two people who love each other is a beautiful act.
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Aug 31, 2015 15:01
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SHISHKABOB posted:Actually I think sex between two people who love each other is a beautiful act. beautiful on the inside maybe. Outside it looks stupid like two spastic apes gyrating on top of each other.
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Aug 31, 2015 15:02
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SHISHKABOB posted:Actually I think sex between two people who love each other is a beautiful act. You're just high on baby making chemicals, pal ! Get a whiff of reality and clear your head before you experience the comedown and end up in E/N
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Applewhite posted:Money also makes people attractive. its actually a less shallow metric for attractiveness
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