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What are some effective but socially reaponsible way to defend yourself from a female attack
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:17 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:43 |
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Pull my finger.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:17 |
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"I was wrong"
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:19 |
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pee yourself/void bowels
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:21 |
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eject your penis and as it flops around distracting them you can run the other way
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:22 |
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you need to make yourself appear physically bigger maybe bang some pot lids together theyre really quite timid make sure you hang anything they might think is food in a tree far away from where youre planning to sleep
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:24 |
point behind her so she looks away then turn into a camaro
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:31 |
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You grab her hand as she raises it like a wet noodle in order to hit you, then you shake her and say "get it together woman!" before delivering a firm but gentle slap to her bum
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:33 |
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Make out with a dude so she can't play the feminism card.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:34 |
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Feign a slap, perfom a quick decisive cuntpunt.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:36 |
murder her, jsut murder the gently caress out of her, murder her until she fdead
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:38 |
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Pull the trigger
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:40 |
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Wear a fedora and women will leave you alone.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:46 |
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This should work assuming you're already wearing a thong.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:46 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:47 |
you cuntpunt her (lol) then you get in a steamroller and you steam roll her while you foam at the mouth
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:50 |
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mobby_6kl posted:
This would also work against most goons
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:53 |
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punch them, they're weaker than men
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:54 |
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If you are in a developed area (e.g., campground, parking lot, lodging area) or if a female approaches you, act immediately to scare her away: make as much noise as possible by yelling very loudly (don't worry about waking people up if it's nighttime). If you are with other people, stand together to present a more intimidating figure, but do not surround the female.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:24 |
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immediately poo poo and piss yourselfMotherfucker posted:punch them, they're weaker than men yes, both physically and emotionally
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:29 |
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There is no self-defense against a woman ... their words are their weapons e: earplugs?
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:32 |
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Kick her in the oval office. Or run away. Both work.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:38 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:38 |
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stone cold stun her
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:12 |
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shotgun
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka5i2s-nMac
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:15 |
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Start talking about Warhammer
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:23 |
If what somebody is doing is real assault you have a right to defend youself regardless of gender and smashing her dumb face in becomes morally, ethically, and practically the best option.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:24 |
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XMNN posted:you need to make yourself appear physically bigger maybe bang some pot lids together theyre really quite timid so basically avoid these bears is what you're saying?
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:39 |
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I carry a rape whistle at all times and whenever a woman comes near me i throw it at her and run away.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:43 |
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Mad Monk posted:Pull my finger. As a woman, this is the correct answer. Although we can certainly fire back. And quite often, it is far more rank since we aren't supposed to fart where anyone can hear/smell it so hold it in all day. Men may lose the battle of the stench.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:46 |
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Some lady tried to put her hand in my pants one time but she was drunk so I was able to escape easily
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:46 |
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Comb your fingers through your nasty goon beard and flick the trapped crumbs into their eyes
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:04 |
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boom boom boom posted:Start talking about Warhammer
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:31 |
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just start screaming at the top of your lungs like an air raid siren until they run away
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:37 |
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mobby_6kl posted:
This is good. Also grabbing a clump of dirt and throwing into their eyes works too. You could also follow up the groin kick with eye rending. Just claw the eyes, claw!
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:40 |
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put a finger up your rear end and then smear poo poo all over her face
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:44 |
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Stab with a knife while wearing ill fitting gloves.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:48 |
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boom boom boom posted:Start talking about Warhammer Confirmed
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:43 |
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Cardigans
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:52 |