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Feb 20, 2004
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Anidav posted:

Lmao, Abbott is flying John Howard to Canning.

Hey everybody, remember the good old days.

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Feb 20, 2004
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A ll your dribbling poo poo

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Feb 20, 2004
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quote:

In his time on the Federal Circuit Court, Judge Street has heard an astonishing number of cases.

Between January and June this year, he delivered rulings in 286 cases. The other eight judges who sit on the Federal Circuit Court in Sydney delivered 357 cases combined.

I am no legal expert but this seems to be a huge number of cases considering the evidence to cover, even if these are preliminary hearings.

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Feb 20, 2004
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QUACKTASTIC posted:

gently caress me sideways

Liberalism is so great for tearing apart both the left and the right.

quote:

The child's parents were safe in Turkey. Turkey (for all its many faults) is a member of Nato, officially classified as free and democratic.

Haha good old Turkey, officially free and democratic.

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Feb 20, 2004
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One of two ­potential whistleblowers named by Mr Yates in the email, former Vodafone investigator Mark Burridge, has since committed suicide.

Holy loving poo poo. Throw the book at them.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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MikeJF posted:

The overwhelming saturation of American media we all stew in conditions everyone to think in presidential terms.

Ummm have you not heard of a little thing called

The Constitution

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Feb 20, 2004
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Serrath posted:

Did anything become of this or was it just hot air?

You are not imagining it and what actually happened was that the binding vote supporting gay marriage was abandoned and a proposal to reject the policy of boat turnbacks was voted down, it was truely a glorious display of middle road nothing policies.

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Feb 20, 2004
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I don't know what happened internally at the conference but Shorten came out in favour of boat turnbacks beforehand which probably scared off a lot of members and the gay marriage backdown was due to the SDA & Joe De Bruyn throwing their weight around.

Now have some excellent content.



Pee pee, doo doo, he is a bad president.

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Feb 20, 2004
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Raged posted:

I will cry, then laugh for days if Abbott survives this.

Honestly this would be the best result to ensure the Libs lose.

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Feb 20, 2004
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Haha oh Ricky...

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Feb 20, 2004
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:f5:

https://twitter.com/derridalicious/status/643310979221098496

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Feb 20, 2004
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Real talk it's incredible to think that after the speculation and leadership challenges of the last government that Abbott has lead an entirely incompetent administration dogged by the same leadership contests.

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Feb 20, 2004
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https://twitter.com/_AdamTodd/status/643324267422072832

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Feb 20, 2004
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:psyduck:

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Feb 20, 2004
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Haha jesus does Joe have so few friends in his party that no one would vote AGAINST Abbott for dumping him? Couldn't Joe try to cut his losses and jump to the Turnbull camp?

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Feb 20, 2004
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Orkin Mang posted:

i dont think its in his nature to resign.

I think he'd grenade the cabinet room before he would resign.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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Abbott looked determined and incredibly pissed off.

Solemn Sloth posted:

No sleep till Malcolm

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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The kiss of death

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Feb 20, 2004
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quote:

Political Alert
‏@political_alert
Defence Minister Kevin Andrews will hold a press conference at 7.10pm #libspill #auspol

Political Alert
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Leader of the Government in the Senate, Eric Abetz, will hold a press conference at 7.25pm #libspill #auspol

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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Molto bene

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Feb 20, 2004
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lol

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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gently caress

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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Bishop 70 votes vs Andrews 30 votes, speaks to both Bishop's endurance and Andrews' complete dullness

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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What uniforms will we be issued with for the new 1000 year Turnbull reign?

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Feb 20, 2004
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WMain00 posted:

For those of us in the UK who just saw the BBC report Abbott being ousted, what the gently caress what just happened? :stare:

Literally the worst conservative prime minister in history got dumped by his own party less than 2 years into his administration.

This was after the previous Labor government had dumped their leader twice during government and Abbott had ruthlessly criticised them for it.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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In the debates Turnbull will make Shorten look like a flaccid cabbage as he cracks jokes about him while everyone in the room laughs including all the assembled journalists and Shorten will try to speak up over them but his voice is suddenly squeeky and he tries harder, and he's yelling now, he's screaming with all his might but they can't hear him over the laughter which gets louder, and louder, and louder....

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Feb 20, 2004
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This is god drat incredible.

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Feb 20, 2004
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Digiwizzard posted:

All I ask for is that Bill Shorten mysteriously disappear and is never seen or heard from ever again.

Bilb Sporten returned to his home planet.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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Please, Please, Please, You Insane Bastards

More nutters losing it:

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Feb 20, 2004
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Could someone with some knowledge of the situation comment on this blog about the greens?

http://www.kieransreview.com/2015/09/15/greens-lurch-to-right-in-reshuffle/

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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quote:

That is a 24-point gain on the 31 per cent primary vote Ms McGowan achieved in 2013, when she snatched the seat from Mrs Mirabella.

Yeeeeeesssssssss

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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I know this was posted pages back but I have to quote it because holy poo poo Sheridan is well off the deep end.

Cartoon posted:

Opinions from the Arsetralian posted:
Tony Abbott loyal to a fault: why Philip was knighted

THE AUSTRALIAN SEPTEMBER 16, 2015 12:00AM Greg Sheridan Foreign Editor Melbourne

He can rightly claim that the new media environment made this exceptionally difficult. *laugh track* Abbott this week talked of the avalanche of sour, bitter commentary which much modern media comprises. This is especially so in digital media, particularly Twitter, which is designed it seems solely for ­extreme and most anonymous personal abuse. The politics of personal abuse have never been easier to practice. Nonetheless, Abbott is not ­exempt from his own failures as a communicator. Intelligent politicians like Abbott learn from the past. Politicians learn their most useful lessons from their mistakes. They learn the signals of when something is going wrong. Paradoxically, politicians learn the most dangerous lessons from their successes. The lessons they learn from their successes can be crippling. Abbott was an astonishingly successful opposition leader. He took the leadership by a single vote at a time when the Liberal Party was deeply riven and ­expected to lose many seats at the next election. Instead he united the party and took the Liberals to the brink of victory in 2010, and then won in 2013.

....

He needed to become a ubiquitous and friendly presence in Australian life, to have an open an easy dialogue with the Australian people. He had the ­potential to be the Liberals’ Bob Hawke. *laugh track* He had the same easy presence in a bar or at a community barbecue, the same mainstream Aussie bloke manner, along with a powerful ­intellect. *laugh track* I thought he would be a hit with the Howard battlers, ­labelled only far too late, and unsuccessfully, in his prime ministership as “Tony’s tradies”. *laugh track* Friends tried to get him to ­participate in long-form TV interviews, to take the risks of showing Australia who he really was, and to become much more engaged in media discussion. Abbott is without question a fine person. *laugh track* *laugh track* *laugh track* *laugh track* *laugh track* The basic human ingredients are of the highest order. But so often his virtues got him into trouble. And to end at the ­beginning, never more was this the case than on the question of loyalty.

The 'toxic, bias media' line is getting a big run from hard right commentators after Abbott's demise and is absolutely a pile of poo poo. Did Abbott have a hard run from the Daily Telegraph? The Courier Mail? The Australian? From Andrew Bolt and Miranda Devine? It's an incredible amount of self denial to say that Abbott, with a long history of being one of the worst speakers in politics and someone heavily prone to gaffes, had no responsibility in his words being reported and that it was in fact all a leftist conspiracy to twist his words around. Somehow Abbott was both a clear, direct communicator and also constantly being misinterpreted.

I see the right's bizarre obsession with Twitter also continues. When has Twitter ever factored into any of the major controversies that Abbott presided over? Sheridan goes on about Twitter having extreme and anonymous abuse, but when was that ever a factor in the government's performance in any way? He just threw it in there for good measure.

And the idea of Abbott ever, EVER being a potential Bob Hawke is so inconceivably delusional I cannot begin to comprehend it. Abbott never looked comfortable or easy chatting to the public. He didn't have any sense of the 'common person', despite his broad masculinity giving him some impression of having a 'mainstream Aussie bloke manner''. His religious zealotry and ascetic discipline is completely at odds with the typically relaxed Australian attitude for a start. If he went up to your 'average bloke' and started proselytising about family values they would tell him to stick it up his arse. Tony's tradies all thought he was a self-righteous dickhead, not someone you would have a beer with.

Abbott being deposed has really sent the hard right into revisionist mode.

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Feb 20, 2004
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Negligent posted:

what are the odds that Wyatt Roy becomes a parliamentary secretary or a Minister on Monday because YOUNG PEOPLE

Will have to wait 4 weeks to be eligible for his ministerial allowance, at which point they'll claim that they lost his application form.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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The premier voice on all matters political has now covered the spill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfcHr_xzzRU

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Feb 20, 2004
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markgreyam posted:




ahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3HvchF49AM

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Feb 20, 2004
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Birb Katter posted:

"all natural"

All natural gas.

In other news...

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/tafe-to-sell-off-27-sites-close-regional-campuses-20150912-gjl093.html

Leaked NSW cabinet document proposes selling off regional TAFEs and investing the money in (no joke) 'online learning'. Good luck learning a trade online. The future of education will be learning hairdressing over a dial-up connection.

smh posted:

The Baird government has prepared a list of 27 TAFE sites to be sold this financial year to raise $63 million to fund a shortfall in the IT budget.

A document marked "cabinet in confidence", seen by The Sun-Herald, shows the list of campuses across NSW earmarked for sale, and price tags.

They include the full TAFE sites at Chullora, Epping, Belrose, Scone, Dapto, Vincentia, Maclean, Murwillumbah, Corowa, Narrandera and Grenfell.

In 21 regional towns, TAFE would be closed or reduced through a partial sale, with classes diverted to other campuses.

The document suggests selling off the west side of Belmont TAFE at Lake Macquarie for $2.96 million and replacing classes with a limited "pop-up" service in a leased building.

The Chullora TAFE campus in western Sydney is expected to fetch $22 million, while the Belrose annex of Northern Sydney Institute is worth $8.5 million.

The document states TAFE NSW requires a $54.5 million increase in capital spending this year, including $32 million for new projects, which are in addition to those approved in the June budget.

But more than half of this spending, $17.5 million, is earmarked for IT. Another $10 million is to relocate services from the campuses being sold.

It is understood the sale was prompted by a November report from Infrastructure NSW, which told TAFE NSW to prepare an asset management plan to fund the expansion of online courses.

Skills Minister John Barilaro​ told a budget estimates hearing this month the government was looking at "ways of rationalising our asset base and reinvesting every dollar of that into information technology, into fantastic campuses".

But NSW Greens MLC John Kaye said the fire sale of buildings revealed in the cabinet document, and the push to cheaper online delivery, would have a negative impact on students.

Communities with high levels of unemployment are in line to lose TAFE facilities, he said.

"Asset recycling means fewer opportunities for face-to-face teaching and more money squandered on dodgy information technology," he said.

TAFE has been plagued by a blowout in the cost of a $576 million IT administration system known as Learning Management and Business Reform (LMBR). Mr Barilaro has admitted to Parliament the IT system failed during the January enrolment period.

The partial sale of campuses at Granville, Wollongong, Goulburn, Forbes, Bourke, Muswellbrook, Ballina, Albury and Glendale are listed in the document.

At the Sydney Institute, land at the Enmore design campus would be leased out, and an Ultimo building "repurposed".

Asked about the list of sites for sale Mr Barilaro said: "TAFE NSW regularly reviews its assets to ensure they provide the best resources for students and teachers."

The NSW government would invest in "online learning capabilities –not the LMBR system", Mr Barilaro said.
"Businesses and students want a blended learning environment because they provide job pathways for students and deliver options to study online or offsite with industry partners," he said.

Dr Kaye said: "The IT spending is largely aimed at cutting teaching staff and replacing face-to-face learning with online packages. Struggling students will pay the price of a government that is trying to reduce its investment in TAFE."

The document shows $10 million of the sale proceeds would be spent relocating courses from the Crows Nest TAFE, which was sold in July, and Chullora.

Metal fabrication courses were axed at Chullora last year, and teachers sacked.

Pred1ct
Feb 20, 2004
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Does anyone know anything about Simon Birmingham, the new education minister?

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Feb 20, 2004
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Birb Katter posted:

Penis in dead pigs mouth, photo evidence exists.

Bet that photo was destroyed the instant that story was published.

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Feb 20, 2004
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You Am I posted:

Wow Peter Costello has become a fat bastard

He honestly comes across as a very mediocre intellect trying his best be a worldy, incisive party elder, when he just sounds like a twat.

I'll say one thing though, his line that the Liberal party rewards success was dead on, they'll support Turnbull because they will always want to be the winner above all else.

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Feb 20, 2004
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Birdstrike posted:

Bill spent nigh on 2 years playing small target games and not standing for anything because he was afraid of being wedged by his own shadow.

Now maybe this was fine because a drover's dog could beat NTATA, but that's 2 years he should have spent explaining actual policies for the future. Heck, even one year.

I watched a bit of Q&A and Shorten said something like they were going to spend the next year developing policies. Like what has he been doing for the past 2 years? What basis was he elected by the party?

It's as bad as Abbott, running into the election with no policies in case having a position on something backfires. Hopeless.

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