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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
and like i'm actively using it and haven't enabled battery saver or anything

what the h*ck is going on goons?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you're using up the reserve battery that is there for idiots like you

plug it in

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

put the phone in ur butt

Desetr Eagle
Aug 21, 2015

by Ralp
apple or android this is important

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Desetr Eagle posted:

apple or android this is important

it's a moto x running android


Moridin920 posted:

you're using up the reserve battery that is there for idiots like you

plug it in

does this actually exist


Parallax Scroll posted:

put the phone in ur butt

what will that do

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

my phone has been at 45% for 1 minute and you don't see me making a thread about it

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

memy posted:


does this actually exist


depends on your phone

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
i think maybe you have superpowers op you should see a dr

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I met this dude once who claimed he pulled the charger out of his phone 'really fast' and somehow borked it and got around the 'limits' the manufacturer put on it and now it can just charge through the air whenever there's a plug nearby and it never dies

never did figure out what drugs that dude was on

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Moridin920 posted:

I met this dude once who claimed he pulled the charger out of his phone 'really fast' and somehow borked it and got around the 'limits' the manufacturer put on it and now it can just charge through the air whenever there's a plug nearby and it never dies

can confirm this works. electricity is basically just molecules, and the air is chock full of molecules if you know where to look ;)

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug

Moridin920 posted:

I met this dude once who claimed he pulled the charger out of his phone 'really fast' and somehow borked it and got around the 'limits' the manufacturer put on it and now it can just charge through the air whenever there's a plug nearby and it never dies

never did figure out what drugs that dude was on

Sounds like some pretty dull drugs to me!

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

memy posted:

and like i'm actively using it and haven't enabled battery saver or anything

what the h*ck is going on goons?

you're about to die motherfucker. it is a well known fact that time slows down right before death

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
haunaka but for iphones

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
OP holy poo poo youre gonna get a huge bill they charge like $0.99 per watt/hour if you dip into the reserve battery, that poo poo only works once

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

put the phone in ur butt

Then call yourself :3:

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
call the cops

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
i wish your posting was at 0% for 45 years

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

battery life is a lie, fight big battery

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My phone is plugged into a wall and doesn't require a battery. Idk what brand Meridian is but I've never once had to recharge it :shrug:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

I met this dude once who claimed he pulled the charger out of his phone 'really fast' and somehow borked it and got around the 'limits' the manufacturer put on it and now it can just charge through the air whenever there's a plug nearby and it never dies

never did figure out what drugs that dude was on

That the way it works unless you're always on the shitter when you use your phone because the charge particles stick to the poo poo particles real bad and that's why it stinks, also why people who live under high voltage wires stink more.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

memy posted:

and like i'm actively using it and haven't enabled battery saver or anything

what the h*ck is going on goons?

After a while the phone doesn't know how much charge the battery has, the best idea is to let it drain all the way and then charge it. See how that works.

Or, you could have borked it the last time you charged it and now you have unlocked the powers of an electric god.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Then call yourself :3:

i dont think the digitizer likes fingers with drying poop on them its just not doing anything :(

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
you are god now op

this is what god feels like

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

typical millennial staring at his phone for 45 min

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012

Parallax Scroll posted:

typical millennial staring at his phone forever

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Nothing has ever lost power when I was touching it.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

smash it, desttroy the telephone and free yoursefl

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

delete your friends, open youre veins, end the lie and end the pain

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

didnt mean for that to rhyme

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

lonesomedwarf posted:

delete your friends, open youre veins, end the lie and end the pain

TED BUNDY will miss you
H.H.Holmes will miss you
WORDS WITH FRIENDS #13 will miss you

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