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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Commie NedFlanders posted:

In mgsv if you grab a woman soldier and choke her, she gets off to it and thanks snake for it lol wawawewah

The dudes thank Snake for it too, they're all happy just to be on board.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

notZaar posted:

He thinks it's hilarious and is extremely chill about it.

if this were true he probably would have sold signed copies

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
big boss is probably the most retarded name for a character ever and japan is the absolute fuckin worst

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Nefarious posted:

big boss is probably the most retarded name for a character ever and japan is the absolute fuckin worst

Meet the big bad in Peace Walker:

Hot Coldman :colbert:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Korthal posted:

Meet the big bad in Peace Walker:

Hot Coldman :colbert:

you're serious aren't you

kojima smfh

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

mgs 5 is the first I ever played and the gameplay is rock solid, but holy poo poo it's like a japanese tom clancy fanfiction

the characters and the story are so very, very bad

"We're all demons, ocelot" *looks all serious at a guy with a hipster moustache and silk scarf*

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Son of Rodney posted:

mgs 5 is the first I ever played and the gameplay is rock solid, but holy poo poo it's like a japanese tom clancy fanfiction

the characters and the story are so very, very bad

"We're all demons, ocelot" *looks all serious at a guy with a hipster moustache and silk scarf*

don't you dare mock ocelot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

5'd

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

The Protagonist posted:

you're serious aren't you

kojima smfh

No he is the fake bad guy that you think is the bad guy, but then there is an ever badder guy later.

But that is his name.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Rahu posted:

No he is the fake bad guy that you think is the bad guy, but then there is an ever badder guy later.

But that is his name.

does zombie-ocelot's arm finally separate itself and grow a man and that woman is the real butch bitch from 3

that's my guess

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Son of Rodney posted:

mgs 5 is the first I ever played and the gameplay is rock solid, but holy poo poo it's like a japanese tom clancy fanfiction

the characters and the story are so very, very bad

"We're all demons, ocelot" *looks all serious at a guy with a hipster moustache and silk scarf*

That's kind of the point. MGS4 had a guy who habitually poo poo his pants which became a plot point. 3 had a ghost parrot. Just go with it.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Son of Rodney posted:

mgs 5 is the first I ever played and the gameplay is rock solid, but holy poo poo it's like a japanese tom clancy fanfiction

the characters and the story are so very, very bad

"We're all demons, ocelot" *looks all serious at a guy with a hipster moustache and silk scarf*

I don't think tom clancy has a part of the book where the protagonist kills a bunch of marines or ends with the line "ours [America] is a society that murders the innocent."

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L1WYMKSaTA

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I did a thing, it's not big boss, he's behind the camera.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012


lmbo

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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:nws: http://i.imgur.com/fuG5zhR.jpg

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Ground Zeros game over screen.

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem

He looks happy, because he finally unlocked the "Fulton +Children" upgrade.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solemn Lemons posted:

He looks happy, because he finally unlocked the "Fulton +Children" upgrade.

:pusheen:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
You mean everyone is Venom Snake, Big Boss doesn't have those spikes on his head

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Solemn Lemons posted:

He looks happy, because he finally unlocked the "Fulton +Children" upgrade.

:eyepop:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ArtIsResistance posted:

You mean everyone is Venom Snake, Big Boss doesn't have those spikes on his head

Venom Snake is just what they call him in MGSV. In MGS3 they called him Naked Snake.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]

notZaar posted:

Venom Snake is just what they call him in MGSV. In MGS3 they called him Naked Snake.

keep playing the game

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

notZaar posted:

Venom Snake is just what they call him in MGSV. In MGS3 they called him Naked Snake.
His name is Punished "Venom" Snake, get it right :rolleyes:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Les Poulets Terribles

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Sep 27, 2015

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




STALIN PLAYED US LIKE A drat FIDDLE

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Battle Rockers
Aug 3, 2008

i wanna witness ur slit

im dying

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

notZaar posted:

Venom Snake is just what they call him in MGSV. In MGS3 they called him Naked Snake.

Venom Snake isn't big boss though.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn

*farts*

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Romes128 posted:

Venom Snake isn't big boss though.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn

*farts*

It's funny because I tried spoiling this for my friend but he just outright refused to believe me, so he wasn't pissed off.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Dang, that's a spoiler. Although I am curious to see how they justify this without playing the secret clone card again.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

notZaar posted:

Dang, that's a spoiler. Although I am curious to see how they justify this without playing the secret clone card again.

Nanomachines, son!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

notZaar posted:

Dang, that's a spoiler. Although I am curious to see how they justify this without playing the secret clone card again.

Shell game fuckery. It's actually pretty sensible considering it's Kojima

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Nanomachines, son!

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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Facial reconstruction surgery over like 3 days. Seriously. Lol.

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