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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-bsTkkXVY

Rosters expand tomorrow, which means a bunch of dudes you never heard of coming up from the minors. Maybe some of them won't even be lovely!

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Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Stephen Harper is at the Jays game so I hope he gets booed out the building and the Jays lose by 10

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Second batter of the game, Cleveland is bunting. :laffo:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
That caricature of Price was amazing.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Outlaw 1, Smugbirds 0

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Bartolo Colon was one pitch away from starting the game with an immaculate inning, but that jerk Altherr fouled the ninth pitch off.

e: i looked at Aaron Altherr's bbr page, and he doesn't look like a jerk. i take it back.

iKickDogs fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Sep 1, 2015

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

SNY has a kid doing play by play. This usually leads to a Mets home run.


e: kid called bartolo "the heavy hitter"

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
If you are in the New York area or otherwise have access to SNY, this is the half-inning to watch, because this year's "Kid Caster" winner is in the booth, which often means a HR for the Mets.

This year's kidcaster is named Dante, and likes sabermetrics! He just called Bartolo Colon a heavy hitter.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
It's the annual kids caster contest winners turn to call an inning. *mute*

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Kid just got to call a Bartolo Colon AB. Livin' the dream.

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Dante really hits the T in Conforto.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Kidcaster Dante Sasso says the last Mets leadoff hitter with home run power before Granderson was Tommie Agee. UMM EXCUSE ME LITTLE KID BUT WE HAD RICKEY HENDERSON AT ONE POINT

Edit: This kid sure has all his broadcasting cliches down though

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
No dingers, no antics. It's almost as if there's some evil presence in the stadium, sucking all the fun and joy out of this Blue Jays baseball game.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Arrieta's getting honored at Wrigley :3:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




shadok posted:

No dingers, no antics. It's almost as if there's some evil presence in the stadium, sucking all the fun and joy out of this Blue Jays baseball game.

And they keep panning to and talking about said evil. :mad:

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



shadok posted:

No dingers, no antics. It's almost as if there's some evil presence in the stadium, sucking all the fun and joy out of this Blue Jays baseball game.

Stephen Harper very closely resembles my father so every time this happens it's particularly upsetting to me.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Prediction: Votto goes 8-13 this series, but the Cubs sweep

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Harper needs to get the gently caress out of the stadium.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That feels like it's the 5th Fowler lead-off double we've stranded this week.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Oppo boppo for Conforto

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

where the gently caress are my dingers

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
7 hits now for Colon!

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Yet another Colon hit.

Edit: And it's worth a run, because Granderson homered behind him :woop:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Curtis smash.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

drat Salazar is nasty

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
WOOO

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

MVP MVP MVP

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
A very MVP triple.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Josh Donaldson for Prime Minister

Len Dykstra
Oct 24, 2010
suck it Trout

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

m v p

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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You're not facing Kluber, Bumgarner, and Kershaw this week, Cubs. It's okay to score runs against the Reds.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


At first, I thought the mascot was wearing a jedi outfit and it was some kinda Star Wars day. Which makes perfect sense with a real life Sith Lord in the building.

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
This has been a pretty great pitching battle to watch.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Ugh Tim McCarver is doing ANOTHER series?

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
Hit streak preserved!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

That feels like it's the 5th Fowler lead-off double we've stranded this week.

Solution: Hit homers instead

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Dexter is so handsome :swoon:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Solution: Hit homers instead

Yeah pretty sure he's tired of being lobbed all the time.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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No need to commit more errors, Starlin. The no-hitter's already been broken up.

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