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howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW
And be honest dammit.

https://youtu.be/l0kDVgfToV8

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

I get laid every time OP makes a good thread so :suicide:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

you've been spamming us for what a year and you have 493 followers

for reference an unattractive woman talking about literally nothing on youtube gets about 2000 followers, and they dont even do any editing or props or the beard or anything else

lol

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Like almost never.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Like almost never.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
EAT MY FECALS YOU SPAMMY BiTCh


haha j/k gratz on another hit thread!

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
frequency def drops off once married. then once pregnant, forget about it. witness me, ahhhhh.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

brizna posted:

frequency def drops off once married. then once pregnant, forget about it. witness me, ahhhhh.

Sorry about your dud MILF :(

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i lay down every night when i go to bed, so i guess once per day

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

JiveHonky posted:

EAT MY FECALS YOU SPAMMY BiTCh


haha j/k gratz on another hit thread!

I might be all this forum has

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

about once every three days op's mom comes over and gives me some stanky on the hangdown.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

I am asexual :smug:

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

Hell Yeah posted:

about once every three days op's mom comes over and gives me some stanky on the hangdown.

Well she has been divorced for awhile.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Talas posted:

I am asexual :smug:
no you aren't, you just can't get anyone to love you

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

JiveHonky posted:

EAT MY FECALS YOU SPAMMY BiTCh


haha j/k gratz on another hit thread!

And why are you posting off topic?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hell Yeah posted:

about once every three days op's mom comes over and gives me some stanky on the hangdown.

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

symbolic posted:

no you aren't, you just can't get anyone to love you

Hey! Be nice!

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

verily carefree posted:

I get laid every time OP makes a good thread so :suicide:

:(

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
this thread sux my nux

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Very rarely

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

let me in mom!!! posted:

this thread sux my nux

Cos it depresses you

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Like almost never.

Like never.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I only generally get laid after I get my paycheck

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I am saving my rock-hard dick for OP's rotting corpse. let's make some magic!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I usually lay there every now and then and some fat skank I meet off craigslist makes me cum in under a minute and then I'm done and she'll leave all disappointed; I basically rinse and repeat the formula. Might have to move to a new town eventually. :shrug:

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
Once

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

Kuato posted:

I usually lay there every now and then and some fat skank I meet off craigslist makes me cum in under a minute and then I'm done and she'll leave all disappointed; I basically rinse and repeat the formula. Might have to move to a new town eventually. :shrug:

This forum is depressing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

howlard posted:

This forum is depressing

WELCOME TO REAL LIFE!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
someone please ban this human being

howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

Enfield posted:

someone please ban this human being

You can always ignore me you know

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

howlard posted:

You can always ignore me you know

lick my butt

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

op I didn't click ur goddamn link but I gave your mom my dilz

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I never get to have sex, I'm married!

I'll be on at the Comedy Barn at 8 pm this Thursday, folks.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Roger Craig posted:

I never get to have sex, I'm married!

I'll be on at the Comedy Barn at 8 pm this Thursday, folks.

whats ur podcast?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
The answer for everyone everywhere is "not enough."

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp

Enfield posted:

someone please ban this human being

Whilst I agree, you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SKELETON GHOST posted:

Whilst I agree, you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that

sorry i accidently signed my post

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp

Baracula posted:

whats ur podcast?

It's a cool podcast with a guest comedian every week! We talk about life, comedy, and video games!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SKELETON GHOST posted:

Whilst I agree, you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that


SKELETON GHOST posted:

Whilst I agree


lmao

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howlard
Aug 27, 2015

by XyloJW

AHAHAHAHA

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