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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
being fat is a choice

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PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
first post

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Jesus helped them to win.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Crossfit is bad.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I had the thought to make this thread a week ago but didn't want anyone to tell me to suck their dick.

Suck my dick.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Glory days

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
It is possible to do anything 110%

DannyTanner
Jan 9, 2010

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Balance

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
PEDs don't make my dick small

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

no loving way

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

haphazardly putting masking tape on my body will make me perform better at my chosen activity

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Collegiate-level athletics are a good investment for everyone's tuition money

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
North Korea is a pretty cool place.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
stepping on the baseline will magically affect the outcome of the ballgame

this is true, dont step on the line

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
stay hydrated

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

being fat is a choice

they're right

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

Collegiate-level athletics are a good investment for everyone's tuition money

that college athletics generate poo poo tons of money for the school at the expense of those students body. tuition money isn't even in the picture at a high performance school.
is what they believe

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

stupid athletes will believe anything

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Title 9 is good

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

Title 9 is good

actually every male athlete I know wont shut the gently caress up about how bad it is.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Seriouspost: Crossfit.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ChairmanMeow posted:

actually every male athlete I know wont shut the gently caress up about how bad it is.

Wel they aren't Female athletes. I didn't know the Thread rules

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That God exists and that he cares about their sporting event.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Wearing Vibrams will make your feet stronger rather than break them

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
put tape around your.limbs to secure them and make them more powerful

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

Wel they aren't Female athletes. I didn't know the Thread rules

no you are right.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
nanobubbles protected my brain

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Its not whether you win or lose it's how you play the game.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'm helping society!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastic_therapeutic_tape

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

being fat is a choice

Being fat is a choice.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
that kinesiology degree they got is actually going to be useful once they don't get drafted

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
American champion = world champion

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

drat horror queefs posted:

American champion = world champion

what, like this isn't true? whats your best football team, rest of the world? and i dont mean soccer, fags.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
This will last forever. I will easily transition into broadcasting and not live under a bridge.

It's ok to smack up a kid or girlfriend.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

that kinesiology degree they got is actually going to be useful once they don't get drafted

They're all going to be drafted.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

By pouring money into this hollow food/music venture I will increase my wealth exponentially!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

that actually works, tho

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

i haven't hit my skill peak, i just need to workout/practice harder

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

shiksa posted:

what, like this isn't true? whats your best football team, rest of the world? and i dont mean soccer, fags.

It is true. There isn't a single real sport on Earth that the Americans don't dominate at.

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