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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Everyone knows that college is the best four years of your life. We here in GBS want to help YOU make the most out of these crucial first weeks of your freshman year! What classes should I take? What clubs should I join? What parties should I go to? Whose dick should I suck? Your friends in GBS will answer these questions and more!!!

Ask away, guys!

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
very carefully

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
'KEEP YA DO OPEN!'

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
First, submit to the knowledge that no matter what degree you "may" graduate with, you are going to be in crippling debt for, at least, ten years of your life.

Honestly. Spend four years working up the most debt having the most fun you can. Then buy a bullet and rent a gun.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

how do i make friends???

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

First, submit to the knowledge that no matter what degree you "may" graduate with, you are going to be in crippling debt for, at least, ten years of your life.

Honestly. Spend four years working up the most debt having the most fun you can. Then buy a bullet and rent a gun.

Fantastic start!

You new college students don't know how good you have it. You have your whole lives ahead of you. You're nothing but potential right now. You can do anything. You're all just so young. So beautiful.

God I'd give anything to be back there, you know what I mean? Ha ha.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Public policy is a good racket if you're lazy and unmotivated FYI, tough to get a foot into the door for the real cushy positions though.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
college was awful and it's a miracle i didn't kill myself by either an accidental OD or an intentional bullet to the head

i like working more

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

how do i do the sex op?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i never went to college

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

LEAVE UR DOOR OPEN

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fonzarelli posted:

LEAVE UR DOOR OPEN
i do but my loving roommate always closes it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

i never went to college

Burned out beforehand?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat posted:

Burned out beforehand?

i got a job at the dick sucking factory

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Enfield posted:

i got a job at the dick sucking factory

wouldn't that require lips?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Enfield posted:

i got a job at the dick sucking factory

Those motherfuckers told me they weren't hiring. Fuckkkkkkkkk

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

NecroMonster posted:

wouldn't that require lips?

im.not working at the dick sucking factory anymore, i prefer to work with my hands

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Take your door off the hinges so that it's always open.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i'm about to graduate with a pretty good degree and now i don't have any respect for people who went to college because in the end it was super easy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

what's the best flavor of ramen? i'm leaning towards beef.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

symbolic posted:

what's the best flavor of ramen? i'm leaning towards beef.

Shramp.

With siracha

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

only hang out with rich people in college and spend their parents money

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nonsense posted:

only hang out with rich people in college and spend their parents money

If you are this smart, skip college and go into investment banking.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Commit crimes, because campus police aint real police


unless they are.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Don't just focus on your studies, college is a place to grow as a person and have new experiences. Make sure to make time to get date-raped.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

ChrisHansen posted:

Commit crimes, because campus police aint real police


unless they are.

thanks, stealing this to post on yik yak

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

texaholic posted:

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

don't actually do this

unless you're like a communications or sociology or poli sci major.

Then yeah, smoke weed erryday

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Be smart in class, be stupid outside of class hth

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

spacemang_spliff posted:

don't actually do this

unless you're like a communications or sociology or poli sci major.

Then yeah, smoke weed erryday
i-i am a comm major

:eng99:

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

symbolic posted:

i-i am a comm major

:eng99:

you're clearly not good at it

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

symbolic posted:

i-i am a comm major

:eng99:

get tokin poosay

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

spacemang_spliff posted:

don't actually do this

unless you're like a communications or sociology or poli sci major.

Then yeah, smoke weed erryday

Uh, why these three?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
try not to fall out of a window when you're hosed up.

you'll disappoint your dad, make you mom sad, and be the dead rear end laughing stock of campus

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

VendaGoat posted:

Uh, why these three?

it wasn't an inclusive list but they're the easy majors.

throw in education too

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
how long until blogging is a major?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

you're clearly not good at it
i'm on the somethingawful forums, i don't have to be good at anything here

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
are there even any college freshman on here anymore?> I thought we all just sorta progressed to nearing 30 something burnouts and alcoholics

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Keep ur door open

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
keep your butt open

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