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Everyone knows that college is the best four years of your life. We here in GBS want to help YOU make the most out of these crucial first weeks of your freshman year! What classes should I take? What clubs should I join? What parties should I go to? Whose dick should I suck? Your friends in GBS will answer these questions and more!!! Ask away, guys!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:02 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:45 |
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very carefully
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:03 |
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'KEEP YA DO OPEN!'
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:04 |
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First, submit to the knowledge that no matter what degree you "may" graduate with, you are going to be in crippling debt for, at least, ten years of your life. Honestly. Spend four years working up the most debt having the most fun you can. Then buy a bullet and rent a gun.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:06 |
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how do i make friends???
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:09 |
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VendaGoat posted:First, submit to the knowledge that no matter what degree you "may" graduate with, you are going to be in crippling debt for, at least, ten years of your life. Fantastic start! You new college students don't know how good you have it. You have your whole lives ahead of you. You're nothing but potential right now. You can do anything. You're all just so young. So beautiful. God I'd give anything to be back there, you know what I mean? Ha ha.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:09 |
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Public policy is a good racket if you're lazy and unmotivated FYI, tough to get a foot into the door for the real cushy positions though.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:12 |
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college was awful and it's a miracle i didn't kill myself by either an accidental OD or an intentional bullet to the head i like working more
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:15 |
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SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:16 |
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how do i do the sex op?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:17 |
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i never went to college
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:21 |
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LEAVE UR DOOR OPEN
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:22 |
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Fonzarelli posted:LEAVE UR DOOR OPEN
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:23 |
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Enfield posted:i never went to college Burned out beforehand?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:24 |
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VendaGoat posted:Burned out beforehand? i got a job at the dick sucking factory
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:27 |
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Enfield posted:i got a job at the dick sucking factory wouldn't that require lips?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:28 |
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Enfield posted:i got a job at the dick sucking factory Those motherfuckers told me they weren't hiring. Fuckkkkkkkkk
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:29 |
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NecroMonster posted:wouldn't that require lips? im.not working at the dick sucking factory anymore, i prefer to work with my hands
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:31 |
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Take your door off the hinges so that it's always open.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:31 |
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i'm about to graduate with a pretty good degree and now i don't have any respect for people who went to college because in the end it was super easy
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:32 |
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what's the best flavor of ramen? i'm leaning towards beef.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:34 |
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symbolic posted:what's the best flavor of ramen? i'm leaning towards beef. Shramp. With siracha
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:38 |
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only hang out with rich people in college and spend their parents money
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:39 |
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Nonsense posted:only hang out with rich people in college and spend their parents money If you are this smart, skip college and go into investment banking.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:40 |
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Commit crimes, because campus police aint real police unless they are.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:41 |
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Don't just focus on your studies, college is a place to grow as a person and have new experiences. Make sure to make time to get date-raped.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:41 |
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ChrisHansen posted:Commit crimes, because campus police aint real police thanks, stealing this to post on yik yak
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:42 |
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texaholic posted:SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY don't actually do this unless you're like a communications or sociology or poli sci major. Then yeah, smoke weed erryday
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:45 |
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Be smart in class, be stupid outside of class hth
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:45 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:don't actually do this
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:45 |
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symbolic posted:i-i am a comm major you're clearly not good at it
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:47 |
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symbolic posted:i-i am a comm major get tokin poosay
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:47 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:don't actually do this Uh, why these three?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:47 |
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try not to fall out of a window when you're hosed up. you'll disappoint your dad, make you mom sad, and be the dead rear end laughing stock of campus
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:48 |
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VendaGoat posted:Uh, why these three? it wasn't an inclusive list but they're the easy majors. throw in education too
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:48 |
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how long until blogging is a major?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:48 |
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:you're clearly not good at it
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:49 |
are there even any college freshman on here anymore?> I thought we all just sorta progressed to nearing 30 something burnouts and alcoholics
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:49 |
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Keep ur door open
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:50 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:45 |
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keep your butt open
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