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Everyone knows that college is the best four years of your life. We here in GBS want to help YOU make the most out of these crucial first weeks of your freshman year! What classes should I take? What clubs should I join? What parties should I go to? Whose dick should I suck? Your friends in GBS will answer these questions and more!!!

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VendaGoat posted:

First, submit to the knowledge that no matter what degree you "may" graduate with, you are going to be in crippling debt for, at least, ten years of your life.

Honestly. Spend four years working up the most debt having the most fun you can. Then buy a bullet and rent a gun.

Fantastic start!

You new college students don't know how good you have it. You have your whole lives ahead of you. You're nothing but potential right now. You can do anything. You're all just so young. So beautiful.

God I'd give anything to be back there, you know what I mean? Ha ha.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

how long until blogging is a major?

i fully expect to see mfa programs in blogging any day now, if there aren't any already

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spacemang_spliff posted:

fixed for the liberal arts student

better be rear end cancer or it doesn't count

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Jesus Christ posted:

College is all about asserting dominance and showing no fear. The first thing you should do when you arrive on campus is find the biggest, toughest, blackest linebacker on your school's football team and put his penis in your mouth.

don't make eye contact though -- he'll take it as a sign of aggression

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Robo Reagan posted:

communications major

"It's really important to get your name out there, you know?"

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