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1. That God exists and he cares about their lovely lives.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:20 |
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Okay...
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:20 |
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pretty depressing thread man
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:21 |
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2. they're good people
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:22 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:1. That God exists and he cares about their lovely lives. This is true, by the way
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:22 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:This is true, by the way I know it's truly what Christians believe.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:22 |
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Think the end times will happen in their lifetime
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:23 |
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think the bible was written by god, and not men
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:23 |
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door2door will increase number of believers
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:24 |
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4. vampires drink ipas 4b. vampires watch hockey on television
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:25 |
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That eternal damnation isn't worth the tradeoff for the intensely satisfying experience of sodomy.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:27 |
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6. judas priest is better than iron maiden
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:28 |
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12. cats make good friend substitutes
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:28 |
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Gatekeeper posted:6. judas priest is better than iron maiden
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:30 |
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23. have-a-heart traps are for fags, get a real mousetrap that kills the fuckin vermin, if your kids think its mean you should hit them until they stop being pussies
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:30 |
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Gatekeeper posted:23. have-a-heart traps are for fags, get a real mousetrap that kills the fuckin vermin, if your kids think its mean you should hit them until they stop being pussies this obviously is wrong, saving the life of a cool lil mouse is extremely awesome and is actually what god wants from us
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:31 |
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idk op have you met jesus before he seems alright
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:32 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:This is true, by the way nah
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:35 |
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That the stories in the Bible are special and inspired by god instead of simply being one more mythology among many others that existed in that area.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:35 |
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Snatch Duster posted:idk op have you met jesus before I've never met Jesus. Neither has any of the authors that wrote the books in the bible.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:35 |
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Moola posted:nah Yeah, it is
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:35 |
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Kanthulhu posted:I've never met Jesus. Neither has any of the authors that wrote the books in the bible. they met him in heaven bruh
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:36 |
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in their moses fanfic they copy/pasted sargon's origin story and changed the name
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:38 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Yeah, it is nope lol
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:38 |
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Moola posted:nope lol Praying for you, goonfriend
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:39 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Praying for you, goonfriend Christians believe praying does anything at all.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:40 |
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dont bother god not real, so what?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:40 |
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in old gibs everyone was atheist and it feels like new gibs theres lots of rage against atheists cause of this furthermore faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart gently caress my assssssssssssssssssssssssss
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:41 |
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Kanthulhu posted:Christians believe praying does anything at all. Now I have your soul to pray for as well. The list keeps getting longer and longer...
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:43 |
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Moola posted:in old gibs everyone was atheist and it feels like new gibs theres lots of rage against atheists cause of this atheism is bunk dick dorkins ruined it and its not cool any more
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:46 |
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307. theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:48 |
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ol dicky dork dicked the thism
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:48 |
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Christians should read Zealot: the Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. By putting Jesus and the Bible in an historical context, it pretty much smashes the idea of any literal truth to the Bible.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:49 |
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Snatch Duster posted:atheism is bunk nah
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:50 |
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you don't get it cuz you are a robot
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:51 |
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24) Sometime eight to ten thousand years ago, Rita Repulsa sought to conquer many worlds in the universe. Among the opposition was Zordon. War broke out between Zordon and the factions of Rita. This war stretched for 2,000 years and across countless planets. In the closing days of the war, Zordon challenged Rita to a final meeting in which the fate of the universe would be decided through a coin toss. Using the Power Coins, Zordon won the coin toss and sealed Rita and her minions into a space dumpster where they were to reside for eternity, but Rita would enact one final act of defiance by using her powers to banish Zordon into a time warp in which he existed outside normal time. His only communication with the outside world would be through an energy tube.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:55 |
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666.) LOL
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:56 |
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Applewhite posted:Christians should read Zealot: the Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. By putting Jesus and the Bible in an historical context, it pretty much smashes the idea of any literal truth to the Bible. how can the bible be wrong when it is the truth?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:57 |
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let me in mom!!! posted:666.) LOL ur wrong, it's actually 616) LOL
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overheard Christians discussing how angry they get that their neighbours mow their lawns on Sunday
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