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regret is for dorks and parents
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:08 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:50 |
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this thread
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:09 |
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Gatekeeper posted:
i had a lisa frank trapperkeeper just like this
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:11 |
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your mother
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:12 |
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Gatekeeper posted:
leg, arm, neck, foot? the gently caress am i looking at
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:15 |
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I once hosed this huge fat chick. I mean, like I wasn't sure if I was "In" her, type fat....symbolic posted:your mother I see I'm not the only one.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:19 |
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loving a dude in an ACDC shirt that i met at a frat party when i was just slightly too old to be going to frat parties worst lay i've ever had, to this day, but i feel like i learned something about myself, and that thing is that i have no qualms about putting a half-asleep dude out of my apartment in at 7am when it's 10 degrees (f) out
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:28 |
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paid a dollar to have someone fart in my mouth
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:30 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739539
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:31 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:32 |
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Champenema posted:paid a dollar to have someone fart in my mouth I posted a joke ad on CL saying I'd pay people $100 to fart on me, got a bunch of dudes messaging me and some couples messaging me saying the idea sounded really hot and they couldn't wait to do it lol.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:33 |
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I like anime and cosplay.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:33 |
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I had gay sex with an obese man. As he mounted me all i could smell was old bacon greese. Afterwards we got baconaters from wendys.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:33 |
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loving your mom
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:34 |
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stfu dad
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:34 |
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Any time I ever cheated and didn't get caught.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:38 |
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driving in circles at 50 mph in some random farmer's fallow cornfield in nebraska at night
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:04 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:driving in circles at 50 mph in some random farmer's fallow cornfield in nebraska at night being in the back seat of a similar escapade but in Ohio
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:08 |
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loving a fake-famous guy close to 3x my age who was a pretentious religious zealot douchebag who hates gay people and is publicly engaged. he paid me a lot of money and i can always gloat inwardly about knowing how much of a loving scumbag he is (and how awful in the sack) and laugh in the faces of his 13 year old fangirls
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:42 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:loving a fake-famous guy close to 3x my age who was a pretentious religious zealot douchebag who hates gay people and is publicly engaged. he paid me a lot of money and i can always gloat inwardly about knowing how much of a loving scumbag he is (and how awful in the sack) and laugh in the faces of his 13 year old fangirls ah
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:44 |
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i do not regret messing around with other guys gfs
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:54 |
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crashing my car into an old lady's she loving asked for it by creeping into my lane when i didn't have to stop e: don't worry she was ok because i only hit the front of her car but it did like $2500 worth of damage the only part i regret is having to pay for the repairs on my car RISCy Business fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Sep 1, 2015 |
# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:57 |
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i do regret post poo poo
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:13 |
my white priviledge
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:15 |
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I own nine Spongebob Squarepants DVDs.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:29 |
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posted on something awful
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:00 |
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The fact that i'm old enough that i'll probably die of natural causes before the rest of you start having to resort to canabalism due to global warming.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:54 |
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i regularly post on a urine fetishist forum with the name "little sissy pissypants"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 09:28 |
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i've paid actual money, repeatedly, to see guns n roses perform. like today's guns n roses, not the cool one with slash and those guys. but you know what? it was still cool. some dad smoked a doob with me at one of the shows. he called it a "tubular doobular" and i'm sorry but that's really cool
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:11 |
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im a virgin and soon 40, no regrets
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:18 |
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I dont regret living. Despite horrible depression, life being in absolute ruins and actively getting worse, being a big sexual deviant... I'm still happy that I'm alive
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:18 |
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tubular doobular would be a good name for the hot dog bigot you guys like so much
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:20 |
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The hookup I had this last weekend. Turns out the guy is a total whore and now I have a leaky dick
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:27 |
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I was raised catholic and I'm supposed to feel really bad about pulling on my dick but I don't. Hail Satan.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:36 |
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InterFaced posted:I was raised catholic and I'm supposed to feel really bad about pulling on my dick but I don't. Hail Satan.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:10 |
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symbolic posted:this but with more teenage rebellion
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:17 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:loving a fake-famous guy close to 3x my age who was a pretentious religious zealot douchebag who hates gay people and is publicly engaged. he paid me a lot of money and i can always gloat inwardly about knowing how much of a loving scumbag he is (and how awful in the sack) and laugh in the faces of his 13 year old fangirls Josh Duggar?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:23 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:24 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:loving a fake-famous guy close to 3x my age who was a pretentious religious zealot douchebag who hates gay people and is publicly engaged. he paid me a lot of money and i can always gloat inwardly about knowing how much of a loving scumbag he is (and how awful in the sack) and laugh in the faces of his 13 year old fangirls what kind of loser has sex with obama
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:31 |
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Should, but don't.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:45 |