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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Big Randy wants to fuck and snort some cocaine
 
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Whiskey Sours posted:

cocaine's fun

you get drunk, snort some cocaine and you feel great!

so you drink more, snort more cocaine, repeat until 4 in the morning feeling great the whole time

then you wake up next to a transvestite and its 1 in the afternoon and you slept on a box of potato wedges from 7-11 you dont remember buying and you were supposed to check out of your hotel at 11 and where the hell is my drivers license

true story

I think that's actually the plot from leisure suit Larry, but fine you own it so..

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