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(girl or guy).
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:04 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:06 |
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If you kill a bartrnder you have to take their place
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:06 |
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i'm a gay male so i can't kill guys. guess i'm female.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:07 |
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Very carefully. HTH
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:14 |
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step one find bar step two tend it
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:16 |
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Bartenders have to be better at drinking than everyone else in the bar.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:18 |
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http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Bartender
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:18 |
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Also good to keep in mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YbjzztYbUo
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:19 |
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Truck Stop Stall posted:i'm a gay male so i can't kill guys. guess i'm female. If you're a gay male, I'm assuming you want to work in a gay bar. So, find one where you can actually shoot the poo poo with the bartenders, and become a regular there. Shoot the poo poo lots with the bartenders and other patrons. In passing, mention that you'd love to become a bartender. I've literally never known a bartender at a gay bar that didn't get the job as a regular customer who got a recommendation from another bartender.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:20 |
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criscodisco posted:If you're a gay male, I'm assuming you want to work in a gay bar. So, find one where you can actually shoot the poo poo with the bartenders, and become a regular there. Shoot the poo poo lots with the bartenders and other patrons. In passing, mention that you'd love to become a bartender. the bar i'm a regular at has all female bartenders because i'm uncomfortable with my homosexual urges.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:25 |
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Truck Stop Stall posted:the bar i'm a regular at has all female bartenders because i'm uncomfortable with my homosexual urges. That's sad and unfortunate for you, but my expertise really doesn't extend into the straight bar world. It does seem, though, that the type of place that only has female bartenders sort of has a theme going that doesn't include your fruity rear end.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:30 |
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Bartending school and/or connections. It's not exactly rocket science. The schools are a few weeks or months long and people mostly pay for them cuz they keep tabs on local bar staffing levels and have listings, like an agency. It's a sketchy business though so face time with an owner is the gold standard. Job standards and sketchy poo poo are all over the place so its good to know exactly what you're getting into before signing up at any particular joint.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:31 |
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Go to bartending school and learn how to make drinks poorly. Then go to a bar and get laughed at for going to bartending school. Hope this was helpful to you.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:31 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Go to bartending school and learn how to make drinks poorly. Then go to a bar and get laughed at for going to bartending school. Hope this was helpful to you. please do not mock my mixology degree i bought a frame and everything
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:39 |
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u have to get drunk a lot at the bar
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:43 |
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i get drunk a lot at home, so i cant work
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:45 |
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Be Chris McMillan
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:54 |
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if you have tits walk into a bar and ask for a job, this is the only step if you don't have tits, the easy way is to know someone and even then you'll probably start out as a bouncer and have to work your way up if you don't have experience everytime i watch this video it blows my mind, that dude probably pulls down 100k for pouring lovely bourbon over crushed ice and sticking a sprig of mint in it
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:54 |
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criscodisco posted:That's sad and unfortunate for you, but my expertise really doesn't extend into the straight bar world. It does seem, though, that the type of place that only has female bartenders sort of has a theme going that doesn't include your fruity rear end. then i'm a vegetable.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:57 |
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BiohazrD posted:everytime i watch this video it blows my mind, that dude probably pulls down 100k for pouring lovely bourbon over crushed ice and sticking a sprig of mint in it Some friends and I got to be served by him a few years ago when we were in New Orleans. It was an "off season" Thursday night so we were the only people at the bar. We just had him make us whatever he felt like making and got to have an awesome chat with him for like 3 hours. The dude is an encyclopedia of cocktail knowledge and the history of New Orleans, really friendly too.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 09:07 |
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if you're a gay guy then it's super easy so long as you're sexy and don't mind working in a shirtless bar. otherwise get a job as a server or some other front of house position and then ask for opportunities and help out the guy behind the bar so he teaches you stuff.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 09:08 |
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If you are tall and fat=bouncer. And I'm talking marshmallow fat. Ladies just have to be hot.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:33 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:If you kill a bartrnder you have to take their place This is pretty much right. Get a barback job, wait until the bartender gets fired for shooting heroin in the customer bathroom, become service industry royalty Don't go to bartending school Real Mean Queen fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Sep 1, 2015 |
# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:47 |
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I think it's sort of like a metamorphosis. when it's time to start cocooning, you'll just know.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:02 |
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I got into it by being a degenerate alcoholic and paying to take a 2 hour class.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:05 |
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Be the most vacuous worthless beautiful person in existence, have a really healthy digestive system so the alchy poops dont give you the rear end cancer
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:28 |
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Bring a plastic bag filled with liquor into a bar and keep pouring it back and forth into a cup until you're recognized for your skills and hired on the spot
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:41 |
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You want to handle liquor. Drunks are said to be able to "handle their liquor" Does that answer your question?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:54 |
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Step one: Fail at everything else
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:58 |
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First you have to go to school for six years. Then there's a residency period.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:14 |
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op i got a bar u can tend
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:19 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:If you kill a bartrnder you have to take their place
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:21 |
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lie your rear end off about having prior bartending experience also, wear a mask on the back of your head so that ambush predators always think you're facing them that way they can't sneak up on you
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:38 |
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I simply found a place that was hiring, was asked if I was competent enough to pour beers into glasses, and was hired.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:47 |
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I became a bartender for a couple years by way of working in a kitchen that was grossly understaffed and mismanaged so eventually there were situations where they had no choice but to ask if I was comfortable bartending, alongside occasionally working every other job position there, and it eventually became a regular thing so I guess the trick is to physically be near an understaffed bar and be relatively competent and not too outwardly mentally unstable.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:55 |
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Fail at having a real job
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:57 |
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Fail atleast 4 classes your senior year of high school
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:02 |
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From what I've seen you need to lose your job in marketing
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:05 |
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A long history of drug abuse+a criminal record, OP.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:14 |
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First you have to dress appropriately.
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