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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
cant stay sober around that much alcohol, sorry

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Become a chill regular and when a bartender fails to show up ask the pissed off owner if he needs extra help. Collect $$$

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If your not a hot woman don't be a bartender, unless you're a douche, then by all means...

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


start working front of house at a restaurant or whatever that has a bar, be competent and push your way up the ranks

dont spend money on bartending school, that is a waste of money, its all who you know

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

I am Toni Lippi posted:

First you have to dress appropriately.


what the gently caress is that fade

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
you lie about your previous work experience and get a job and then learn how to do it

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Start by not graduating high school, then don't learn any skills, then get a tattoo.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Smug use of the wine opener is 20 lab hours minimum

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The-Mole posted:

what the gently caress is that fade

Make pattern baldness

lDDQD
Apr 16, 2006
Did anyone say "very carefully" yet?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
There's nothing careful about sucking dick for coke for that $100 dollar tip

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

i like to stay at fancy stupid hotels where you go to the bar and the weirdo dude has to get a blowtorch to make your drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqBSNReP5Rk


it really is a great place though

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



TheReverend posted:

i like to stay at fancy stupid hotels where you go to the bar and the weirdo dude has to get a blowtorch to make your drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqBSNReP5Rk


it really is a great place though

this is just more complex tourist garbage like the gigantic plastic tubes

nobody buys this. aria is my go to hotel in vegas because its clean as gently caress and really reasonably priced, i have seen 0 of these ordered at the bar

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Sep 2, 2015

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Twilight Matrix posted:

dont spend money on bartending school, that is a waste of money, its all who you blow

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

watch every ep of cheers

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