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I'm all clean as hell and I'm about to defile my rear end by taking a gross, loose, nasty, coffee poo poo. Should I get back in the shower? Should I just deal with my gross itchy rear end for the rest of the day. loving day ruined.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:00 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:35 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:01 |
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coffee and poo before the shower jfc
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:02 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:coffee and poo before the shower jfc I did, this is a surprise second poo poo
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:04 |
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You blast that poo poo out and hop back in the shower just for a quick butt spritz
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:04 |
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SOMETIMES I ACTUALLY DO GET IN THE SHOWER OP, EVEN IF IT MAKES ME LATE.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:05 |
Hollis Brownsound posted:I'm all clean as hell and I'm about to defile my rear end by taking a gross, loose, nasty, coffee poo poo. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEARN TO WIPE YOUR rear end PROPERLY.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:05 |
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lol if you don't poop in your shower
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:06 |
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Hollis Brownsound posted:I did, this is a surprise second poo poo it might protest a little but if youre firm it will stand down
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:10 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:10 |
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Water is still hot or warm at least. Get back in there after dropping the second bomb.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:11 |
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you can wipe your butt again a half hour later, might help
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:23 |
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Save time poo poo in shower
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:27 |
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Poop and wipe. Not fun but it happens.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:29 |
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Wash your rear end genius
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:30 |
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learn to squat-sit so your muscles let it all come out in one go, even when using a toilet
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:32 |
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wait... guys... why dont we put a toilet IN the bathtub, like have it integrated. its not like it would ever fill up because of how toilets work... wow its like the perfect idea holy poo poo
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:34 |
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always check if you have to poop while in the shower. Lube your fingers up with soap and stick em up there OP.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:36 |
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so what did u do op
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:13 |
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i poo poo 2 times a week tops
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:14 |
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do a poo poo in the shower
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:15 |
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youll have to follow your heart here op. good lcuk
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:22 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:so what did u do op thanks for checking in, well I had to go to work and didn't have time to shower again so soaped up my fingers and reamed the inside of my rear end in a top hat with them and splash rinsed with toilet water
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:22 |
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Hollis Brownsound posted:I'm all clean as hell and I'm about to defile my rear end by taking a gross, loose, nasty, coffee poo poo. Just shower again you loving sped. Also just as a pro tip, get a loving bidet for day time shits and you can just wash your rear end off right then and there. Stop being loving savages and walking around with dirty asses all the time you gross disgusting goons.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:22 |
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serious norman posted:i poo poo 2 times a week tops do you eat any food that's perishable?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:22 |
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Shouldn't even have bothered showering in the first place, just gonna get dirty again anyway.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:23 |
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i really dont think you should put soap in your butthole op
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:31 |
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Hollis Brownsound posted:thanks for checking in, well I had to go to work and didn't have time to shower again so soaped up my fingers and reamed the inside of my rear end in a top hat with them and splash rinsed with toilet water
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:32 |
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Wet wipes, lots of them. Make sure to flush them too, especially if you have septic.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:33 |
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Libelous Slander posted:do you eat any food that's perishable? norm does heroin
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:34 |
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serious norman posted:i poo poo 2 times a week tops thats odd i could have sworn you post way more often
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:47 |
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this is why europe has the bidet, OP
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:48 |
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Anyone who doesn't use these is walking around with lovely rear end in a top hat all day. How's that dry paper working out for everyone?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:53 |
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Moridin920 posted:this is why europe has the bidet, OP I kind of want a bidet. the nicker posted:
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:55 |
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it's the worst even though i have baby wipes i'll not shower for days on end expecting to poop first
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:25 |
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Al Borland posted:always check if you have to poop while in the shower. Lube your fingers up with soap and stick em up there OP. Seriously. This is basic hygiene like brushing your teeth or washing your hands before you eat.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:27 |
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Al Borland posted:I kind of want a bidet. just buy one of these things and add it to your toilet: http://www.wisdomking.com/product133251.html outdated looking site but the cheapest I could find. I had one of those on a toilet in my room when I was in hs and it was the best. heated seat, bidet, adjustable water temp/pressure, self cleaning, etc.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:31 |
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Moridin920 posted:this is why europe has the bidet, OP ya idk why bidets became popular there and not in the US. especially since it would be an easy addition with all the cookie cutter expansion in the 1940s-60s compared to having to renovate and add it to all the old buildings in europe
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:39 |
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serious norman posted:i poo poo 2 times a week tops Cut back on the Oxys.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:53 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:35 |
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OP, your problem is not enough dedicated morning poop time. The first hour to hour-and-a-half of my day is devoted to coffee, breakfast when I'm hungry enough for it, finishing waking up until I'm co-ordinated enough to not break stuff (luckily toilets are strong), and most importantly, 1-4 good shits. I often have to take a poo poo scant minutes after another poo poo, gently caress knows why, luckily I like making GBS threads. I've habitually taken this many morning shits for many years. The number does seem to be directly related to the sum total of of overeating, caffeinated beverage swilling, curry intake and litres of fruit juice consumed the day before said making GBS threads shenanigans. Wet wiping is rather a necessity for this shitfrequency (bidet devices would be good too no doubt). So there's some shittips for you, since your problem is obviously not giving enough shits as a first priority. Gotta love morning coffee in that respect, it really gets you going, if you know what I mean. And Fruit Juwes is the liquid that will not be blamed for nothing. So poo poo your guts out as many times as it takes after you wake, then shower. If you have a job, and find getting to work interferes with this recommended shitroutine, quit your job so you can devote yourself more to making GBS threads (world's greatest hobby, better out than in as they say). If you get thrown out onto the street for not having an income with which pay rent, be consoled, you'll be able to poo poo your pants whenever you feel like it and not worry about having a show. Maybe even get away with hurling some nice fresh turds at passersby while shouting incoherently. Here's a good pooping song for you to sing on the throne: "I have two shits in de morning I have two shits in the eve I take two shits before I take two shits Then I take two shits again." A hearty thank you, OP, for creating another shittopic, a fine traditional daily SA routine and always welcome. Shittopics are always gassed, which is reminiscent of and as strangely satisfying as big dumps being flushed away. And may nogoon ever unfairly accuse either you or I of being shitposters. tldr: poo poo about making GBS threads. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Sep 1, 2015 |
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