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I was firing off a bunch of shitposts onto good old GBS last night when my wife leaned over my shoulder and saw that one of my masterpiece posts was "im gay". Well i once described GBS to her as a big gay forum full of dumb faggots so she thought I was coming out of the closet on a homosexual forum. I tried to explain about GBS memes and told her about cucking ,goku and dad gay. so what and now she thinks i'm a homosexual cuck-fetishist who is sexually interested in cartoons for children. She packed her stuff and took my kid to her mum's place and now the house is empty. I don't think she;s coming back. What do I do, GBS? you're all I have left in this world.
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Sounds like a good time for you to enjoy being gay. Maybe have some guys over? Report back and tell us how it goes.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:18
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good, more time to post
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Sep 1, 2015 17:18
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Embrace your new life and become the gayest cuckingest gooniest goon that ever was.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:20
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Naerasa posted:Sounds like a good time for you to enjoy being gay. Maybe have some guys over? Report back and tell us how it goes. E: im gay
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Sep 1, 2015 17:20
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Cucked by Goku: The GBS Story
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Sep 1, 2015 17:20
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Gbs was all you ever had actually
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Sep 1, 2015 17:21
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Log off and try to save your marriage.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:21
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Suck her dick, OP
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Sep 1, 2015 17:21
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Living the dream
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Sep 1, 2015 17:21
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sounds like you won, op enjoy your new freedom and gobble all the cocks you can muster
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Sep 1, 2015 17:21
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Maybe throw a big party and invite all the goons and try and make a gay goon orgy?
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Sep 1, 2015 17:22
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sounds like your wife is making a lot of assumptions and you're better off having sex with other men anyways.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:22
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Pudding Huxtable posted:sounds like you won, op
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Sep 1, 2015 17:23
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Bamford Brownstone posted:Maybe throw a big party and invite all the goons and try and make a gay goon orgy? 
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Sep 1, 2015 17:23
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It's good that you could finally show your wife the real you
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Sep 1, 2015 17:24
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cuck fetish? e. ew
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Sep 1, 2015 17:25
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im gay
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Sep 1, 2015 17:28
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kill yourself shes better off without you (much like the rest of us)
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Sep 1, 2015 17:28
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snakeandbake posted:kill yourself shes better off without you (much like the rest of us) she's already without me though and i don't care about the rest of you, so i don't see what killing myself would accomplish?
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Sep 1, 2015 17:31
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well poo poo bud i think we all been there, my mom gives me lube and aids medicine for my birthday/hanukkah every year because of gibbs
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Sep 1, 2015 17:31
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what;s his name?
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Sep 1, 2015 17:32
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Gilganixon posted:she's already without me though and i don't care about the rest of you, so i don't see what killing myself would accomplish? Only one way to find out
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Sep 1, 2015 17:32
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Gilganixon posted:I was firing off a bunch of shitposts onto good old GBS last night when my wife leaned over my shoulder and saw that one of my masterpiece posts was "im gay". This sounds great. Invite a bunch of women over and gently caress them. Or men maybe both. Just tell your wife you're bi. Also it gives you more time to work on those Herman Skull epic adventures now that you don't have to deal with her poo poo. Tell her you're not gay you're just repulsed by her hideousness. And would rather pop up H skull novels for a bunch of gayways on a forum than gently caress her.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:32
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great, it turns out she didn't go to her mom's. where the hell is she
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Sep 1, 2015 17:33
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She's at her boyfriend's house. Don't worry, she'll come back once the forbidden dick stops being exciting and she needs your money to live.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:35
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The gamefaqs luelinks spinoff "eti"
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Sep 1, 2015 17:35
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Bamford Brownstone posted:She's at her boyfriend's house. Don't worry, she'll come back once the forbidden dick stops being exciting and she needs your money to live. nah she pays for everything, i'm broke
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Sep 1, 2015 17:35
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become gay
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Sep 1, 2015 17:36
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Then you are free.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:36
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wait a minute im starting to think all you guys who say youre gay arent really gay
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Sep 1, 2015 17:39
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Gilganixon posted:great, it turns out she didn't go to her mom's. where the hell is she she about to cuck you to try and save your marriage
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Sep 1, 2015 17:41
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im gay
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Sep 1, 2015 17:41
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We're all waiting for your heartfelt Thank You 
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Sep 1, 2015 17:41
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A misanthrope posted:wait a minute im starting to think all you guys who say youre gay arent really gay We are gay. Including me - im gay
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Sep 1, 2015 17:42
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A misanthrope posted:wait a minute im starting to think all you guys who say youre gay arent really gay It's the terrible secret of the internet.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:42
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ROFLburger posted:We are gay. Including me - im gay i dont know what to believe anymore. my whole world is spinning out of control here!
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Sep 1, 2015 17:43
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Gilganixon posted:nah she pays for everything, i'm broke Call her up and say you're going to kill yourself and sorry for causing her any harm. You're not really gay, goodbye. Then hope she comes back. But be hiding in the closet so when she does come back you can jump out as gayly as possible and yell "SURRPRISEEEEEE!"
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Sep 1, 2015 17:44
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never mind guys, she's just at work. she was being ironic about how gay GBS is (I just can't tell anymore). She was only visiting her mom yesterday and left before I woke up because I usually don't wake up until 2pm. It turns out she didn't take the kid, he was here the whole time and I'm just a bad parent. thanks for all your help! share your GBS cucktales here
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Sep 1, 2015 17:45
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im gay
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