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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Post your favorite slang terms for normal foods. Here are a couple examples:

Chicken Breast --> "Chicken Titty"

Pizza --> " 'Za"

Pizza and Soda --> " 'Za n 'Da"

Potatoes --> "Taters"

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gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
Hot dogs --> "Dickmeat"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
tunco dip --> "t to tha d"

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Double plus belly good!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Stouffer's Family Size Frozen Lasagne --> Dinner for one

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

gizmojumpjet posted:

Hot dogs --> "Dickmeat"

Love it

dad gay. so what posted:

tunco dip --> "t to tha d"

Love it


Ka0 posted:

Double plus belly good!

Ummm I think you might wanna re-read the OP

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Stouffer's Family Size Frozen Lasagne --> Dinner for one

LMAO! Great work so far, goons.

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
Spaghetti with tomato sauce --> "Bloodworms"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
smooty chicken could become smicken

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lemon lime sugar water -> Mountain Dew

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
canola -> rapeseed

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Pizza --> " 'Za"

This makes me irrationally angry.

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
Steak --> "cow patty"

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Arby's -> Gran's oval office

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Pepperoni Rolls --> Pols

DirtyMick
Feb 1, 2014
Cream of tuna on toast -> poo poo on a shingle

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
Coq au vin --> "Drunken Rooster"

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
couscous -> suocsuoc

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

couscous -> suocsuoc

Oh lord, please don't let a hipster millenial see this, it easily could turn into a thing.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

gizmojumpjet posted:

Hot dogs --> "Dickmeat"

dickmeat --> Hot Dogs

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Baked beans: "rabbit poop"

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Butternut squash: "prostate terminator"

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
salad -> pee pee

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



OP's mom's pussy -> mouth herpes

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Ramen = 'men

"Whacha doing?"
"Ah, just slurppin some 'men"

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Peanuts = John Legumezano

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Wait wait one more

Bread = Meat holder

Subscribe and hit like, also buy my book

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkvPVGcpthc

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Pigs in a blanket=weiner toads

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
ribs -> bones just bones

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
fish and chips = cat food

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
general tsos chicken -> jenərəl t'soes CHikən

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
rice -> action carb pellets

bread -> yeast world

beans -> portable horns section

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
snickerdoodle - the coolest name for the most boring rear end cookie ever

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



steak - shticky wicky

chocolate bar - C stick

Burger - Bun holder

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Ox rib-eye served with pickled vegetables, bone marrow, black truffles and cream of potatoes in red wine sauce - Crunchy Munchies

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Hot dogs topped with habanero au jus jelly and blue jolly ranchers = The Fieri/Doobie Fat Sweaty Experience Project

A fat tumblrite with her hand between two slices of sourdough ciabatta bread = The Ham Fisted

An erect penis = Sunday Brunch

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
turkey sandwich - turksam, sammaturk, turkish sandusky

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
chocolate chip cookie - chocochipper

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
beef jerky - candymeat

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