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mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Here's what I'm wondering. When Vince was super roided up, like mega loving huge, do you think he ever lactated?

Vince lactated, and I don't know how to handle that

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

That DICK! posted:

I don't want yellow stuff to come out of my head

What abbout blood? Is blood okay?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

AfroLine posted:

What abbout blood? Is blood okay?

I hear that this is the onl way to make matches Feel Big.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You guys remember those toys holding hands and then the kid didn't wanna play with the cowboy?

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

You guys remember those toys holding hands and then the kid didn't wanna play with the cowboy?

I remember...when she loved me

Shima Honnou posted:

I hear that this is the onl way to make matches Feel Big.

T.J. Perkins gets it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYxdVbE4_3w

Del Raminos fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Sep 2, 2015

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
Can we all just admit that we love when Vince McMahon damnit gets bad publicity in the media for being a carny?

I'll start, I love it.

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Oct 30, 2009

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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I piss out of my eyes when I get sad about Toy Story.

Bret hart leans forward excitedly

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Oct 30, 2009

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Apparently the DA back when this all happened was asked about how he had possibly missed this evidence and he responded "I am not sure, I guess it just snuka right by me."

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014

oldpainless posted:

Apparently the DA back when this all happened was asked about how he had possibly missed this evidence and he responded "I am not sure, I guess it just snuka right by me."

he had a leopard pattern bandanna blinding his eyes from justice, bruddah

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Didn't read the whole thread pretty busy sorry this might've been address is Vince going to prison??????

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Ty1990 posted:

Didn't read the whole thread pretty busy sorry this might've been address is Vince going to prison??????

he's getting the chair, brother

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Stand Up For Vince

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Stand Back For Vince

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

vince didn't even do anything

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Vince McMahon Raped and Killed A Girl in 1983

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

EugeneJ posted:

Vince McMahon Raped and Killed A Girl in 1983

Yeah probably

You can post that about any wrestler around in that time and it would probably be right

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
jimmy snuka poisoned his girlfriend with vince mcmahon's venomous steroid milk

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Corporate Kane posted:

jimmy snuka poisoned his girlfriend with vince mcmahon's venomous steroid milk

triple h survived

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

"if she was samoan the coconut wouldn't have killed her" - vince mcmahon, 1983

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
Well Vince shouldn't have handed Snuka the gun and given him the idea

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


oatgan posted:

vince didn't even do anything

If lying to cops is a crime, we're all guilty

*all get locked up, RR becomes Prison Pagoda*

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

vince didn't even do anything

There is a non-zero chance he bribed a cop but you'd have one hell of a time proving it and if there was really compelling evidence to that fact charges probably would've been brought by now. There's enough evidence against Snuka but that's a lot easier and even that took 30+ years.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Vince got away with the steroids, cocaine, raping that referee, countless brain damaged employees, one of whom killed his family....

but he's going down this time, the tiny possibility that 30 years ago he lied to the cops is going to bury him

It's Levesque time baby

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This is absolutely no chance anything will happen to Vince. That said, I hope he gets life in prison.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
We're going to get different stage sets again boys

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
I have so many daydream fantasies about Vince McMahon's adventures in the prison yard it's like...he turns the gang prison war into a highly promoted match and ends up like a feel good story but also a prison movie. Okay, so this is a movie. Alright, I'm going to write this.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sportsgenius86 posted:

This is absolutely no chance

No chance in hell

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Shima Honnou posted:

Vince McMahon will be executed to death in The Chair, live on PPV. Rest in peace.

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Vince got away with the steroids, cocaine, raping that referee, countless brain damaged employees, one of whom killed his family....

but he's going down this time, the tiny possibility that 30 years ago he lied to the cops is going to bury him

It's Levesque time baby

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
When you say "the chair" you mean repeated chairshots, not the electric chair, correct

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Electric chair drops.

Jaragoh
Nov 27, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:


*all get locked up, RR becomes Prison Pagoda*

Punchsport Panopticon. Everybody bans themselves.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
It really does say a lot that the immediate reaction from wrestling fans was to salivate at the prospect of Vince going to prison.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Howling Man posted:

I have so many daydream fantasies about Vince McMahon's adventures in the prison yard it's like...he turns the gang prison war into a highly promoted match and ends up like a feel good story but also a prison movie. Okay, so this is a movie. Alright, I'm going to write this.

He will turn the prisoners into that army of muscular hobos and use them to take WWE back from HHH.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
It's a shame Vince will be choked in prison by his old enemy Nailz

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

LORD OF BUTT posted:

When you say "the chair" you mean repeated chairshots, not the electric chair, correct

This will be Vince, very soon.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
What's Kennedy McManus doing in the Impact Zone?!

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

EugeneJ posted:

Vince McMahon Raped and Killed A Girl in 1983

Oh come on, don't go spreading rumors like VINCE MCMAHON RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1983 because people might actually believe that VINCE MCMAHON RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1983, when this is actually about Jimmy Snuka.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Im legitimately shocked Snuka is being charged with a murder committed in 1983.


On the other hand, its not surprising in the least.

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Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Shima Honnou posted:

This will be Vince, very soon.


can someone explain this one real quick

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