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proclaims I am eating healthy today * orders salad with only extra croutons ranch and bacon and a "diet coke"*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:26 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:53 |
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]==|=;;;==>
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:27 |
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I'm gay
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:27 |
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proclaims I am drinking my lunch today *gets real drunk*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:27 |
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*Orders lobster*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:28 |
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I'll have the lobster and caviar, har har har
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:28 |
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Orders a hamburger and bitches about it not being five guys quality
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:28 |
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am I getting paid for this?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:29 |
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i dont know what an office lunch with full service is for sure, but it sounds like its where the company pays for your meal, and i would definitely order a glass of walker blue label
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:29 |
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Moridin920 posted:am I getting paid for this? No. The answer is always no.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:30 |
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Silently motions to the waitress for a sixth gin and tonic hoping no one notices
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:30 |
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texaholic posted:Orders a hamburger and bitches about it not being five guys quality how many guys made this piece of poo poo? tastes like 3, maybe even just 2 idiot fuckers made it
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:30 |
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dad gay. so what posted:proclaims I am drinking my lunch today promote this man
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:32 |
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So, what you think of that new boy Hunter in shipping, what a millenial, eh?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:33 |
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*awkwardly orders something not too expensive that ends up being a totally lovely, barely larger than kid-sized serving that doesn't fullfill the hunger pains in stomach* "No I'm good!"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:35 |
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*is only allowed 30 minutes for lunch* *eats lovely fast food in awkward silence with coworkers, rushed back to office*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:35 |
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*Talks loudly on 1980's cellphone*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:35 |
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extra stout posted:i dont know what an office lunch with full service is for sure, but it sounds like its where the company pays for your meal, and i would definitely order a glass of walker blue label It's one of those places where you sit down and then you don't have to get up again until you leave because someone comes over and asks you what you want to eat, and then later they bring it out to you. I've been to one once, I think they only have them in fancy bigger cities though like San Francisco
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:36 |
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full service as in getting blown under the table by the wait staff?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:37 |
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Ringo Star Get posted:*awkwardly orders something not too expensive that ends up being a totally lovely, barely larger than kid-sized serving that doesn't fullfill the hunger pains in stomach* Fat
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:38 |
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For the record, walker blue label is pretty good but not even close to the best. It is certainly pretty expensive though, good job!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:39 |
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SopWATh posted:No. The answer is always no. lol midway through the apps I'm going to get a call involving a family/medical emergency then unless you can at least offer free drinks
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:40 |
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*asks the waitress what colour her underwear are and also if i can buy them*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:40 |
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can we get more bread
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:40 |
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*eats bread*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:41 |
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i love bread
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:41 |
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whats up with the bread refills? Do you think they'll bring them?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:41 |
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*orders 24 oz beer* Just one of those days
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:42 |
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Pretend to be doing work thing on the phone while actually posting on SA
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:43 |
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did the plants in my salad die of natural causes? asking for a friendsl
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:43 |
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* waves wildly at waiter * hey can i get another martini.. also some bread.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:44 |
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Do you server hushpuppies? I *hic* want some goddern hush *hic* puppies.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:46 |
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Is the waiter French
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:46 |
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*Waiter is Goatman*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:47 |
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*tries to throw a pea into shelly's cleavage*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:47 |
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excuse me wsiter is this bread named ton cruise? because its top gun.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:48 |
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*blows bubbles thru straw of diet coke*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:48 |
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*dies of a heart attack*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:48 |
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I SAID NO CILANTRO!!!!!!!! flips table. is fired
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:48 |
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ill have a sam adams
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:49 |