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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
proclaims I am eating healthy today

* orders salad with only extra croutons ranch and bacon and a "diet coke"*

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
]==|=;;;==>

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm gay

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
proclaims I am drinking my lunch today

*gets real drunk*

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
*Orders lobster*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'll have the lobster and caviar, har har har

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Orders a hamburger and bitches about it not being five guys quality

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
am I getting paid for this?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i dont know what an office lunch with full service is for sure, but it sounds like its where the company pays for your meal, and i would definitely order a glass of walker blue label

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000

Moridin920 posted:

am I getting paid for this?

No. The answer is always no.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
Silently motions to the waitress for a sixth gin and tonic hoping no one notices

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

texaholic posted:

Orders a hamburger and bitches about it not being five guys quality

how many guys made this piece of poo poo? tastes like 3, maybe even just 2 idiot fuckers made it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

proclaims I am drinking my lunch today

*gets real drunk*

promote this man

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
So, what you think of that new boy Hunter in shipping, what a millenial, eh?

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
*awkwardly orders something not too expensive that ends up being a totally lovely, barely larger than kid-sized serving that doesn't fullfill the hunger pains in stomach*

"No I'm good!"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
*is only allowed 30 minutes for lunch*
*eats lovely fast food in awkward silence with coworkers, rushed back to office*

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
*Talks loudly on 1980's cellphone*

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



extra stout posted:

i dont know what an office lunch with full service is for sure, but it sounds like its where the company pays for your meal, and i would definitely order a glass of walker blue label

It's one of those places where you sit down and then you don't have to get up again until you leave because someone comes over and asks you what you want to eat, and then later they bring it out to you. I've been to one once, I think they only have them in fancy bigger cities though like San Francisco

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

full service as in getting blown under the table by the wait staff?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Ringo Star Get posted:

*awkwardly orders something not too expensive that ends up being a totally lovely, barely larger than kid-sized serving that doesn't fullfill the hunger pains in stomach*

"No I'm good!"

Fat

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



For the record, walker blue label is pretty good but not even close to the best. It is certainly pretty expensive though, good job! :toot:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SopWATh posted:

No. The answer is always no.

lol midway through the apps I'm going to get a call involving a family/medical emergency then unless you can at least offer free drinks

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

*asks the waitress what colour her underwear are and also if i can buy them*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can we get more bread

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*eats bread*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i love bread

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
whats up with the bread refills? Do you think they'll bring them?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*orders 24 oz beer*

Just one of those days

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Pretend to be doing work thing on the phone while actually posting on SA

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
did the plants in my salad die of natural causes? asking for a friendsl

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
* waves wildly at waiter *

hey can i get another martini.. also some bread.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Do you server hushpuppies? I *hic* want some goddern hush *hic* puppies.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Is the waiter French

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
*Waiter is Goatman*

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

*tries to throw a pea into shelly's cleavage*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
excuse me wsiter is this bread named ton cruise? because its top gun. :smug:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
*blows bubbles thru straw of diet coke*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*dies of a heart attack*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I SAID NO CILANTRO!!!!!!!! flips table. is fired

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Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

ill have a sam adams

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