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Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Berke Negri posted:

miley seems like she doesn't get along well with just about anyone

Years of disney will do that to anyone.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:40

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:47

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

6 BCE:
Emperor Augustus sent ferrets (named viverrae by Plinius) to the Balearic Islands to control the rabbit plagues.

Lol, history is hilarious.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:42

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Corbyn Warnings ‏@CorbynWarnings Aug 24

To The Tune Of Eleanor Rigby:
Jeremy Corbyn
'Wants To Move Britain Entirely Under The Sea',
Warns An MP

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:42

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Volkerball posted:

Corbyn Warnings ‏@CorbynWarnings Aug 24

To The Tune Of Eleanor Rigby:
Jeremy Corbyn
'Wants To Move Britain Entirely Under The Sea',
Warns An MP

doesn't scan. learn some meter, twitter

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:44

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Rodatose posted:

it's like nightmare on elm street. If you don't believe in migf, they can't hurt you

actually thats not how freddy works

Disinterested posted:

I'm trying to come up with a toilet pun on 'pancopticon' and I'm not getting anywhere

well

it is virtue we're talking about

panoptijohn

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:46

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Started watching this last rick and morty episode.

I don't think this is a kids show.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:46

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Gravel Gravy posted:

Started watching this last rick and morty episode.

I don't think this is a kids show.

what do you mean, there are kids all in this cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSog57rnos

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:47

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Literally The Worst posted:

actually,

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:47

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Literally The Worst posted:

actually thats not how freddy works

panoptijohn

Yeah I thik kids tried that before but then he faked his death and murdered everyone.

What a scamp.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:47

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

This show is pretty good.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:51

Berke Negri: Feb 15, 2012; Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao

it'll be too good to be true if Republicans try to make McKinley a hill worth dying on

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:52

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Berke Negri posted:

it'll be too good to be true if Republicans try to make McKinley a hill worth dying on

A hill? Wow way to dishonor McKinley's legacy

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:54

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:54

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Berke Negri posted:

it'll be too good to be true if Republicans try to make McKinley a hill worth dying on

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

A hill? Wow way to dishonor McKinley's legacy

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:54

Berke Negri: Feb 15, 2012; Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao

my only regret over mckinleys assassination is that he can't be killed twice

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:56

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Berke Negri posted:

my only regret over mckinleys assassination is that he can't be killed twice

good news obama is doing that

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:57

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

the people of ohio will not tolerate such an outrage you will regret thszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:58

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Kim Davis makes me so maaaadddd unnnghhh

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:58

Berke Negri: Feb 15, 2012; Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao

top five president, right there

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:58

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

good news obama is doing that

lol

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

good news obama is doing that

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:59

Aurubin: Mar 17, 2011

McKinley getting shot got us TR in the Oval Office, which at the very least gave us turn of the century memes. And the Phillipines.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:00

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Let's have the Teapot Dome renamed Mt Harding

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:00

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

XYZ Affair > Teapot Dome

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:01

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

euphronius posted:

Kim Davis makes me so maaaadddd unnnghhh

Send in the national guard to make her sign the forms imo

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:02

Aurubin: Mar 17, 2011

Did anyone name anything after Taft?

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:03

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Aurubin posted:

Did anyone name anything after Taft?

a bathtub

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:04

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

its a shame the only thing people remember about taft was he was fat, cause he was a cool dude and did cool things and was prolly a better person and rpesidnet than wilson

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:04

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

euphronius posted:

Kim Davis makes me so maaaadddd unnnghhh

She is very bad.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Send in the national guard to make her sign the forms imo

This is a funny mental image.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:04

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

euphronius posted:

Kim Davis makes me so maaaadddd unnnghhh

who's that

...oh right, the marriage clerk who won't do her loving job, and is also a hypocrite

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:05

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Aurubin posted:

Did anyone name anything after Taft?

let us ask wikipedia

quote:

After a fire burned much of the town of Moron, California, in the 1920s, it was renamed Taft, California, in his honor.

this is not cited but it's true enough for me

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:06

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Disinterested posted:

also a dweeb on a personal level it seems, though it's hard to tell when you're dealing with the vicious and gossping harpies of roman history

still mad we don't have a copy of Lives of Famous Whores

# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:06

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.