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Welcome, new devotee, to Boat Cult. A future of calming seas lays before you. As a new convert to the ways of Boat Cult there are some things you should know: -The Supreme Master is the source of all power in Boat Cult. through him and his extensive financial resources we are able to sail on this 500 foot super yacht with adjoining submarine. -Sony Playstation 4 is the official gaming platform of Boat Cult. -There are many rules of Boat Cult and failure to comply will yield strict punishments up to and including revocation of PSN access for your complimentary Playstation 4, keelhauling, light drowning, being fed to sharks, etc. -Your soft terrycloth robe must be worn at all times unless Supreme Master requests that you be nude at which time you will be nude until Supreme Master tells you to wear your terrycloth robe again. -All meals in Boat Cult are provided and there's an omelette station from 6am to 10:30am. -You may not make use of the adjoining Boat Cult submarine unless you are an approved Gold Member or above. -To achieve Gold Member status you must log at least 50 hours of anal penetrative sex with Supreme Master. This time only accrues while penetration is occurring. -Absolutely no drugs or alcohol is to be consumed except bourbon, molly, cocaine and top shelf marijuana. Absolutely no ditch weed will be allowed in Boat Cult. -Due to the "all female" make-up of Boat Cult, there is an on-site self-adminstered abortion machine. Please feel free to make liberal use of it. There are many more rules in Boat Cult and they change at regular, although unpredictable intervals. During your path to enlightenment involving orgies and light murder in Boat Cult please feel free to ask your personal Guard-Minder any questions you may have unless you have already asked them. Welcome aboard to your new, wonderful life. Boat Cult: Feel a Wake!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:18 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:02 |
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What's a boat?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:20 |
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set sail for fun
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:20 |
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fyodor posted:-Sony Playstation 4 is the official gaming platform of Boat Cult. im out
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:21 |
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I'm gonna start a schooner club who's with me?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:22 |
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if I want to join boat cult and I am not a female will you make me one
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:22 |
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If I had a boat I'd pull up behind someone elses boat and scream, "GOOOO!!!!" at them.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:23 |
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Code Jockey posted:if I want to join boat cult and I am not a female will you make me one Yes given the already mentioned extensive wealth of our founder and Supreme Master, we have on-site self-administered gender reassignment machines.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:23 |
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They are also the self-administered abortion machines previously mentioned.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:24 |
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boats are bad
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:24 |
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Lol at your puny boat cult. Prepare to be crushed by the catamaran cabal
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:26 |
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I received a letter stating that based on the size and shape of my anus I have been pre-approved for Gold Member status in Boat Cult. Just waiting on my terrycloth from Amazon to arrive so I can set sail!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:27 |
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what's this all a boat eh? lmbo
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:28 |
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What is the Supreme Master's view on lube vis-a-vis anal penetration?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:30 |
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Broenheim posted:boats are bad can we murder this guy
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:33 |
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swab my dick bung my hole
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:34 |
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fyodor posted:Welcome, new devotee, to Boat Cult. A future of calming seas lays before you. As a new convert to the ways of Boat Cult there are some things you should know:
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:35 |
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nods
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:35 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:43 |
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boat cult : my family said this is a bad idea, ?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:43 |
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im president of the poop deck
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:49 |
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id like to apply for the psoition of superem master please
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:36 |
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We should form an ORGanization for SEAfaring adventures and give it a catchy sci-fi name
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:38 |
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im already in scientology do you guys buy out my contract or what
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:53 |
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i like boats, this sounds like the cult for me
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:55 |
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remember the episode of keeping up appaerances where hyacinth goes on the boat and falls in a river classic
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:56 |
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I'm thinking of taking the sub out for Papa Murphy's later if anyone wants to come.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:20 |
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Pawn 17 posted:I'm thinking of taking the sub out for Papa Murphy's later if anyone wants to come. Pawn 17 No. of hours of penetrative anal sex logged: 73
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:34 |
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I've got a 100 ton captains license can I get a job with boat cult.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:50 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:51 |
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I mean.... Someone has to drive the boat and lol if you're gonna let a woman do that
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:52 |
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Anthrovore posted:remember the episode of keeping up appaerances where hyacinth goes on the boat and falls in a river i loving love that show
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:14 |
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no lie its one of my life goals to learn how to sail and maybe even own my own little sloop type boat.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:32 |
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cant wait to kill some people in international waters
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:33 |
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This thread died on the vine it's very humbling.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 06:41 |
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You're advertising for an all-female cult in GBS, it's kinda your fault.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 06:46 |
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Yeah my Schooner Club is booming compared to this sinking boat club
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 07:24 |
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has anyone posted "butt cult" yet? no problem i've got it
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 07:44 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:09 |
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Hagbard Celine will DESTROY YOU
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