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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:36 |
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i love my dead gay empire
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:23 |
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*presents rear end for loving*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:23 |
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"you know how we all say 'when in rome, do as the romans do?' i feel like i'm just making it all up as i go along..."
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:24 |
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*joins legion* *dies in cold, rainy German forest, far from home*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:24 |
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im gay
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:25 |
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im greek
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:25 |
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Moridin920 posted:im gay the wing-ed weener
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:26 |
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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:26 |
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ohh look at me I'm an Ancient Roman haha how did I get here even.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:27 |
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"Hello, I'm the poet Virgil. Because of The Aeneid I'm considered the father of fan fiction."
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:28 |
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My city owns the whole world and I just gently caress around all day watching the gladiators and getting free food. Pretty sweet gig.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:28 |
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Paedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. Nam castum esse decet pium poetam ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est, qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici et quod pruriat incitare possunt, non dico pueris, sed his pilosis, qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos. Vos quod milia multa basiorum legistis, male me marem putatis? Paedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. I will sodomize you and face-gently caress you, bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius, you who think, because my poems are sensitive, that I have no shame. For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems. In point of fact, these have wit and charm, if they are sensitive and a little shameless, and can arouse an itch, and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men who can't get it up. Because you've read my countless kisses, you think less of me as a man? I will sodomize you and face-gently caress you. true story: one of my undergraduate Classics professors wrote a number of articles on the Latin verb "irrumare" - to face gently caress. Pulvis Sumus fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Sep 1, 2015 |
# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:28 |
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ClothHat posted:im greek that means you're the receiver if you get my drift
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:28 |
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can i be trajan gaius decius
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:29 |
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Hello, I am look like little boy forever, make me gently caress god
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:31 |
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I came, I saw, I'm gay.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:32 |
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I was on my way to the temple to get a loan, but some rear end in a top hat was there earlier who made a scene and shut the whole thing down.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:34 |
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im gay
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:35 |
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WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE??
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:37 |
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The gooniest emperor? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitellius
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:38 |
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im gonna go gently caress some dudes
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:38 |
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Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:38 |
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captainoblivious posted:The gooniest emperor? Died in the year 69, checks out.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:39 |
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WTF these men are wearing pants, that's barbaric, everyone knows a civilized man wears a tunic at the very least I don't understand young people's fashions these days
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:46 |
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play gaem role dise
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:48 |
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sometimes i think it might be nice to talk to someone while i poop. or like four other dudes. no big deal
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:48 |
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Hell Yeah posted:sometimes i think it might be nice to talk to someone while i poop. or like four other dudes. no big deal We're in Ancient Rome, when do you not do that?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:50 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Died in the year 69, checks out. Claudius was spergin and got cucked by his wives so its kind of a tossup. Elagabalus went around talking about how gay he was which pissed everyone off because the emperor wasn't supposed to be taking it up the rear end, and calling himself a bottom, and was probably trans.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:50 |
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welp it's time for the orgy at the thermae, later plebes
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:50 |
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Somebody pour some water on my rear end-sponge. Got the runs today.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:51 |
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*finds a little boy who kind of looks like dead wife, cuts off his balls, marries him instead* :bigtran:
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:52 |
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Who watches the Watchmen Amirite?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:52 |
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I do not think these dongs are sexual in the least *puts one in my son's room to protect him from evil*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:52 |
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Hell Yeah posted:sometimes i think it might be nice to talk to someone while i poop. or like four other dudes. no big deal it was probably just uncomfortable silence and awkward accidental eye contact
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:52 |
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These Christians are horrifying, they eat human flesh and drink human blood! For real!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:53 |
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Gods damnit Flavius, I told you I'm not gay, I just really like Priapus statuettes oK!?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:53 |
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jupiters cock!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:55 |
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*is Livia* *did it*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:57 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:36 |
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*has forced gay sex with slaves* *is fascinating to academics for some reason*
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:58 |