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It's me I'm the fucker who thought a fishing net would be a cool weapon for gladiatorial combat.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 08:49 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:56 |
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whoflungpoop posted:actually my favorite story about tiberius' time on capri from suetonius goes like this: sounds like that peasant got owned
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 08:52 |
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Fellbat posted:It's me I'm the fucker who thought a fishing net would be a cool weapon for gladiatorial combat. thats weird. im the fish hat
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 09:01 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*joins the Vestal Virgins* *Is richest man in Rome and possibly the history of the world* *bangs Vestal Virgin for her property* *goes to trial* *defense is "I only wanted her property at below cost. Why would I tap that forbidden fruit?"* *is acquitted* Republican-era Roman scandals are the loving best. The whole political class is like a high school. School Nickname fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Sep 2, 2015 |
# ? Sep 2, 2015 10:31 |
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*wishes he was Greek instead of Roman*
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 10:38 |
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*gently caress the wives of all my political opponents* *wonder why I'm getting stabbed*
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 10:44 |
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please vote for me to be dictator, I promise to kill all the powerful people that don't vote for me and split their assets up amongst the powerful people that do
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 10:46 |
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 11:13 |
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so, i managed to clean out your wound with some boiling wine, but just in case, let's smear rat droppings inside.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 11:26 |
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whoflungpoop posted:all of the poo poo about what he did on capri come from lives of the 12 caesars by suetonius, who was born like 40 years after tiberius' death and personal details of which should be treated with Ur my gbs gf
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 11:52 |
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Breetai posted:*gently caress the wives of all my political opponents* *cucks caesar after crossdressing into the most sacred women's only event in rome* *hauled to trial, where Caesar has every right as Pontiff to basically ask for and be given a death penalty for a political opponent* *has caesar divorce his wife instead*
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:15 |
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*looks at statue* No no NO! Make my dick SMALLER!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:21 |
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So, a funny thing happened on the way to GBS...
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:22 |
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hey justinian is now a good time- *sees a ghost coming out of justinians head and his head spinning around in place* nows not a good time i'll come back later
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:26 |
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*ascends to Emperor* hope I don't get stabbed or maybe poisoned by my own mom, well see ya!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:30 |
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Calico Heart posted:hey justinian is now a good time- that's a medieval roman you jackass
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:30 |
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*gets molested* man i loving love olives
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:35 |
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Okay, guys we're ready for this execution. Got the sack, the dog, the cat, the viper, the...wait, where's the loving Ape? Goddamn it, Blutonus, if we're going to do this animal torture drowning death, we're gonna do it right. Jesus Christ*, should have saved some of my slave money for a nice smart Greek, instead of just cute boys. (*this is a guy I just heard of, I think his name makes a great swear word)
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:36 |
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Universe Master posted:Okay, guys we're ready for this execution. Got the sack, the dog, the cat, the viper, the...wait, where's the loving Ape? guards! seize this barbarian! he's trying too hard to appear Roman!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 13:14 |
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There is not an Eastern Empire or a Western Empire. There is only the Roman Empire.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 13:16 |
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Baracula posted:thats weird. im the fish hat Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! C'mon. Please? I really love a good Retiarius vs. Murmillo.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 13:18 |
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someone hit me in the head with an amphora and so i underwent brain surgery. loving love me patron, he broughts some opium for mes when i done underwents it and paid fer it too
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:43 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:that's a medieval roman you jackass Justinian spoke latin and ruled over rome and constantinople, gently caress you he's a proper ancient roman
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:46 |
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We are Romans The Empire never ended, OP
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:48 |
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:We are Romans it ended when trotsky had the russian imperial family shot
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:53 |
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TEAYCHES posted:it ended when trotsky had the russian imperial family shot Russia fucks everything up. - an Ancient Roman
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:02 |
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another reason to hate loving trots
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:38 |
The romanovs weren't even tenuously Roman guys
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:45 |
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*has vague knowledge of China* *believes everything the Persians say about it* *Persians do the same thing to the Chinese*
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:46 |
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TEAYCHES posted:it ended when trotsky had the russian imperial family shot that just ushered in the next empire
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:52 |
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How to best make my financial legacy? I know I shall walk upon this via appia
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:52 |
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*visits Temple of Bel in Palmyra" This place is great! I bet it will stand forever!
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:55 |
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whoflungpoop posted:*is Livia*
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:00 |
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hemophilia posted:The romanovs weren't even tenuously Roman guys lmao this loving retard scrub denying the third rome.. idiot bitxh. cyka
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:11 |
Baracula posted:lmao this loving retard scrub denying the third rome.. idiot bitxh. The ottoman empire had a better claim and therefore so does its successor state Turkey
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:18 |
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hemophilia posted:The ottoman empire had a better claim and therefore so does its successor state Turkey
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:23 |
If you wanna go that route the Vatican still has a truer claim than orthodox patriarchs
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:32 |
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Away all Goats posted:*gets molested* eodem
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:46 |
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hemophilia posted:If you wanna go that route the Vatican still has a truer claim than orthodox patriarchs so the third rome is russia, turkey, and also the holy roman empire so germany is also rome. nice.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:55 |
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America too, and France.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:57 |