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Doctor Schnabel posted:play gaem it's cool to think that 3000 years from now someone will dig this up out of a ruined vomitorium and think that it's an ancient anti gravity engine or something. it's cool.
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Holy poo poo if you can't figure out that the catholic church legitimized the HRE's claim on being Rome III. The house of romanov is a filthy peasant cadet branch of an insignificant vassalage from shittown, HRE.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:08
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Hey guys check out my new statue that I had commissioned. I think it really ties the atrium together. http://imgur.com/P66pgpD
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Sep 2, 2015 18:17
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My gods damned carriage broke down on the via appia and is stuck in a ditch. Davus, wake the gently caress up and go get some slaves to pull us out!
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Sep 2, 2015 18:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hey guys check out my new statue that I had commissioned. I think it really ties the atrium together. I'd behead the gently caress out of that statue.
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Sep 2, 2015 18:40
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*school, 100 AD* Hey Gaius, check out what this old greek text says Dude, we're just supposed to memorize it, not actually underst-- It says the night before the Athenian fleet sailed for Syracuse in the Peloponnesian war, Alcibiades and his bros went around the city and cut the dicks off all the Hermai statues   Dude thats so hosed up lol Next time we're at the temple, we should tot OH poo poo TEACHERS HERE NO LAUGHTER OR LEARNING ALLOWED IN SCHOOL
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Sep 2, 2015 18:48
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Moltke posted:Holy poo poo if you can't figure out that the catholic church legitimized the HRE's claim on being Rome III. The house of romanov is a filthy peasant cadet branch of an insignificant vassalage from shittown, HRE. Constantine XI will return one day
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Sep 2, 2015 21:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hey guys check out my new statue that I had commissioned. I think it really ties the atrium together. 
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Sep 2, 2015 21:54
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It's too bad everyone's conceptions of Rome come from the decadent imperial era. In the good old days of the old Republic our ancestors were decent moral people.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:11
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Ein cooler Typ posted:It's too bad everyone's conceptions of Rome come from the decadent imperial era. In the good old days of the old Republic our ancestors were decent moral people. It's so true, nowadays people don't even sell their slaves for peanuts when they get too old to work
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Sep 2, 2015 22:19
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Ein cooler Typ posted:It's too bad everyone's conceptions of Rome come from the decadent imperial era. In the good old days of the old Republic our ancestors were decent moral people. *rapes the Sabine women, but its okay because they're cool with it*
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Sep 2, 2015 22:23
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Ein cooler Typ posted:It's too bad everyone's conceptions of Rome come from the decadent imperial era. In the good old days of the old Republic our ancestors were decent moral people. *Is Scipio Africanus* *Owns the gently caress out of Hannibal* *Meets Hannibal at party years later and is super smug about it*
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Sep 3, 2015 00:06
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*doesn't poo poo on forums*
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Sep 3, 2015 00:27
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*INSERTS COCK IN rear end*
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Sep 3, 2015 00:28
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The Roman republic is fukken boring and is just a regional power run by a dumb rear end oligarchy. Imperial Rome is insane Julius Caesar just stomps on the gas and it doesn't stop till the fall of Constantinople
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Sep 3, 2015 00:35
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Paint a red cross on your shield and abandon sodomy, and I'll let you keep your empire. -God Haha, just kidding. -God Jehovah, you so crazy. -Wotan
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Sep 3, 2015 00:39
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Hahaha what the gently caress is bible, now if you excuse me I have to consult a secret wizard book on these dire circumstances.
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Sep 3, 2015 00:43
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:please vote for me to be dictator, I promise to kill all the powerful people that don't vote for me and split their assets up amongst the powerful people that do *retires from bloody dictatorship of terror to a quiet life drinking and banging actors*
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Sep 3, 2015 00:54
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*eats multi-course dinner lounging on couch* Boy I'm glad I don't have to sit in a loving chair. *dogs jump up on the couch and swarm me* poo poo
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Sep 3, 2015 01:01
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Shut UP, Flavius. You perform oral sex on women like a dog. non morally inept est
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Sep 3, 2015 01:03
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I'm in the midst of a dead gay forum
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Sep 3, 2015 01:17
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*gets sick* *eats a large amount of cabbage and bathes in own urine* "Modern medicine is amazing!"
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Sep 3, 2015 01:27
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Oh god I have had so many children, gently caress it you ingrates get numbers now. Decimus get over here and make sure the next shipment of piss wine gets here.
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Sep 3, 2015 02:00
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Hadrianus Augustus Trumpus: When Caledonia sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.
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Sep 3, 2015 02:56
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I hear Aurelius lets his wife do him on top haha what a fag
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Sep 3, 2015 03:06
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Fortune Favors the Bold. Into that loving volcano men! No way this could go wrong!
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Sep 3, 2015 03:15
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reignofevil posted:Fortune Favors the Bold.  poor Pliny the elder
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Sep 3, 2015 03:31
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* support elagabalus ascension* *regret it before you even make it back to rome*
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hemophilia posted:The Roman republic is fukken boring and is just a regional power run by a dumb rear end oligarchy. so i guess if ur less interested in the story of how a few smelly swarthy dudes grew to one of history's most important civs and more interested in whose dick didnt work and which senator's wife was known to gently caress mules then yea stick w the imperium histories
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Sep 3, 2015 04:05
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So anyway I got some gaul phalli to take to market tomorrow but before I go to bed I'm gonna go wash my mouth out with some urine.
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Sep 3, 2015 04:19
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Eyyyy ancient romans? I'm ancient roman, roman for some ancient tittays that is, all old and saggy with the insides sucked out u know what i mean pour the syrup my nigga it's FLAPJACK TITTAY time come get u some down at the firehouse ever year on that special Tuesday when u can't tell if it's breakfast or nana exercising her topless righhts
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vulvasaur posted:Eyyyy ancient romans? I'm ancient roman, roman for some ancient tittays that is, all old and saggy with the insides sucked out u know what i mean pour the syrup my nigga it's FLAPJACK TITTAY time come get u some down at the firehouse ever year on that special Tuesday when u can't tell if it's breakfast or nana exercising her topless righhts Please remember to vote 5 as per our agreement, vulvasaur. You are welcome to post here anytime.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:16
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Please remember to vote 5 as per our agreement, vulvasaur. You are welcome to post here anytime. u know i wouldn't double cross you but i would double cross a flat pair of gazonga zoinks and boinks I'd loving braid em
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Sep 4, 2015 02:18
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when i find a girl with a cool pair of pad titties I like to be a power bottom when i look up it's like i'm looking ath the cover of a motherfucking nat geo baby hoo boy
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Sep 4, 2015 02:23
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vulvasaur posted:u know i wouldn't double cross you but i would double cross a flat pair of gazonga zoinks and boinks I'd loving braid em Good thing there are lots statues of naked women, here in ancient rome.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:24
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best part of flapjack titties? glad u asked it's when u bust a nut on them u can roll them up, cut and bake em into cinnamon rolls mmhmm get ur electrolytes back up as a romp sesh w that secret recipe
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Sep 4, 2015 02:24
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*adds -anus to the end of my surname*
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:*adds -anus to the end of my surname* Welcome to the forum, Sexanus!
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Sep 4, 2015 02:26
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TITTYS for prudish monotheists
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lol if you think a bunch of barbarians could ever sack rome. just lol
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