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The Goatfather posted:lol like a bunch of barbarians could ever sack rome. just lol Like a bunch of beer drinkers could ever do anything.
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The Goatfather posted:lol if you think a bunch of barbarians could ever sack rome. just lol In an ironic twist, in this case it was the Romans who were owned.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:46
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is it gay if i wish i had some of those male blowjob servants all the cool emperors had
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emperor gay, so what
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Sep 4, 2015 02:48
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Okay, guys. It happened. A bunch of barbarians beat us in a fight. Help me write a bunch of flowery bullshit about how incredibly badass and amazing their leader is so we can save face. Not too badass, though. Still a filthy barbarian. But pretty drat badass. Look, it's a fine balance, that's why I need help, okay?
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Sep 4, 2015 02:51
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The Goatfather posted:lol if you think a bunch of barbarians could ever sack rome. just lol
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Sep 4, 2015 02:54
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lmao @ goons who equate greek romans with classical romans. they're byzantine for a reason, gently caress heads!
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Sep 4, 2015 03:17
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Velisarius posted:lmao @ goons who equate greek romans with classical romans. they're byzantine for a reason, gently caress heads! They're equals now.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:18
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fuckers be speaking like barbarbarbarbar, bitches plz.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:18
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why aren't the greek romans real romans, again?
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Sep 4, 2015 03:26
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hemophilia posted:why aren't the greek romans real romans, again? They were called Rome in their time, but because they were not in Rome and not hellenistic (for the most part) plus spoke primarily greek, armchair historian think they are fuckers. Fellbat fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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Sep 4, 2015 03:29
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Fellbat posted:They were called Rome in their time, but because their not in Rome and not hellnistic (for the most part) plus spoke primarily greek, armchair historian think they are fuckers. i feel like im reading cave paintings somehow translated into a post
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Sep 4, 2015 03:32
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i feel like im reading cave paintings somehow translated into a post Yeah grammar and form aren't my primary focus when poo poo posting on the internet, also BARBARBBAR.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:35
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Thinking about moving to Britannia, specifically Londinium. Has anyone been there? Looking for input, tia!
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Sep 4, 2015 03:39
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Lol if you don't use The Aenied as the basis of your societal view.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:51
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Thinking about moving to Britannia, specifically Londinium. Has anyone been there? Looking for input, tia! its a piece of poo poo swamp filled with dumb idiots and a river everyone pisses in cant say i recommend oh wait we are supposed to be ancient romans
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Sep 4, 2015 04:16
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Oh gods! What is that horrible stench wafting from the imperial litter?
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Sep 4, 2015 04:19
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maker posted:TRIARII
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Sep 4, 2015 04:27
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attacking testudo
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Sep 4, 2015 04:28
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Luitpold posted:jupiters cock!
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Sep 4, 2015 04:29
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*is a collection of thieves and rapists* Why don't girls come to our party
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Sep 4, 2015 04:34
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 Heya Ceaser what chu thinkin' about?? Oh I dunno... You ever think that in the future they will make a hit HBO series about us? Woah, that's hella deep Julius!! Yeah, I am a pretty great thinker aye *gets stabbed like 47 times lol* even you, mah boi Brutus?? Yes you idiot no one likes you lmao *dies*
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Sep 4, 2015 04:43
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im cinaedus -first reply in every thread in ancient rome
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Sep 4, 2015 05:11
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don't mind me I'm just the lowly vomit collector, please direct your vomit to me so I may carry it away.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Thinking about moving to Britannia, specifically Londinium. Has anyone been there? Looking for input, tia! avoid going north, the Picts will mess you up
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Sep 4, 2015 21:49
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What's the best quality of life, least amount of squalor and hostile invaders type of situation for a plebian at the height of the empire?
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Sep 4, 2015 21:51
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man i hope these migrants stop coming to my continent!!!!
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Sep 4, 2015 21:53
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Yeah I got a new tattoo: "βλαξ". Yeah, it's greek for "bravery".
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Sep 4, 2015 22:07
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I am still taken seriously as a lawyer even though my name is Chickpea
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Sep 4, 2015 22:10
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Peanut President posted:Yeah I got a new tattoo: "βλαξ". Yeah, it's greek for "bravery". lol u are lucky u aren't a slave because u deserve to get put into a fight to the death with tigers and poo poo.
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hemophilia posted:What's the best quality of life, least amount of squalor and hostile invaders type of situation for a plebian at the height of the empire? the best way to deal with invaders is to invade and kill them before they have a chance to invade, join the Legion!  its a pretty good deal, you get to murder and rape and loot all you want, and when you're done you get a nice piece of free land in one of the new provinces you created.
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Doctor Schnabel posted:man i hope these migrants stop coming to my continent!!!! drat Germans took our jerbs!!
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I wish!! At least then our economy would still be ok... They're lazy thugs with weirdo gods, what do they know about obedience and industry??? Soup du Journey fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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Sep 4, 2015 23:14
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"Goodbye wife, I hope you enjoy being a god! Now, I can finally be free to gently caress my hot twink boyfriend! Awww poo poo, he drowned."
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Sep 4, 2015 23:16
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"BARABBAS! GIVE US BARABBAS!"
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Sep 4, 2015 23:17
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Remember when we used to have kings? Crazy
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Sep 4, 2015 23:29
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Does anyone know a good patron? I hear mine beats his slaves and has become stingy as of late, and I could really use some more denarius so that I can sit around watching the courts and do absolutely nothing all loving day.
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Sep 4, 2015 23:30
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Universe Master posted:Remember when we used to have kings?
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Doctor Schnabel posted:I wish!! At least then our economy would still be ok... Buncha gosh darn frostbacks is what they are I tell ya Hadrian we should build a dang wall
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i loving love cabbage
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